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Post by fatman45036_1 »

I'm new. Don't make me use my hidden power! :twisted:
OOKK! OOKK! OOKK! OOKK! OOKK!
Brotherhood of the Monkey!
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

*2* posts and already a Monkey?
*charges Shock Rifle in one hand and Railgun in the other...*
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Post by guyver »

Welcome to SD.net.

Hope you have a great time at the Board.


And yes by the way.


POKE
PRESSURE CANON!

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A monkey huh? Imposter!! *Thwap!*
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aerius: I'll vote for you if you sleep with me. :)
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

*pulls guyver to the side* Sorry fellow citizen, I have orders from the AIIF to terminate this Troll with extreme prejudice.
*whips out ye olde Railgun, sets it to 3 Shot Burst, aims at Fatman45036_1, and squeezes the trigger. The Railgun speaks with a trio of Lightspeed Depleted Uranium...*
<(BZAPP!!!)>
<(BZAPP!!!)>
<(BZAPP!!!)>

{SPLAT!!!}

*The DU slugs atomize and ignite Fatman's body fat, turning their target into a rapidly expanding cloud of gibs and burning fat. By the time the gibs settle, they are fully cooked...*
DINNER TIME, LORD CTHULHU!!
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Me think he is dead. Was he a troll?
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Post by Evil Sadistic Bastard »

*Pulls off gloves*

Well, well, what do we have here... A pathetic little newb... Who is ALSO a troll...AND a pathetic little newb troll who takes the name of the Brotherhood in vain.

*Evil light glows in eyes*

EXCELLENT.

*ESB dashes past fatman with claws trailing balefire*
*Before fatman can react he is torn in half by the sheer speed of ESB's passage. As the two halves fall to the ground ESB flips over, draws a shock rifle, shock combos the top half into oblivion, then nails the lower half with the lightning gun and finally calls down an orbital ion cannon strike on the location to sterilize it.*
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

He was Chris45036_1 caught Sock Puppeting. Plus he's flying the Monkey Flag improperly (he's not a member and never will be)
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Post by aerius »

*Thwap* That's for taking the name of the brotherhood in vain. You ain't on the memberlist, imposter.... :?

Don't give me a reason to hit you again.
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Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either. :P
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[ Target locked. Arm Poke-Pod. Ready.... POKE! Target poked. Bring in the bacon, Charlie 5.]
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fatman45036_1 wrote:I'm new. Don't make me use my hidden power! :twisted:
Do I really want to find out what your hidden power is...?
Yes.
Bring it on baby. :twisted:
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Post by Faram »

Hmm a noob

*Poke*
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

The AIIF apologizes for the mess, I'm sure Cthulhu's enjoying himself cleaning it up...
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Post by guyver »

ok thanks


Than if you do not mind I will now jump up and down on what is left of the dead body and.......sing


Happy Happy, Joy Joy

Hello Boys and Girls.
This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale.

No! Its a song about being HAPPY!
That's right. Its the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think your happy enough.
That's right. I'll teach you to be happy.
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Now boys and girls, lets try it again!

Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Ifn' you ain't the granddaddy of all liars!
The little creatures of nature.
They don't know that they are ugly!


Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

That's very funny,
A fly marrying a bumblebee.
I told ya I'd shoot!
But you didn't believe me!
Why didn't you believe me?
PRESSURE CANON!

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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

guyver wrote:ok thanks


Than if you do not mind I will now jump up and down on what is left of the dead body and.......sing


Happy Happy, Joy Joy

Hello Boys and Girls.
This is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale.

No! Its a song about being HAPPY!
That's right. Its the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think your happy enough.
That's right. I'll teach you to be happy.
I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!
Now boys and girls, lets try it again!

Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Ifn' you ain't the granddaddy of all liars!
The little creatures of nature.
They don't know that they are ugly!


Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy, Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

That's very funny,
A fly marrying a bumblebee.
I told ya I'd shoot!
But you didn't believe me!
Why didn't you believe me?
Make it quick, Cthulhu might not realize it's you he's chowing down on until it's too late...
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Post by guyver »

:lol:
PRESSURE CANON!

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Re: Hi!

Post by fatman45036_1 »

Captain tycho wrote:
fatman45036_1 wrote:I'm new. Don't make me use my hidden power! :twisted:
Do I really want to find out what your hidden power is...?
Yes.
Bring it on baby. :twisted:
Oke-dokey!

[img]http://supreme_sheridan.tripod.com/images/hadoken.txt[/img]

My homedog gave me some of his power! :twisted:
OOKK! OOKK! OOKK! OOKK! OOKK!
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Beat this little dude:


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AHhahaha!
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

*charges shields to full and rushes into the path of the oncoming Hadoken*
SSSKKRRRIISSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*shields barely register a dropoff as they completely block the impressive-looking energy bolt. The Hadoken was a fraction of the power of a regular one, due to the pitifully low level of the attacker*
HAHAHAHA!!!! Is that the best you can do? EAT MY BFG AND MY REDEEMER!!!
*whips out a Redeemer in one hand and a BFG in the other, and starts firing*

zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ <<(THOOM!!!)>> >SPLAT!!<

FZAAKK!!!! BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

*inspects the target, and sees a very small crater on the floor where Fatman was standing....*
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*charges shields to full and rushes into the path of the oncoming Hadoken*
SSSKKRRRIISSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*shields barely register a dropoff as they completely block the impressive-looking energy bolt. The Hadoken was a fraction of the power of a regular one, due to the pitifully low level of the attacker*
HAHAHAHA!!!! Is that the best you can do? EAT MY BFG AND MY REDEEMER!!!
*whips out a Redeemer in one hand and a BFG in the other, and starts firing*

zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ <<(THOOM!!!)>> >SPLAT!!<

FZAAKK!!!! BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

*inspects the target, and sees a very small crater on the floor where Fatman was standing....*
Dude, too many colors.
Make them all a nice red.
Blood red, that is. :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted:
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Captain tycho wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:*charges shields to full and rushes into the path of the oncoming Hadoken*
SSSKKRRRIISSHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*shields barely register a dropoff as they completely block the impressive-looking energy bolt. The Hadoken was a fraction of the power of a regular one, due to the pitifully low level of the attacker*
HAHAHAHA!!!! Is that the best you can do? EAT MY BFG AND MY REDEEMER!!!
*whips out a Redeemer in one hand and a BFG in the other, and starts firing*

zzzzzZZZZZZZZZZ <<(THOOM!!!)>> >SPLAT!!<

FZAAKK!!!! BOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!

*inspects the target, and sees a very small crater on the floor where Fatman was standing....*
Dude, too many colors.
Make them all a nice red.
Blood red, that is. :D :twisted: :D :twisted: :D :twisted:
The blue was my shield, the green was a Quake 2 BFG, and the red was a good old Redeemer from UT!
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fatman45036_1 wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
fatman45036_1 wrote:I'm new. Don't make me use my hidden power! :twisted:
Do I really want to find out what your hidden power is...?
Yes.
Bring it on baby. :twisted:
Oke-dokey!

[img]http://supreme_sheridan.tripod.com/images/hadoken.txt[/img]

My homedog gave me some of his power! :twisted:
*rips the worthless attacks to shreds with a weave of Bad-ass*
*rips fatman to shreds with weaves of Riven Earth and Lightning Fury*

"You die too easily."
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MODS! HoS THIS THREAD PLEASE!
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Re: Hi!

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fatman45036_1 wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
fatman45036_1 wrote:I'm new. Don't make me use my hidden power! :twisted:
Do I really want to find out what your hidden power is...?
Yes.
Bring it on baby. :twisted:
Oke-dokey!

[img]http://supreme_sheridan.tripod.com/images/hadoken.txt[/img]

My homedog gave me some of his power! :twisted:
Muahhaahahahahahahahahahahaha! Your pitiful hadokens are nothing to my SODOMY PHASER!!!!!

*sodomize*
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Post by fatman45036_1 »

aerius wrote:A monkey huh? Imposter!! *Thwap!*
I'm trying to become apart of the monkey! :evil:
OOKK! OOKK! OOKK! OOKK! OOKK!
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