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Windows 95 Source Code Released

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I wouldn't be suprised if that was the actual code. :lol:
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More like:

}
power="on"

crash=1
}
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weemadando wrote:More like:

}
power="on"

crash=1
}
Where the hell did you learn how to program?!?
Its supposed to be something like:
{
int power = "1";
int crash = "1";
}
I probably made a mistake somewhere since I'm so used to PHP instead of C++ :P

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#include "Bad_command_or_file_name.h"

void main()
{
int error;
for(error = 1, error > 0, error++)
{
BSOD();
}
}
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Post by Brother-Captain Gaius »

Exonerate wrote:
weemadando wrote:More like:

}
power="on"

crash=1
}
Where the hell did you learn how to program?!?
Its supposed to be something like:
{
int power = "1";
int crash = "1";
}
I probably made a mistake somewhere since I'm so used to PHP instead of C++ :P
Yep. :lol:
More like:

int main()
{

bool power = 1;

cout << "Windows 95" << endl;
cout << "Loading . . ." << endl;

crash();

return 0;
}

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Exonerate wrote:
weemadando wrote:More like:

}
power="on"

crash=1
}
Where the hell did you learn how to program?!?
Its supposed to be something like:
{
int power = "1";
int crash = "1";
}
I probably made a mistake somewhere since I'm so used to PHP instead of C++ :P
It was a joke... the truly atrociously shit code... MS style. Geez man.

Where the hell did I learn that? I didn't. I taught myself basic when I was in 5th grade, then learnt java at uni. Also taught myself a bit of C++ through high-school.

I'm not great at coding (hell I can't even code HTML reliably) but I can read code well.
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