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Sexual Release
Posted: 2002-12-28 08:27pm
by Ted
To keep up our history of sexual perversion, how often do you achive sexual release?
Either through wanking or fucking.
Posted: 2002-12-28 08:30pm
by jodathalas
Thats not right.
Posted: 2002-12-28 08:31pm
by Ted
Someone had to beat Wong to it.
Posted: 2002-12-28 08:32pm
by Darth Wong
I actually had a sore dick near the end of my honeymoon with Rebecca. Believe it or not, it's actually possible to overdo it.
Posted: 2002-12-28 08:32pm
by Ted
Damn, two puns in a row, interesting.
Posted: 2002-12-28 08:36pm
by aerius
It burns! It Burns! It's not fun when you get that burning sensation in your dick when you go pee after an extended lovemaking session. The only thing that's worse is when you really overdo it and you get the burning sensation as well as an urge to pee every couple minutes.
Posted: 2002-12-28 08:37pm
by Raptor 597
Several time a day. I'm horny and if I overdo it I have too stop for a couple of days.
Posted: 2002-12-28 08:43pm
by XaLEv
I average one a day. None today though.
Three things I have learned; Semen and open wounds (usually cuts) do not get along; semen can find it's way into the damndest places; it comes out really watery after you've been beating it for a few hours.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:02pm
by Anarchist Bunny
I voted twice a day. This is just an average. On a normal week I'll do it 4 times Sunday - Thurday, and then 3 times on Friday and Saturday, and then about one time more a day added onto that if I get the house to myself.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:04pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Wait, are we talking masturbation sessions, or the number of times we cum a week.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:06pm
by Ted
Release was the key word.
By that I meant to say, sex sessions and/or wanking sessions.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:14pm
by Stravo
PLus there's the messy peeing afterwards, your stream tends to spray like a lawn sprinkler.
Has anyone else had the disconcerting experience of doing it so often in a night that your last orgasm is dry as a bone?? It freaked me out because I was expecting something, but all I got was one liitle bead that just sort of slowly pooled out after the orgasm. Very distrubing to me.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:18pm
by Pu-239
jeez you people are depraved. Then again I'm a relatively sexually repressed individual.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:18pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
I masturbate every night, but just for that feeling of the semen flowing. You see, it's kind of hard to explain.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:23pm
by Anarchist Bunny
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I masturbate every night, but just for that feeling of the semen flowing. You see, it's kind of hard to explain.
We understand Smi, your gay. It's ok, I'm sure Verilon will accually be happy for you.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:33pm
by Ted
Stravo wrote:Has anyone else had the disconcerting experience of doing it so often in a night that your last orgasm is dry as a bone?? It freaked me out because I was expecting something, but all I got was one liitle bead that just sort of slowly pooled out after the orgasm. Very distrubing to me.
Yeah, Dry-firing can be painful as well.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:33pm
by Alyrium Denryle
anarchistbunny wrote:Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I masturbate every night, but just for that feeling of the semen flowing. You see, it's kind of hard to explain.
We understand Smi, your gay. It's ok, I'm sure Verilon will accually be happy for you.
Smi, you can always come to me if ever you need to talk about
anything
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:38pm
by Eleas
Hmm, guess I average about two times a day.
Hey, these winters get cold and boring.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:40pm
by weemadando
I think twice a day is about average. This average has dropped down to multiple decimal places due to the absence of my girlfriend though.
Posted: 2002-12-28 09:42pm
by weemadando
Stravo wrote:
Has anyone else had the disconcerting experience of doing it so often in a night that your last orgasm is dry as a bone??
Yes.
Posted: 2002-12-28 10:46pm
by johnmarkley
About twice a week.
Posted: 2002-12-28 10:49pm
by m112880
never
Posted: 2002-12-28 10:51pm
by Ted
m112880 wrote:never
I don't believe that.
How old are you?
You gotta atleast jerk off every so often.
Posted: 2002-12-28 10:52pm
by Sea Skimmer
Once or twice a day.
Posted: 2002-12-28 11:07pm
by Enforcer Talen
Ted wrote:m112880 wrote:never
I don't believe that.
How old are you?
You gotta atleast jerk off every so often.
I'll bet he's just self conscious. it's supposedly such a dirty thing, but literally everyone does it.