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What's the best music in your opinion to have sex to?

Van Halen's Black & Blue

Any thing from George Michael's Older album. George has yet to fail me. All the moody blues type tracks get a person going.

The Barney theme song, of course!

Depending on the mood, something by Billy Idol or Gregorian Chant.

-- Joe Momma

How 'bout the Imperial march

Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march

All hail the King of Geeks!

Stormbringer wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march

All hail the King of Geeks!

Hey I didn't say I've done it (perhaps I should try)

But King of Geeks... geez I feel so honored

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march

All hail the King of Geeks!

Hey I didn't say I've done it (perhaps I should try)

But King of Geeks... geez I feel so honored

Just the fact that you would even consider it makes you geekier than pretty much everyone else on this board.


And

Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march

I could make an accessory kit out of this.

The Star Wars Fan's "Feel the Force" Sexual Intercourse Accessory Kit.

Contents:

• One (1) Black Condom with Head in Shape of Darth Vader's Helmet.
• One (1) CD Single of "The Imperial March" Looped for Approximately 30 minutes.
• One (1) Miniature Lightsaber Dildo.
• One (1) Metal Bikini Leia Slave Outfit (Different Sizes Available in Separate Kits).

Stormbringer wrote:
And

Hey you don't know perhaps those are the secret desires of many people here

btw it was just a joke. I didn't really consider it.

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march

All hail the King of Geeks!

Hey I didn't say I've done it (perhaps I should try)

But King of Geeks... geez I feel so honored

Just remember to keep time with the music.

Who needs music?

Just remember to keep time with the music.

That'll be difficult, it's not exactly slow.

Who needs music?

Yeah apart from my nice threat-hijacking I have to say that me and my gf don't hear music.

I think that slow music sets the stage for romance, and then hot sex, not that I'll ever be getting laid in my life, though...

I believe there is a 1970's style grinding-beat music track that is popular as background music in pornos.

Darth Wong wrote:I believe there is a 1970's style grinding-beat music track that is popular as background music in pornos.

True enough, but I seriously doubt I'd be able to let alone enjoy having sex with that music playing in the background. There's a reason they dub in the cheesy music after they get everything filmed, I very much doubt porn stars are able to perform to such awful music.

That depends on the setting. If I'm at a dance club, and they're playing techno or grind tracks, I'm ready to throw my pants out the window and nail whatever random girl I'm dancing with right then and there.

Anyging by the Japanese band Pierrot

I recommend automationj Air, Last Letter, and Powedered Snow. For song titles.

If you are into rough sex, try Kick Some Ass, by Stroke 9

Or if you are just wierd, try Mozart's Requiem

And if you are a sick fuck, try the song....Masochism Tango(Dr. Demento, dont remember the original artist)

Hmm... I'm thinking Orgy's Candyass would be good.

Durandal wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march

I could make an accessory kit out of this.
The Star Wars Fan's "Feel the Force" Sexual Intercourse Accessory Kit.
Contents:

• One (1) Black Condom with Head in Shape of Darth Vader's Helmet.
• One (1) CD Single of "The Imperial March" Looped for Approximately 30 minutes.
• One (1) Miniature Lightsaber Dildo.
• One (1) Metal Bikini Leia Slave Outfit (Different Sizes Available in Separate Kits).

ROTF

Um, but 30 minutes? Can you make a "Jedi Knight Expansion Pack" with a 2-hour CD please?

I personally really like "Justify My Love" by Madonna, but it isn't nearly long enough. I need someone to make an entire CD of one huge remix of that song....mmmmm...... Tasty.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Anyging by the Japanese band Pierrot

I recommend automationj Air, Last Letter, and Powedered Snow. For song titles.

If you are into rough sex, try Kick Some Ass, by Stroke 9

Or if you are just wierd, try Mozart's Requiem

And if you are a sick fuck, try the song....Masochism Tango(Dr. Demento, dont remember the original artist)

http://bridge.anglia.ac.uk/~systimk/Hum ... chismTango

Great song isnt it?

I assume anything with the "woca-woca" 70's porno guitar themes

Zaia wrote: ROTF :lol:

Um, but 30 minutes? Can you make a "Jedi Knight Expansion Pack" with a 2-hour CD please? :twisted:

Don't blame them. They don't know what they are missing out on by rushing it all.

Zaia wrote:

Durandal wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote:How 'bout the Imperial march

I could make an accessory kit out of this.
The Star Wars Fan's "Feel the Force" Sexual Intercourse Accessory Kit.
Contents:

• One (1) Black Condom with Head in Shape of Darth Vader's Helmet.
• One (1) CD Single of "The Imperial March" Looped for Approximately 30 minutes.
• One (1) Miniature Lightsaber Dildo.
• One (1) Metal Bikini Leia Slave Outfit (Different Sizes Available in Separate Kits).

ROTF

Um, but 30 minutes? Can you make a "Jedi Knight Expansion Pack" with a 2-hour CD please?

What, Darth Vader running around inside isn't enough for you?
Ah, OK. I'll do it just for you.