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A few days ago, I was explaining why the X-wings on the DS weren't going at 70,000km/s with "full throttle", by saying gravity reduced their speeds. That was stupid of me, and by the time I realized that, it would be a day before I could get to a computer again! I should give myself a ing. That was stupid, even by my standards! Will any of you confess something you said that you wish you could take back?

I dont remember the circumstances but I once made a bad remark about who would wanna be an "architect" and my friends Uncle says "Gee, thanks Im an architect." OOOPS! I thought this guy was pretty cool too. FOOT IN MOUTH!

I think it was something like "I'm in love with you."

I remember I said stormie armor could be penetrated if enough force was aplied. Boy was I tired.

everything I said between age 10 and 13 when I was a born again christian

(Said to my very muscular ex-girlfriend)

"So, work out much?"

Do'h!

In a classic example of a Freudian slip, I was once talking to my sister-in-law, and I wanted to ask her if she wanted to be "intellectually stimulated" (and then I was gonna tell her about some really cool game or something).

I sputtered "sexually stimulated". In front of my older brother (her husband), my parents, and my grandparents.

Boy. Was that stupid.

SPOOFE wrote:In a classic example of a Freudian slip, I was once talking to my sister-in-law, and I wanted to ask her if she wanted to be "intellectually stimulated" (and then I was gonna tell her about some really cool game or something).

I sputtered "sexually stimulated". In front of my older brother (her husband), my parents, and my grandparents.

Boy. Was that stupid.

Jeeze, with competition like that, it's as though I've never said anything stupid at all.

Outside of Childhood Classics.

Telling my college GF, what my parent's response was when they heard I was dating......

(Packages of Rubbers)

the dumbest thing I can think of, I was out to dinner with this nice women, the waitress had just brought us our food, and she said right to me "enjoy your meal" and without thinking i said "thanks you too"

heh, heh

I'm haven't said stuff quite as stupid as some of that, but I've had my moments.

I didn't say it, but it was retarded none the less.
In a biology class at school, the ever classic mixing up of organism and orgasm, and man did the teacher take the piss for ages

ME: Lawyers are greedy assholes.

FUTURE FATHER-IN-LAW: Hey, wait a minute...


Something my old housemate said: Latin is Greek, right?

To my ex-girlfriend: Wow, you have a really big ass.

'Don't worry, nothing will go wrong'

Frequently said, often something goes wrong.