An airline passenger said to the stranger seated beside him, "I think flights seem faster with interesting conversation."
The other man slowly closed his book, removed his glasses, and asked, "What would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't care. How about nuclear power?" The reader replied, "Well, that could make for interesting conversation, but let me ask you one question first.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat essentially the same materials, but deer excrete pellets, cows excrete big patties, and horses excrete clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"
The other man thought for a moment. "I really don't know."
"Then what makes you think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
