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Basically listing all the wierd shit that men can do that women can't and vise versa. Try to keep it to the non-obvious stuff, we all realize that men can pee standing up without getting themselves wet and the like.

One thing I did notice is that most men have the ability to completly shut out any conversation that their not interested in hearing, espically if its nagging of some sort. Women, to my knownledge can't do this.

So what you have guys and girls noticed?

This sounds like it could turn into a rather sexist thread...

Men can hook up a stereo

*ducks*

women cant go out friday night, get totally drunk, act like a complete idiot, make a total fool of themslelves, wake up in the morning and think how cool the last night was.

btw, i made 1500 a while ago and just noticed.

Women can resist the urge to zap ourselves with a charged capacitor.
Silly BF, what was he thinking? At least he didn't lick it.

Women can't fuck around and expect everyone to treat them with respect for fucking around, men can.

Darth Wong wrote:Men can hook up a stereo

*ducks*

Men are generally more interested in mechanics. Nobody even try to deny it. In my college class there were only six girls, for more than a hundred guys. Mechanical engineering. The other engineering courses tend to have a better ratio, to end in a 50-50 ratio in courses like Chemical and Biological Engineering.

This is not a random ocurrence. It leads to the conclusion that men, in general, are more into mechanics.

Us guys can sleep with as many members of the opposite sex as we want without being called sluts, whores, or any variations thereof.

Women generally are more physically flexable then men are. Allows them to do a lot of yogic positions without any pain.*

I sure as hell can't do a lotus position.



*Which can come in handy for other applications...

We can have sexual relationships with members of the same gender without the problems that guys have. Gay or bisexual men are generally frowned upon while lesbian or bi women are likely the biggest turn-ons you guys have. Take that!

aerius wrote:Us guys can sleep with as many members of the opposite sex as we want without being called sluts, whores, or any variations thereof.

Shut up you dirty whore.

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:

aerius wrote:Us guys can sleep with as many members of the opposite sex as we want without being called sluts, whores, or any variations thereof.

Shut up you dirty whore.

Be silent, you fucking bitch.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:

aerius wrote:Us guys can sleep with as many members of the opposite sex as we want without being called sluts, whores, or any variations thereof.

Shut up you dirty whore.

Be silent, you fucking bitch.

Apparently sarcasm escapes some people.

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote: Shut up you dirty whore.

Be silent, you fucking bitch.

Apparently sarcasm escapes some people.

That's what smilies are for, excuse you.

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote: Shut up you dirty whore.

Be silent, you fucking bitch.

Apparently sarcasm escapes some people.

Indeed.

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:

BlkbrryTheGreat wrote: Shut up you dirty whore.

Be silent, you fucking bitch.

Apparently sarcasm escapes some people.

happens quite often, that´s why you have to put a or a after every single sarkastic remark.

Women don't have balls for others to kick.

Men don't have breasts that people can pinch real hard.

Women can cry and be comforted while men crying brings them insults like "sissy" or something.

Men don't have to deal with periods.

Shinova wrote:Men don't have breasts that people can pinch real hard.

Ever met a guy with man boobs? Believe me, it can be done.

aerius wrote:

Shinova wrote:Men don't have breasts that people can pinch real hard.

Ever met a guy with man boobs? Believe me, it can be done.

Ehem, I was referring to "normal" guys

By the way, about getting kicked in the balls, breast-pinching, etc, here's a thread about it that's been done in the past:


http://kier.3dfrontier.com/forums/showt ... lent+balls

Stop using this board as SB2.0.

BlkbrryTheGreat: I understood your sarcasm, and was adding to it...

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Stop using this board as SB2.0.

It's so that a discussion about the topic doesn't come up here, since it's already been done before. And done extensively too.

You should know that this board will never become SB v2.0, yes?

This may seem sexist, but men seem to have a higher pain treshold than women...most of the girls I know would immediately detect a paper cut and fuss over it. When I play volleyball I will often dive for the ball without thinking, but girls seem to fear diving, so they soft-dive, if they dive at all. I once had a friend twist my fingers almost to breaking point and I didn't break my poker face.

KG

My mother has a very high pain tolerance. But my older sister has a very low one.

Mine's not very high, but I can ignore pain a lot of times.

The world is our urinal, I know that one is obvious, I just like how it's phrased.

Chicks can masturbate in public and have no one notices.

They can also call another chick hot and not be considered gay. Chicks can be done in the ass and not arrested.(atleast in Texas)