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you've ever done

The left hand.

Attempted Kama Sutra positions

Nothing *that* bad.

Though when my g/f gets back...

Schoolgirl uniform + policemans uniform = well, you figure it out.

Lots of fun with handcuffs, rope, and leather. And in various combinations thereof.

Boffed in a crowded movie theater once, during the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Me and her were part of the performance, Magenta and Riff-Raff, and it was several minutes before our next appearance, so we did a quickie near the back of the theater. In costume.

Enforcer Talen wrote:you've ever done

Define Kinky.
In a wood during a picnic, In a plane (with a stewardess on 1 occassion), her tied up & blindfolded (which gets old, fast), Threesomes, twins, A female Officer on Field exercises, Policewomen of 4 different nations, 1 Nurse in her uniforms (all three of them), 2 Physical Therapists (1 in her office after hours and 1 in the sauna at her gym - goddamn tiring), in a car (not much fun in a coupe, but interesting in an Estate car in a carpark during the afternoon), with food (don't have too much, just little bits to play with), On a nightclub floor (On R7R we marched in and took the place over basically and anything went), Hotel corrridors, Blow jobs in lifts/on stairs/in cinema's/ on a bus/ in her dad's study, her dressed up in her sisters clothes in her sisters bed (her idea ), on a car bonnet at 3am with the car alarm going off (fastest fuck of my life, not helped by the fact it was cold and the car was parked under a streetlight), on a beach, in the ocean, in a swimming pool, halfway up the Eiger (there's a path), Dressed up in costumes, spanking, toys, after a sparring session (very sweaty and wonderful fun, there's nothing like sparring with a woman - especially if she's a damned good fighter - to get the libido going), After cycling (peeling off sweaty cycling shorts while we're still trying to get the front door open (you try riding for 10 miles staring at a tight fit arse without it getting you going), and I don't know if this qualifies as kinky - but sex with Lesbians ( a few ties and quite frankly they didn't enjoy it, but they were curious and wanted to know, at least they complimented me on good head - except one who just stopped it while I was undressing her, oh well).
There's a bit more but it's just variations on a theme.



Holy crap! ~ David

Dude! *bowslow*
I take it we have served in Her Majestys Armed Services ? Sound alot like my buddy who was with the 82nd Airborne, went to Panama, Saudi and a short stint on the DMZ in Korea, has he ever got some fucked up stories and sexual adventures.

As to my own kinky experiences , I take it were going beyond normal 'vanilla' sex so here goes: Spanking, mild whipping, hot wax, bondage, ect... But the wildest was a professional 'prostate milking', I was tied up and blind folded whhile a trusted female Dom I know played with me and then masturbated me to orgasm while massaging my prostate, I came so hard I passed out........... trust me guys , if you arent turned off or scared of a little penetration of the back side, try this its awesome



I trust no one with my prostate ~ David

SHIT!! Could a mod please delete my self quoting post , I fucked up......



Easily taken care of you sex freak. that post made my asshole clinch up. ~ David

XaLEv wrote:The left hand.

Left hand is my life. Right hand seems weird, but it feels better just takes longer. Maybe cause I'm left handed.

Kinkiest thing I ever did...hmmmmm....there have been quite a few, most of them have already been mentioned, done the in public thing, most memorable being fucking in the Law School library during school hours...but the one that tends to stick in my mind was when I was dating a black girl, by far the freakiest GF I ever had, mind you this was all her idea, she wanted to do some rolepplayng and dressup to spice things up and she LOVED doing forbidden and taboo things, so she had me pretend that I was a slave master and she was my slave and I just saw her in the field one day and decided to take her. She played it up so well with the whole southern accent slave thing and dressed up for the part. The sex was rough and loud and I came like the biblical flood. One of the top 5 best fucks I EVER had in my life. God I miss her sometimes....

Sokar wrote:Dude! *bowslow*

Don't be impressed, it's quality not quantity... Of course, I deal in both. *cue Porn Music*

Sokar wrote:I take it we have served in Her Majestys Armed Services ?

Royal Anglian Regiment.

Sokar wrote: if you arent turned off or scared of a little penetration of the back side, try this its awesome

One way traffic only. Though I like it when she grabs my arse during sex, nothing goes up the gloryhole (which, i guess,makes me a hypocrite because I love having anal sex with women , of course the trick is to get her going first, maybe cum a couple of times with blowjob and finger, then she keeps the fingering going while you put a generous bit of lube/vaseline on your finger, get it in there, then a second finger and when you hear her getting herself really going again you slip it in and when she cums it squeezes like hell and you cum like a jet. Can't be beat , and at least she gets to cum 3 times as well.)

I think you are some sort of god.

HemlockGrey wrote:I think you are some sort of god.

Well, If being a god involves the Women having to bow down...

*Bows to Rob Wilson*

We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

Dear god, the guy's had more kinky sex than a porn star!


I know the guy must be 100 years old to get that much booty ~David

Rob Wilson wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:I think you are some sort of god.

Well, If being a god involves the Women having to bow down...

I have just one question: Literally, how do you do it?

Easily taken care of you sex freak. that post made my asshole clinch up. ~ David[/quote]

How does that make me a sex freak? The question was kinkiest experiences and thats mine.

Kinky? Eh, just light bondage and role-playing. Unless foreplay while going down an interstate at 70 counts. Or oral sex in a busy parking lot, in broad daylight.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

Rob Wilson wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:I think you are some sort of god.

Well, If being a god involves the Women having to bow down...

I have just one question: Literally, how do you do it?

And will you be offering a course of study for the rest of us?

Rob Wilson wrote:

Enforcer Talen wrote:you've ever done

Define Kinky.
In a wood during a picnic, In a plane (with a stewardess on 1 occassion), her tied up & blindfolded (which gets old, fast), Threesomes, twins, A female Officer on Field exercises, Policewomen of 4 different nations, 1 Nurse in her uniforms (all three of them), 2 Physical Therapists (1 in her office after hours and 1 in the sauna at her gym - goddamn tiring), in a car (not much fun in a coupe, but interesting in an Estate car in a carpark during the afternoon), with food (don't have too much, just little bits to play with), On a nightclub floor (On R7R we marched in and took the place over basically and anything went), Hotel corrridors, Blow jobs in lifts/on stairs/in cinema's/ on a bus/ in her dad's study, her dressed up in her sisters clothes in her sisters bed (her idea ), on a car bonnet at 3am with the car alarm going off (fastest fuck of my life, not helped by the fact it was cold and the car was parked under a streetlight), on a beach, in the ocean, in a swimming pool, halfway up the Eiger (there's a path), Dressed up in costumes, spanking, toys, after a sparring session (very sweaty and wonderful fun, there's nothing like sparring with a woman - especially if she's a damned good fighter - to get the libido going), After cycling (peeling off sweaty cycling shorts while we're still trying to get the front door open (you try riding for 10 miles staring at a tight fit arse without it getting you going), and I don't know if this qualifies as kinky - but sex with Lesbians ( a few ties and quite frankly they didn't enjoy it, but they were curious and wanted to know, at least they complimented me on good head - except one who just stopped it while I was undressing her, oh well).
There's a bit more but it's just variations on a theme.



Holy crap! ~ David

dude. your my hero.

aerius wrote:*Bows to Rob Wilson*

We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

Dear god, the guy's had more kinky sex than a porn star!


I know the guy must be 100 years old to get that much booty ~David

It happened over the span of 12 years! That's a lot of days and nights of no sex, or dating everymans GF Pamela Hand. It's not that big a deal, and I know guys who get their end away every night with different women (in the case of one night, I walk into a nightclub behind Chris, I talk to a Bouncer for approx 30 secs, turn around and Chris is already walking out with a women. The Guy could pull in a desert!)

Grief, I'm starting to get a superiority complex. CUDDLES, come berate my manhood or gender or something, the nasty men are making me feel godlike.

Enforcer Talen wrote:you've ever done

Typing the entire titles of my threads in the title box.

Sitting on my wacking hand 'till it turns numb and pretending it's someone else's hand.

Nothing much here. Had a three-way once but it wasn't much fun. One of the girls was an attention hog and kept yanking me out of the moment (often literally). This was with my first GF (well, just a fuck-buddy, to be honest), so I was too inexperienced to take proper control of the situation.

The closest I've come (no pun intended) to public sex was sneaking off with a girl to bang in the closed dining section of a lounge while the band I was working for was playing in the bar. That was just an impulse thing -- she was bitching about how her ex-boyfriend never did anything sexually spontaneous and it just took off from there.

Oddly, the thing that felt the kinkiest to me really wasn't. I ended up banging another fuck-buddy's best friend. We really disliked one another (I thought she was stuck-up, she thought I was a clown and a loser: we were probably both right ), which made it incredibly exciting for some reason. Ironically, the sex acts themselves were a lot more vanilla than usual for me -- just basic missionary and doggy.

It was just the one night. That day had been a weird day for the both of us and I had a good feeling that a repeat would just be a disappointment since all the fucked-up tihngs that had created the right mood had passed.

For bonus points, the fuck-buddy whose friend I'd boffed freaked out when she found out three nights later. It turns out that she'd taken my saying "if you want to get together that's fine as long we're clear this ain't a serious thing" as some sort of fear of committment rather than the simple statement of truth.

-- Joe Momma

Joe Momma wrote:Sitting on my wacking hand 'till it turns numb and pretending it's someone else's hand.

Nothing much here. Had a three-way once but it wasn't much fun. One of the girls was an attention hog and kept yanking me out of the moment (often literally). This was with my first GF (well, just a fuck-buddy, to be honest), so I was too inexperienced to take proper control of the situation.

The closest I've come (no pun intended) to public sex was sneaking off with a girl to bang in the closed dining section of a lounge while the band I was working for was playing in the bar. That was just an impulse thing -- she was bitching about how her ex-boyfriend never did anything sexually spontaneous and it just took off from there.

Oddly, the thing that felt the kinkiest to me really wasn't. I ended up banging another fuck-buddy's best friend. We really disliked one another (I thought she was stuck-up, she thought I was a clown and a loser: we were probably both right ), which made it incredibly exciting for some reason. Ironically, the sex acts themselves were a lot more vanilla than usual for me -- just basic missionary and doggy.

It was just the one night. That day had been a weird day for the both of us and I had a good feeling that a repeat would just be a disappointment since all the fucked-up tihngs that had created the right mood had passed.

For bonus points, the fuck-buddy whose friend I'd boffed freaked out when she found out three nights later. It turns out that she'd taken my saying "if you want to get together that's fine as long we're clear this ain't a serious thing" as some sort of fear of committment rather than the simple statement of truth.

-- Joe Momma

You cleared that up with her, yes?

Actually, it gets me to wonder about the different nationalities and other assorted varieties I've experienced...now that I am thinking about it...

Mostly American girls, including...
--the Movie Theater situation I mentioned
--a bi stripper from Seattle (while her husband was beefing the dude in the next room)
--another who liked food with her sex (chocolate, honey, jams)
--one in a hot tub (after a military training class, she was a Specialist in Chemical Defense)
--two different girls in cars (not at the same time, that would've been asking too much). One was in my Nissan Pathfinder SUV, that was easy; one other in her Geo Metro. That required some acrobatics.
--a petite Italian-American girl who was a Sin-Mo Hapkido Red Belt (coulda kicked my ass).

Overseas:
--an Australian naturalist type chick that I met in the Outback
--a German girl, stereotypical blonde/blue cutie, that I met in Israel.
--a couple different American girls at the University in Israel.
--then, the next day, a great bj from a Israeli girl...
--one Israeli girl of Moroccan descent
--another of Persian descent
--and yet anothet of Iraqi-Polish background.

The Persian girl liked to play "hide-n-seek" (or more appro pos, "Hide-n-rape") from time to time.

There were others, but it was more vanilla. The Israeli girls liked to use a lot of different positions, but nothing freaky, just variety...