This is the setup:
It is Christmas morning and you are at home with your family. You and your wife and your children’s eyes are full of light, the candles are on the table and the music is softly pouring out of the stereo.
Your wife is making the final steps on the food and you are busy wrapping the gifts and you are smiling to yourself and contemplating how lucky you are, you got a wonderful wife and beautiful children.
You go to your wife in the kitchen.
The phone rings.
You say to your wife “Honey let the answering machine take this one”
She say sure kisses you on the cheek and says sure honey.
You stand at the phone holding eatchother and wait for the message.
Now click the link and listen.
http://w1.874.telia.com/~u87422034/telesvar.mp3
Christmas with a tvist!
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Christmas with a tvist!
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Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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That was good.
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I'm not married. Its somthing I got in the mailC.S.Strowbridge wrote:Unless your wife is braindead, she'll see it's a bad practical joke.
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius