Which would you take?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-09 01:46pm

Let's say The Golden Apple landed into your lap and the three Goddess offered you their prizes which would you take

Hera: Rule any country.

Athena: Win any battle.

Aphrodite: the hand/love of any single woman.

and why?

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2002-12-09 01:51pm

Id probably go with the love of a women. Tell her find me my mate, so I could settle down after courting for a year or two.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-09 01:51pm

First, I would make them promise not to seek any kind of retribution for not being chosen (that was Paris' mistake)

Then, I would take Athena.

I don't want to deal with ruling a country, and I don't trust myself to fall in love with any woman I see.

Acting like a man is a good way to get the girls, anyway.

guyver · Post by **guyver** » 2002-12-09 01:55pm

I would pick:

Athena: Win any battle.

With that power, I could win the battle of love for a woman, win a battle to rule a country.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-09 01:55pm

Aphrodite.

But this time, she'd better make sure the woman isn't married or anything.

Zaku-chan · Post by **Zaku-chan** » 2002-12-09 02:04pm

guyver wrote:I would pick:

Athena: Win any battle.

With that power, I could win the battle of love for a woman, win a battle to rule a country.

I'm with that.

SWPIGWANG · Post by **SWPIGWANG** » 2002-12-09 02:13pm

I'd take Aphrodite and make Athena fall madly in love with me or something

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2002-12-09 02:14pm

SWPIGWANG wrote:I'd take Aphrodite and make Athena fall madly in love with me or something

Dude, I don't think you can do that.

The offer only covered mortal women, IIRC.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2002-12-09 02:15pm

Only mortal women.

As for me...first I would do what Iggy did...and make sure no retribution...and take Aphrodite's

While winning any battle is awesome...don't need the stress

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2002-12-09 02:29pm

Athena. That way if a god tried to come after me I can win the battle with him/her. Then I would take over the world. Mu hahahaha.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2002-12-09 02:33pm

Win any battle, assuming its not a singular thing.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2002-12-09 03:37pm

Ooops. I didn't read the post first.
I assumed it would be which one would you fuck, so I went for the virgin.

Never mind, I've just brought down the tone of the entire thread.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-12-09 03:50pm

Hera. I can become the ruler of the world then, after I secure one country and build up my forces. But I'd need Athena to guarantee that this would happen.

starfury · Post by **starfury** » 2002-12-09 04:21pm

I would pick:

Athena: Win any battle.

With that power, I could win the battle of love for a woman, win a battle to rule a country.

mine too, abilites to win any battles, means I can use to win women and love.

Raptor 597 · Post by **Raptor 597** » 2002-12-09 07:15pm

Athena, with that I'll rule the world and have any women I want.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2002-12-09 07:21pm

Athena.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2002-12-09 07:22pm

Athena

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-09 07:24pm

innerbrat wrote:Ooops. I didn't read the post first.
I assumed it would be which one would you fuck, so I went for the virgin.

Never mind, I've just brought down the tone of the entire thread.

Amazingly, you didn't. Well not yet.

I wouldn't take Aphrodite's offer, I've already got the girl I love. Awww.

That leaves Athena and Hera...Athena's also the Goddess of Wisdom, as well as War, I'd pick Athena's, the battle that makes me the ruler of the most powerful country on Earth!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-09 07:28pm

I'd toss the apple into the air, say "It goes to whoever catches it", and go off to have a hotdog with Eris and congratulate her on her arm.

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2002-12-09 07:47pm

I'd cut the apple into three equal pieces and give one piece to each goddess. Everyone walks away happy.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-09 08:38pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Let's say The Golden Apple landed into your lap and the three Goddess offered you their prizes which would you take

Hera: Rule any country.

Athena: Win any battle.

Aphrodite: the hand/love of any single woman.

and why?

Aphrodite, I don't need to fight any more, I don't want to run a country, so finding the girl for me and lving happily ever after sounds the best (plus i can stop looking all over the place for her

). Of course I'd have to ensure no retaliation from the other two for not picking them, that would be the hard part!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-09 08:39pm

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:I'd cut the apple into three equal pieces and give one piece to each goddess. Everyone walks away happy.

I don't think Greek gods looked kindly on people obviously more intelligent than they were.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-09 08:41pm

guyver wrote:I would pick:

Athena: Win any battle.

With that power, I could win the battle of love for a woman, win a battle to rule a country.

Love is a battle? I think we know where you've been going wrong.

Sex can be a mock battle - but everyone wins

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2002-12-09 09:08pm

Must it be a women?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-12-09 09:10pm

As you will, Alyrium.

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