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Creastionism part of star destroyer

Posted: 2002-08-03 05:58pm
by Straha
Mr. Wong I do realize you have been very busy recentley. I just want to know why you haven't updated the anti-creationist pat of your site in so long.

Thanks.

Posted: 2002-08-03 06:25pm
by Mr Bean
I think its simply becasue he's proven everything he could

Unless Mr Wong wants to do some Osama work and go have fun detailing Violence in the Koran :D

Posted: 2002-08-03 06:53pm
by Wicked Pilot
The Creationism movement has been somewhat quiet lately. I bet though as soon as some state/province board of education does something stupid, Mr. Wong will be the first to rightfully jump on them.

I also bet that the above mentioned board will be from my home state, the late great Louisiana.

Posted: 2002-08-03 10:30pm
by Enforcer Talen
-notes one of the last times (several months ago) he went to church, they said seven days could mean seven ages, so the biblical could match the science-

I prefer not to mix science with religion. they just confuse each other.

Posted: 2002-08-03 11:26pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Well, if we're going to teach Creationism in schools, why not teach the kids that it rains when God cries, or it thunders when God goes bowling?

Posted: 2002-08-03 11:40pm
by LMSx
Since Mike lives in Toronto, I think he skipped the entire 9th Circuit Pledge debate. But he couldn't update much on the PoA page until the full Court ruling.

Posted: 2002-08-04 02:57am
by Stuart Mackey
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, if we're going to teach Creationism in schools, why not teach the kids that it rains when God cries, or it thunders when God goes bowling?
Errr, I hate to ask ..but what happens when god takes a leak..or worse. a dump?

Posted: 2002-08-04 03:42am
by MKSheppard
Stuart Mackey wrote: Errr, I hate to ask ..but what happens when god takes a leak..or worse. a dump?
Noam Chomsky, Barbara Boxer, and Dianne Feinstein happen.

Posted: 2002-08-04 04:10am
by Enlightenment
Stuart Mackey wrote: Errr, I hate to ask ..but what happens when god takes a leak..or worse. a dump?
pResident Shrub.

Idi Amin.

Bill Gates.

Adolph Hitler.

Osama bin Laden.

Wahibi Islam.

Christian fundamentalism.

Etc. Etc. Etc.

Posted: 2002-08-04 03:49pm
by Enforcer Talen
course, that's assuming god has a physical prescence. . . or is massively huge. if you want godlike stature, you might as well say the galaxies of stars are his laughter.

Posted: 2002-08-05 02:51pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Actually, when God pees, it's acid rain. Pretty soon, the fundamentalists would have to compromise on that, since they're not sure what rain is. And about God crying, there would have to be a reason for him to cry. I'm sure religious fundamentalists are one of those reasons.

Posted: 2002-08-05 04:37pm
by Enforcer Talen
I have yet to met such a hard core fundamentalist that they believe rain is god's tears. . . I thought we gave that up after the dark ages.