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Skippy's List
Posted: 2002-12-19 12:38am
by consequences
http://www.skippyslist.com/
Just something I have always found incredibly funny.
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:48am
by Drewcifer
I had too many favorites to quote any here, but I will adopt that list as my new code of conduct.
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:49am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
LMFAO!!! That's a funny one!
Posted: 2002-12-19 01:53am
by consequences
I thought of cutting and pasting the whole thing, then thought better of it.
Posted: 2002-12-19 02:02am
by Drewcifer
heha, some of my favorites are in your sig though:
"When operating a military vehicle I may *not* attempt something 'I saw in a cartoon'."-Skippy
I've never served, but I did learn that once the hard way with my first car
Posted: 2002-12-19 02:05am
by Spanky The Dolphin
Not allowed to let sock puppets take command of my post.
Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.
(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
Great!!
Posted: 2002-12-19 02:07am
by consequences
Screw it, not enough sig space, I'm just going to tack one on the end of every post from now on.
Skippy Says: "Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are."
Posted: 2002-12-19 02:14am
by neoolong
"Not allowed to purchase anyone's soul on Government time."
Darn, I'm not going to join the military now.
"Must not taunt the French any more."
Okay, I'm really not going to be joining the military now.
Posted: 2002-12-19 08:05am
by Crown
My favourite was;
Not allowed to ask LTC Steele to sign my copy of Blackhawk Down
That was too funny!
