Phrases that come-up often in/summarize your life.

Adrian Laguna · Post by **Adrian Laguna** » 2006-01-02 10:00pm

Post some phrases or sentences that come-up often in your life, you don't necessarily have to have said them, if they describe situations that come-up regularly that works too.

In my case:

Oh shit, I'm late!

Damn, I have to turn this in tomorrow and I haven't done shit!

Could you say that again? I wasn't listening.

Can you summarize the last 5 minutes of conversation between you two/three/whatever? I'm interested in joining in the conversation but kind of zoned-out.

You can keep screaming, ranting, and lecturing. However, keep in mind that you would have better luck getting a reaction out of a brick wall.

Zadius · Post by **Zadius** » 2006-01-02 10:37pm

"Are you going to eat that?"

"Who died and left you in charge?"

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." (Thanks Homer)

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2006-01-02 10:44pm

"Oh, bloody hell, not again." An inordinate number of times bad situations crop up in my life multiple times.

Post by **Coyote** » 2006-01-02 10:52pm

"What's up with that?"

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2006-01-02 10:55pm

"Oh, I forgot about that. Sorry, it won't happen again."

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2006-01-02 11:29pm

Descriptive of situations

"How about a little less talking and a little more shut the hell up?!" </D. Jackson>

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" </Vader>

Things I or others have said regularly

"Use your agressive feelings boy. Let the hate flow through you" </Palpy>

"I LIIIIIIVE!" </Tarantulus>

"My power is everything. Defeat is absurd" </Galvatron>

"...fuck it all..."

"Oh God, we are such nerds"

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2006-01-02 11:35pm

How can it be a phrase if it's composed of multiple sentences?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2006-01-02 11:37pm

"fucking hell, I need a gun..."

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2006-01-02 11:59pm

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit."

Old Plympto · Post by **Old Plympto** » 2006-01-03 12:03am

I can't think of anything more apt than:

More of the same shit, please.

Metatwaddle · Post by **Metatwaddle** » 2006-01-03 12:39am

My top one is probably "I can't be bothered."

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2006-01-03 12:42am

"Damn, I have to turn this in tomorrow and I haven't done shit!"

And "I didn't hear you, could you please summerise?"

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2006-01-03 12:53am

"The kids need changing again!"
"BLOODY FUCKING COMPUTER"
"I hate work.
Here's your check.
Woo hoo!"

Pick · Post by **Pick** » 2006-01-03 01:04am

"Here we go again."

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2006-01-03 01:20am

That was due today!?
Shut up so I can talk already motherfucker.
Working hard or hardly working?
I don't even want to know...

Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba · Post by **Nieztchean Uber-Amoeba** » 2006-01-03 01:24am

I'm fucked.

I'm so fucking supid.

Fuck you.

Fucking emo fuckers.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2006-01-03 02:14am

"What the christ?"

"Oh, hell."

"k-rad!" (...yes, I say 'k-rad!' in real life.

)

DesertFly · Post by **DesertFly** » 2006-01-03 04:22am

Said often: "Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy!" (Said in my best Sidious voice, of course.

"Frickin' a!"

*Evil laugh*....Not so much a phrase, I know...

Jack Bauer · Post by **Jack Bauer** » 2006-01-03 06:38am

"Shit happens."

darth korte · Post by **darth korte** » 2006-01-03 07:45am

knowledge is power, guard it well!

ROFLMAO/ROFLOL

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2006-01-03 07:47am

"For fuck's sake!"
When you're out biking in full head-wind, and then take a turn and the speed of the wind increases, you say FFS. When a stupid person says something stupider than normal, it's FFS. When you're in a hurry to the bus, but the road you have to cross is packed with cars, so the only way you can make it is by running the kilometre long way in less than four minutes, it's a huge FFS moment (then death).

"Not again!"
If there's an FFS moment, it will usually be followed by another, and then it becomes an NA moment. If you ran in under four minutes, two things can cause an NA situation: 1) The bus is twenty minutes late, or 2) the bus left early. Then you shout "NA!!" and people run away from you in terror, but what you really mean is "FFS again!!". Also, if the history class, which is held in a different school house 1.5 kilometres from your regular one, is cancelled but they don't tell you that until you see the sign on the door and so you have two walk the 2.5 kilometres to the bus station (and you could try to run to catch the early bus, but you will fail). Then it is an NA situation because it has happened before...

"Told ya so!"
Used when your friend says that you can make it if you run, and you say that you can't, but you run anyway but still don't make it. Or when you say "History class is probably cancelled again", or "everyone else'll probably skip school today" and they do (which they did, BTW), or any other prediction that you make, which turn out to be correct.

These are the phrases I use the most. I might not say them all the time, but they do pop up in my mind regularly...

Chardok · Post by **Chardok** » 2006-01-03 07:58am

My most overused word that describes my life is...

[acceptant exasperation] Goddammit... [/acceptant exasperation]

Xenophobe3691 · Post by **Xenophobe3691** » 2006-01-03 11:16am

"Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, what the hell did you do?!?"

"Where the hell have you gone to now?!?"

"Good Job! Now explain how the hell you got there!
I have no clue..."

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2006-01-03 12:39pm

"If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck" closely followed by "Same shit, different day".

Crabbypants · Post by **Crabbypants** » 2006-01-03 12:41pm

'Fuck me' sez I sadly.

'Stupidity is always justly rewarded' sez my husband, smugly.

'Asshole' I mutter.