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Post some phrases or sentences that come-up often in your life, you don't necessarily have to have said them, if they describe situations that come-up regularly that works too.

In my case:

Oh shit, I'm late!

Damn, I have to turn this in tomorrow and I haven't done shit!

Could you say that again? I wasn't listening.

Can you summarize the last 5 minutes of conversation between you two/three/whatever? I'm interested in joining in the conversation but kind of zoned-out.

You can keep screaming, ranting, and lecturing. However, keep in mind that you would have better luck getting a reaction out of a brick wall.

"Are you going to eat that?"

"Who died and left you in charge?"

"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand." (Thanks Homer)

"Oh, bloody hell, not again." An inordinate number of times bad situations crop up in my life multiple times.

"What's up with that?"

"Oh, I forgot about that. Sorry, it won't happen again."

Descriptive of situations

"How about a little less talking and a little more shut the hell up?!" </D. Jackson>

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" </Vader>



Things I or others have said regularly

"Use your agressive feelings boy. Let the hate flow through you" </Palpy>

"I LIIIIIIVE!" </Tarantulus>

"My power is everything. Defeat is absurd" </Galvatron>


"...fuck it all..."

"Oh God, we are such nerds"

How can it be a phrase if it's composed of multiple sentences?

"fucking hell, I need a gun..."

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit."

I can't think of anything more apt than:

More of the same shit, please.

My top one is probably "I can't be bothered."

"Damn, I have to turn this in tomorrow and I haven't done shit!"

And "I didn't hear you, could you please summerise?"

"The kids need changing again!"
"BLOODY FUCKING COMPUTER"
"I hate work.
Here's your check.
Woo hoo!"

"Here we go again."

That was due today!?
Shut up so I can talk already motherfucker.
Working hard or hardly working?
I don't even want to know...

I'm fucked.

I'm so fucking supid.

Fuck you.

Fucking emo fuckers.

"What the christ?"

"Oh, hell."

"k-rad!" (...yes, I say 'k-rad!' in real life. )

Said often: "Once more the Sith will rule the galaxy!" (Said in my best Sidious voice, of course.

"Frickin' a!"

*Evil laugh*....Not so much a phrase, I know...

"Shit happens."

knowledge is power, guard it well!

ROFLMAO/ROFLOL

"For fuck's sake!"
When you're out biking in full head-wind, and then take a turn and the speed of the wind increases, you say FFS. When a stupid person says something stupider than normal, it's FFS. When you're in a hurry to the bus, but the road you have to cross is packed with cars, so the only way you can make it is by running the kilometre long way in less than four minutes, it's a huge FFS moment (then death).

"Not again!"
If there's an FFS moment, it will usually be followed by another, and then it becomes an NA moment. If you ran in under four minutes, two things can cause an NA situation: 1) The bus is twenty minutes late, or 2) the bus left early. Then you shout "NA!!" and people run away from you in terror, but what you really mean is "FFS again!!". Also, if the history class, which is held in a different school house 1.5 kilometres from your regular one, is cancelled but they don't tell you that until you see the sign on the door and so you have two walk the 2.5 kilometres to the bus station (and you could try to run to catch the early bus, but you will fail). Then it is an NA situation because it has happened before...

"Told ya so!"
Used when your friend says that you can make it if you run, and you say that you can't, but you run anyway but still don't make it. Or when you say "History class is probably cancelled again", or "everyone else'll probably skip school today" and they do (which they did, BTW), or any other prediction that you make, which turn out to be correct.

These are the phrases I use the most. I might not say them all the time, but they do pop up in my mind regularly...

My most overused word that describes my life is...

[acceptant exasperation] Goddammit... [/acceptant exasperation]

"Jesus Titty Fucking Christ, what the hell did you do?!?"

"Where the hell have you gone to now?!?"

"Good Job! Now explain how the hell you got there!
I have no clue..."

"If it wasn't for bad luck I'd have no luck" closely followed by "Same shit, different day".

'Fuck me' sez I sadly.

'Stupidity is always justly rewarded' sez my husband, smugly.

'Asshole' I mutter.