StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Hi im the new guy and i just want to say hello

Welcome.

I am Spanky The Dolphin. Don't piss me off, or I'll bite off your ass.

A newbie...

*sets bowel disruptor to 'prolapse'*

Hiya...and watch out for verilon because he bites too.

And be prepared for thew swarm of poking.

Whatever happened to the Poke Tank, anyway?

I loved that thing...

Hi
*unholsters the Railgun and charges a slug into the chamber*
I hope you don't make me use this.... Otherwise enjoy your stay and Have A Nice Day™

Thanks for the... warm reception ::loads shotgun and looks around nervously::

Hello there, sweetpea. I'm Zaia, nice to meet you. You have absolutely nothing to fear if you aren't an imbecile, a troll, a fundie, or other undesirable. *smiles sweetly* Welcome!

Oh yeah, and *poke!*

Welcome. If you're having a problem with anyone, just let me or the other mods know.

Yay!! Poke Tank!!

well im not a troll and im not an imbicile and i don't know what the hell a fundie is

Fundie = Fundamentalist Christian.

not one

Darksider wrote:not one

Good!
*reactivates the safety on the Railgun*
Get your fill of sci-fi, science, and mockery of stupid people!!

::Takes shells out of shotgun:: thanks

Darksider wrote:::Takes shells out of shotgun:: thanks

Reload that weapon, soldier! An unloaded gun'll get ya killed! There's a reason that thing's gotta safety. Have fun at SD!

ok :: reloads shotgun and flicks on saftey:: hey while im at it :: takes out and loads twin 9mm pistols and puts them away:: ::takes out and loads grenade launcher and puts it away::

Darksider wrote:ok :: reloads shotgun and flicks on saftey:: hey while im at it :: takes out and loads twin 9mm pistols and puts them away:: ::takes out and loads grenade launcher and puts it away::

Good Job soldier!
*reached into his Magic Duffel Bag 'O' Trix and pulld out a Railgun and fifty slugs, which he gives to Darksider*

This is the weapon of an ATJ Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a flamethrower. An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age...

:: clears throat towards Ein :: stop bothering the newbie with such talk...
:: unpacks 9 iron and swings at newbie, sending buisness end into his rib cage in a poking sort of fashion ::... welcome to stardestroyer.net! I'm the illustrious Larz thats taking a vacation in sort order, but I just had to poke the newbie!

Darksider wrote:ok :: reloads shotgun and flicks on saftey:: hey while im at it :: takes out and loads twin 9mm pistols and puts them away:: ::takes out and loads grenade launcher and puts it away::

*takes the newbie's shotgun, throws it away, and hands newbie an E-11 blaster and white armor*

there you are, son, now get out there and make your Emperor proud.

:: takes E-11:: thanks

Would you like a logic weapon for debating dolts? There's the Walther P99 of logic, the M-16 of logic, the sword of logic, the giant anime mallet of logic, the Club(tm) of logic (You know those car anti-theft devices), and the shotgun of logic, for spraying a little logic all around.

Darksider wrote:ok :: reloads shotgun and flicks on saftey:: hey while im at it :: takes out and loads twin 9mm pistols and puts them away:: ::takes out and loads grenade launcher and puts it away::

NINE MILLIMETER? This is no pansy ass European police force. At all time you will remember the USMC rules for gun fighting, more specifically rule twenty five.

25)Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun, the caliber of which does not start with a "4."

And we can't forget

ATOMIC POKE