Holiday Jokes

[Cal Wright]

Okay, here's the first one. I hope you guys like it, and add to it.

One day, a Yankee newspaper reporter was heading down to Alabama to write a story about Christmas in the South. As he drove into the town, we'll say Huntsville for the sake of argument you sorry bastards, he passed a church. Of course the nativity scene was displayed out front. He noticed something strange, all three wisemen were dressed in fireman gear. The reporter continued on. Then he passed yet another church with a nativity scene. This one also had the three wise men dressed in firemen outfits. What was going on he thought. He was getting hungry so he decided to stop off at the Waffle House for some damn good eatin'. While he was sitting at the bar stool, the waitress started talking to him. He told her he was from out of town and what he was doing here. Finally he asked her about the churches. "Ma'am, I have a question to ask. Why do all of the nativity scenes I passed have the wisemen dressed up in firefighter gear?'
She looked at him half crazedly then asked,'You've read the story of Christmas right?' He nodded. 'Well, it says in there, that three wise men came from 'a far'

lol. I love that one.