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Dirty wrong sexual fetish that is harmful to a person, or benificial, natural (fun) learning process for people.

Seeing the genre this is forum is based on I'm pretty sure the latter will be the most supported, but there probly are some wackos on here.

God, what would I do without it?

Sheep?

If I were Azeron, I would probably say that masturbation is evil because it does not lead to procreation, and if everyone masturbated instead of having sex, the human race would die out.

Luckily, I'm not Azeron.

yeah, why not, bring a friend.

If I were Azeron, I would probably say that masturbation is evil because it does not lead to procreation, and if everyone masturbated instead of having sex, the human race would die out.

If you were truly Azereon you would start bragging about all the threesomes you've had in the past.

masturbation....a game the whole family could play

How is ion defined? I think it's more than grabbing yourself. I think ual also qualify as ion, and before a man gets laid, it's almost natural to them. Didn't the late Ann Landers say it was a good alternative to abstinence?

Masturbation is like blowing your nose. Everybody does it, nobody's proud of it, and there's nothing really wrong with it.

Keeps you from humping the exhaust pipe of your car. Or the Jack-O-Lanterns at Halloween.

I think a lot of people masturbate but they won't say it's them.

AdmiralKanos wrote:Masturbation is like blowing your nose. Everybody does it, nobody's proud of it, and there's nothing really wrong with it.

"When pressed, 90% of men will admit to masturbating, and the other 10% will lie about it"

Or so goes the old saw

Anyone ever notice how many rock songs there are about it?

Turning Japanese, She-Bop, Pictures of Lilliy, I touch Myself,

And those are just the easy ones.

Darth Wong wrote:If I were Azeron, I would probably say that masturbation is evil because it does not lead to procreation, and if everyone masturbated instead of having sex, the human race would die out.

Luckily, I'm not Azeron.

Thankfully the universe would also end if you were somehow degraded to such a level.

It would be like comparing Hawking to Homer Simpson.

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Anyone ever notice how many rock songs there are about it?

Turning Japanese, She-Bop, Pictures of Lilliy, I touch Myself,

And those are just the easy ones.

"Relax" is partially about masturbation, I think.

Pablo Sanchez wrote:

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Anyone ever notice how many rock songs there are about it?

Turning Japanese, She-Bop, Pictures of Lilliy, I touch Myself,

And those are just the easy ones.

"Relax" is partially about masturbation, I think.

"Oh My (Oops)" (by Tweet) is entirely about it . . . as heard on TripleJ :>

Hell, I said there were more then just the few that I mentioned...

THe Yosemite Bear wrote:Hell, I said there were more then just the few that I mentioned...

We know. Just trying to validate that perception

Say Nahny Nahny (sp)-From way back in shakesphere's time.

if you want to hear it spoken rather then sung Bardic style, rent the most recent remake of "Much Ado About Nothing"