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I have, only once according to memory, but my parents say it happened multiple times, with me and my sister. I walked in and heard my mom panting and asked, "Mom, are you all right?" My sister actually drew a picture.

My parents decided to stop having sex after my brother was born, to eliminate the risk of having another annoying child. So no, I never walked in. And if I did, I would wish I never did.

I thought that has happened to just about every kid at around age 3-5.

I've done, and declared loudly and proudly, "I know what you are doing, you are HUMPING!"

Yes, and and my dad's immortal words

"Wha? You don't knock first?!"

My parents don't have sex, they stopped after my brother many, many years ago.

You believe that?

I did and it wasn't pleasant. Not a memory I want.

Darth Wong wrote:You believe that?

Yes, and I am happy to continue believing it thank you very much and don't shatter my beliefs

Ted wrote:I've done, and declared loudly and proudly, "I know what you are doing, you are HUMPING!"

Should have said: "Daddy, you look just like the mailman!"

Durandal wrote:I have, only once according to memory, but my parents say it happened multiple times, with me and my sister. I walked in and heard my mom panting and asked, "Mom, are you all right?" My sister actually drew a picture.

Yes, quite a lot. Or are you referring to them having sex at the time? In that case, no.

I'm sorry, it may be a peculiarity of the English language, but I feel a lot of those expressions (like the one above) insufferably fucking coy. Like the word "language". Yeah, "this movie contains some language". Well, of course it does, it's not a fucking silent film now is it? Or "sleeping together". Well, I've heard of sleepwalking but I sure as hell don't fuck while sleeping.

Hmm. Maybe I went off tangent here. Well, no matter. Anything to distract me from the vile thought that my parents produced me while having sex.

nah, my parents dont get along.

Yes, thankfully it was late with hardly any light so I didn't really see anything. Occassionly, since the comp is by their room you might be able too hear them, but they aren't loud.

Eleas wrote:

Durandal wrote:I have, only once according to memory, but my parents say it happened multiple times, with me and my sister. I walked in and heard my mom panting and asked, "Mom, are you all right?" My sister actually drew a picture.

Yes, quite a lot. Or are you referring to them having sex at the time? In that case, no.

I'm sorry, it may be a peculiarity of the English language, but I feel a lot of those expressions (like the one above) insufferably fucking coy. Like the word "language". Yeah, "this movie contains some language". Well, of course it does, it's not a fucking silent film now is it? Or "sleeping together". Well, I've heard of sleepwalking but I sure as hell don't fuck while sleeping.

Hmm. Maybe I went off tangent here. Well, no matter. Anything to distract me from the vile thought that my parents produced me while having sex.

This country was founded by Puritans. Thus, we've come up with lots of different phrases to avoid the use of "fuck", "sex" or similarly "inappropriate" words. We're actually quite creative.

Durandal wrote: This country was founded by Puritans. Thus, we've come up with lots of different phrases to avoid the use of "fuck", "sex" or similarly "inappropriate" words. We're actually quite creative.

Heh, I suppose. It just freaked me to hear you, of all people, speaking like that.

Eh heh eh heh? Know what I mean, eh eh? Wink wink, nudge nudge?

No.
And I still thank whatever deity watched over me that I didn't...
This is one of the things in life which is just mind-boggling: parents having sex.
I know, it has to occur sometime, but still...

Yes, damn you I forgot these things for a reason. Ofcourse I didn't relize what was happening at the time, but years later I figured it out. I've also stayed up later than I should have faked falling asleep and heard my mom moaning...


*shutter*

*goes to take a whole god damned bottle of Repressitol*

Durandal wrote:

Eleas wrote:

Durandal wrote:I have, only once according to memory, but my parents say it happened multiple times, with me and my sister. I walked in and heard my mom panting and asked, "Mom, are you all right?" My sister actually drew a picture.

Yes, quite a lot. Or are you referring to them having sex at the time? In that case, no.

I'm sorry, it may be a peculiarity of the English language, but I feel a lot of those expressions (like the one above) insufferably fucking coy. Like the word "language". Yeah, "this movie contains some language". Well, of course it does, it's not a fucking silent film now is it? Or "sleeping together". Well, I've heard of sleepwalking but I sure as hell don't fuck while sleeping.

Hmm. Maybe I went off tangent here. Well, no matter. Anything to distract me from the vile thought that my parents produced me while having sex.

This country was founded by Puritans. Thus, we've come up with lots of different phrases to avoid the use of "fuck", "sex" or similarly "inappropriate" words. We're actually quite creative.

Actually, the Puritans coined the term fuck. It was actually an acronym.

Exonerate wrote:Actually, the Puritans coined the term fuck. It was actually an acronym.

Dammit. "Fuck" just lost a lot of shock value.

Really? I thought fuck was derived from the German fokken, meaning to copulate.

What did F-U-C-K stand for?

According to my dictionary, it came from various germanic languages. Though I'm sure it could have been turned into an acronym. I'm sure the F stood for "fun".

No that's never happened to me.

There are lots of stories floating around about the origin of everyone's favorite taboo word. One of them was that, since the crusaders were given a Papal sanction to rape the women of the towns they conquered, the term "FUCK" was coined, standing for "Fornication Under Consent of the King."