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Just a good joke

An airline passenger said to the stranger seated beside him, "I think flights seem faster with interesting conversation."

The other man slowly closed his book, removed his glasses, and asked, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't care. How about nuclear power?" The reader replied, "Well, that could make for interesting conversation, but let me ask you one question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat essentially the same materials, but deer excrete pellets, cows excrete big patties, and horses excrete clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"

The other man thought for a moment. "I really don't know."

"Then what makes you think you're qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"

I like that.

Lol.
Good joke.
Ask Darkstar that sometime.

ROFL!!!! Nice break from smearing a Troll with my Railgun then making sure Cthulhu doesn't accidentally eat anyone too close to the remains...

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:ROFL!!!! Nice break from smearing a Troll with my Railgun then making sure Cthulhu doesn't accidentally eat anyone too close to the remains...

Which troll is that?
I also wound like to join the hunt for honor.

fatman45036_1 aka chris45036_1 aka Yet Another Sycophantic Spammer. Don't be afraid of his Hadokens, I already ate 2 of em and my shields are at 99.999 percent. I repaid him with 3 Railgun Slugs, a BFG blast, and a Redeemer Missile!

I heard another joke along these lines...

Scientist walks into a bar and gets drunk. He tries to pick up a chick.

"Hey baby, you wanna go out with me... I'm a shientisht(scientist) *hic*!"
"You? A scientist? What field do you work in?"
"Uhhh.. molecular *hic* biology..."
"Rrrright... then tell me something..."
"Wha..?"
"Why is it when a dog poops it come out in a rope? Why is it when a rabbit poops it comes out in pellet form?"
"Uhhh... I dont know..."
"You don't know SHIT! And you call yourself a molecular biologist!"

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:fatman45036_1 aka chris45036_1 aka Yet Another Sycophantic Spammer. Don't be afraid of his Hadokens, I already ate 2 of em and my shields are at 99.999 percent. I repaid him with 3 Railgun Slugs, a BFG blast, and a Redeemer Missile!

Well.
I'm am already hunting him down now.
*Pats Death Star*
'Yesss... soon his blood.. wil be miine.'
*Looks at Death Star lovingly*
'Yes, my precious, you will taste his blood before the hour is done.'

I like both jokes, even if they're basically the same thing. Of course, if you change the word to an old joke, it's brand new for many.