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Ever been caught having sex?

Posted: 2002-12-29 03:01am
by Darth Wong
In a follow-up to the "ever been caught jerking off" thread, I thought I'd post this one.

I got caught giving Rebecca the high hard one by Ed, our contractor. We were on the floor in a part of the house he was not working on, he came walking in, and said "oops". He was very careful about knocking after that, and even when the door was open, he would stop and call through "is it OK to come in?"

Posted: 2002-12-29 03:12am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Once. My bf and I were having sex on the bed, and my parents decided to surprise us. Picture this: Me (a lil 135lb red head boi) on my knees on the bed with my boyfriend (he's 46, has gray hair, wears glasses, and weighs 200lbs of muscle and a beer gut) fucking my ass from behind. Then the door opens, and my dad and his girlfriend just Waltz on in! The door to our studio apartment was left open! They saw everything, and I mean EVERYTHING!!!!! Then we all busted up laughing!!! They knock from now on...

Posted: 2002-12-29 03:13am
by weemadando
Never actually caught in the act, but I know that antics have kept others in both mine and my girlfriends share-houses awake.

Posted: 2002-12-29 03:14am
by Alex Moon
Considering that I'm a virgin. The answer would have to be 'no.' :lol:

btw, your experiance sounds like the setup to a bad porno flick.

"Sorry to bother you, but I need you opinion on the wood I've got."

"Well, all I can say is that it looks long and hard." :twisted:

Posted: 2002-12-29 03:15am
by SWPIGWANG
you ppl get laid....... :( NO FAIR *whines* (hey, can I get a speical title if I whine enough?)

Posted: 2002-12-29 03:39am
by Anarchist Bunny
No, but I have always hoped that if I ever did it would turn into a three-way.


Damn piss-poor porno logic.

Posted: 2002-12-29 03:41am
by Superman
My girlfriend's roommate once walked in on us while she gave me oral sex. It sucked because I stopped right at about the point of shooting it down her throat.

<Sorry if that was a little too much info, but I'm still upset about it>

Posted: 2002-12-29 03:53am
by Alex Moon
anarchistbunny wrote:No, but I have always hoped that if I ever did it would turn into a three-way.


Damn piss-poor porno logic.
Rising our hopes on a sea of cheesy music only to see them dashed against the rocks of reality. :lol:

Posted: 2002-12-29 03:56am
by The Yosemite Bear
My Grandpa is notorious for catching folks.

1. he knows where spare keys are and thinks nothing of comming over to people's houses just to check to see that they are al right.

He's caught my parent's more times then I can recall.

He's caught my brother the first week him and his girl friend moved into their first appartment together (THey locked the front door comming home after that.)

Posted: 2002-12-29 03:59am
by Sienthal
Alex Moon wrote:Considering that I'm a virgin. The answer would have to be 'no.' :lol:

Take comfort my friend, as I too lack a sexual encounter to be proud of.

Posted: 2002-12-29 04:09am
by Luke Starkiller
My fiance and I got caught getting dressed afterwards once, thankfully my mother never mentioned it.

Posted: 2002-12-29 04:10am
by Alex Moon
Sienthal wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:Considering that I'm a virgin. The answer would have to be 'no.' :lol:

Take comfort my friend, as I too lack a sexual encounter to be proud of.
Yeah, but how old are you? I'm twenty.

Posted: 2002-12-29 04:17am
by Alex Moon
The Yosemite Bear wrote:My Grandpa is notorious for catching folks.

[snip]
:shock: Sounds like your grandpa might be a Dirty Old Man.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Posted: 2002-12-29 04:17am
by Icehawk
Yeah, but how old are you? I'm twenty.
Do not fret. Me equals 20 (going on 21 soon). Me also equals virgin.... Me not like. :( Its a pitty because I have had oppurtunities to do it but I always turned them down cause I was too chickenshit to follow through. Had to many morality attacks that somehow overrid my hornyness.

Posted: 2002-12-29 04:21am
by Sienthal
Icehawk wrote:
Yeah, but how old are you? I'm twenty.
Do not fret. Me equals 20 (going on 21 soon). Me also equals virgin.... Me not like. :( Its a pitty because I have had oppurtunities to do it but I always turned them down cause I was too chickenshit to follow through. Had to many morality attacks that somehow overrid my hornyness.

I fear that will be my problem as well if I ever have the opportunity...But, I still have some time to become contaminated, being only 16.

Argh, forgot smiley, :)

Posted: 2002-12-29 04:35am
by Hyperion
Only 19 here. Still a virgin, problems for me: 1) Refuses to do a 1-night stand or go whoring (will live longer following this) 2) Won't do it with anyone I don't have a relationship with.

Posted: 2002-12-29 04:36am
by Alex Moon
Icehawk wrote:
Yeah, but how old are you? I'm twenty.
Do not fret. Me equals 20 (going on 21 soon). Me also equals virgin.... Me not like. :( Its a pitty because I have had oppurtunities to do it but I always turned them down cause I was too chickenshit to follow through. Had to many morality attacks that somehow overrid my hornyness.
Nice Guy Syndrome. I know it all too well. I hear they make a cure for it now, it's called a bullet. You apply it directly to your brain. :(

Posted: 2002-12-29 04:45am
by The Yosemite Bear
Nice guy syndrome is bad, College and temporary insanity helped with me.

Of course having a GF, who was into the Occult, and both of us being into suspense movies. (We made out (The first time) while watching "Silence of the Lambs", we had sex the first time while watching Hitchcock. This was after over a year of dating.

Posted: 2002-12-29 12:42pm
by aerius
My GF's younger sister (who was of age I might add) walked in on us while we were going at it. We'd locked the door but she had a key to the room and let herself in, why she didn't knock or notice the sounds of sex is beyond me. I was so close to making a smart-ass remark and inviting her in for a 3-some but decided to let my GF handle things. I had some awkward moments with the sisters for the rest of that day but it all turned out good and became a source of much humour. I still think it was a missed oppertunity for a 3-some with the sisters, but oh well.

Posted: 2002-12-29 12:51pm
by Ted
I haven't been caught yet, though I did walk in on my parents doing it.

I was like 5, woke up in the middle of the night, was curious as to what the sounds were, walked in and said "I know what you are doing, you're HUMPING!"

Needless to say, I have no younger siblings.

Posted: 2002-12-29 04:45pm
by InnerBrat
Me bloke did have to tap me on the shoulder to make me shut up and said 'your parents are outside'. They wanted to invite us out, but obviously we were busy. So there was no walking in but definitely overhearing.
My mum once walked in on my sister, but she was shagging in the kitchen, which is in the middle of the house and has two doors, acting as a passage way.

Posted: 2002-12-29 07:57pm
by jaeger115
[quote]My mum once walked in on my sister, but she was shagging in the kitchen, which is in the middle of the house and has two doors, acting as a passage way.
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:shock: :shock: :shock:

Posted: 2002-12-29 08:10pm
by Kuja
Yep. Multiple times.

Just a month ago, my GF's roomate walked in on us. Amanda threw an alarm clock at the door and she took off. :twisted:

Posted: 2002-12-29 08:13pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
I'm gone for ONE weekend and a dozen of these threads pop up.



I feel like an old guy surrounded by young sex crazed freaks.

Posted: 2002-12-29 08:22pm
by Kuja
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I feel like an old guy surrounded by young sex crazed freaks.
Yup, that's pretty much how it is. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: