CALL TO ARMS FOR ALL OLD LINE STATE DENIZENS!

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CALL TO ARMS FOR ALL OLD LINE STATE DENIZENS!

Post by MKSheppard »

Yes, that's right! Everyone here from Maryland, I have a mission for you!

In Spring of 2003, Ted's school is taking them all on a field trip down
to their neighbors down south.

He is going to visit Gettysburg and then Washington DC on their tour,
and on the return trip, they'll all visit Hershey, PA (for the chocolate
factories, not the amusement park...yeah right)..

Shall we all begin planning to make Ted's trip a memorable one?

I immediately assign myself to take Ted thru the Mall in DC!
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Ah. It is so nice to see the people of Greater Montana educating themselves in the ways of their conquerers.

Anyway, I'll drive to Hershey, kidnap him, and drop him and his classmates in West Philly. At night. With loaded wallets. It'll be an educational experience.
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You want him to buy some LSD?
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I was thinking more of a 'tag, you're it' type game, except slightly more painful if you get tagged.
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HemlockGrey wrote:Ah. It is so nice to see the people of Greater Montana educating themselves in the ways of their conquerers.

Anyway, I'll drive to Hershey, kidnap him, and drop him and his classmates in West Philly. At night. With loaded wallets. It'll be an educational experience.
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Don't forget the wig and lipstick.
Since they're former Canadians, I assumed they'd already have that stuff.
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Post by CmdrWilkens »

Lets see, they'll be coming to DC and doing the tourist thing...damn I've already done that a dozen times and I don't know if I could stand doing ti again.

I think its one of the funniest things of all that I live 30 minutes north of the center of American political power and yet I almost never visit the institutions in DC nor do I often visit the museums and tourist sites. In fact I've never been in the White House (though I have been on the floor of the Senate and was given a tour by Trent Lott's chief of staff back when he was still Senate Majority Leader).

Anyway I'll buy the paintballs if you supply the guns Mark. :)
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How wasteful. The Smithsonians aren't the complete best museums I've ever been in, but they're damn good. Not to mention free.
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I'll add some realistic effects to Gettysburg with the aid of my AR. Then help Acid Boy dump them in Phily.

Now some one needs to phone the FBI about the smallpox-infected terrorist with the AK hidden on their bus.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Perhaps change the tourd destinations in DC.

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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:"This is the Washington Monument, but it looks like a giant boner to me."
Come to Toronto, where you can see the worlds largest Phallus.

The CN Tower.
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Nah, Buffalo City Hall would make the best dildo.
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Post by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi »

Zaku-chan wrote:Nah, Buffalo City Hall would make the best dildo.
Do you have any pictures of it? I'm just curious.
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Post by Ted »

Zaku-chan wrote:Nah, Buffalo City Hall would make the best dildo.
Couldn't be, the CN tower is ribbed, and has a pair of rings around it.
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