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Today I saw a BMW SUV driving down the road (aggressively, of course) and its license plate was "I LITIG8". I nominate this license plate for the award of "most annoying license plate ever".

Darth Wong wrote:Today I saw a BMW SUV driving down the road (aggressively, of course) and its license plate was "I LITIG8". I nominate this license plate for the award of "most annoying license plate ever".

You didn't pull in front of it and slam on your brakes, huh? It would have been interesting to see the piker litigate when he rear-ends somebody...

I once saw a red Miata driven by a dyed-blond, 40-something, plastic-boobs MP's wife, with the plate, "4 Bunny". That's hurl-worthy.

Not a liscence plate so I'm not sure its relevant to the thread but I once saw a 'vette with a "Don't laugh, its paid for" bumpersticker.

SancheztheWhaler wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Today I saw a BMW SUV driving down the road (aggressively, of course) and its license plate was "I LITIG8". I nominate this license plate for the award of "most annoying license plate ever".

You didn't pull in front of it and slam on your brakes, huh? It would have been interesting to see the piker litigate when he rear-ends somebody...

A) Its illegal to cut someone off like that.
B) Its just so damn inconvienent to put your own car in the shop for a while just to teach some asshole a lesson.

Darth Servo wrote:

SancheztheWhaler wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Today I saw a BMW SUV driving down the road (aggressively, of course) and its license plate was "I LITIG8". I nominate this license plate for the award of "most annoying license plate ever".

You didn't pull in front of it and slam on your brakes, huh? It would have been interesting to see the piker litigate when he rear-ends somebody...

A) Its illegal to cut someone off like that.
B) Its just so damn inconvienent to put your own car in the shop for a while just to teach some asshole a lesson.

You can easily pull in front on somebody legally and slam on your brakes so they run into you - people get rear-ended all the time by accident; it would be even easier to do it on purpose.

A) Good luck getting an insurance company to believe that the guy who was rear-ended slammed his brakes "on purpose" to cause an accident. The car behind has no business being so close they cannot stop.
B) True - if only I had the disposable income and wherewithal to do it...

Yesterday I saw a license plate that said "Jesus" on it. The car was from Pennsylvania, where a lot of the plates read "You've got a friend in" on the top, so it read, "You've got a friend in Jesus." I was torn between thinking it was patronizingly cute, or just stupid.

The best license plate I've seen read "Grammer".

C U N QRT

BMW parked at the law school, not sure how the spaces were laid out.

LP

4Q

'SLACKER' and 'NO JOB'

Douchebags who sport plates like these are either retired early or they are an Amway salesman who's hit 'Diamond' status (which means he/she's made it far up enough the MLM ladder to start bleeding others of their money as opposed to being the one bled).

I saw one saying "B055" at one point.

On a Ferrari.

Which kinda ruined the whole car.

Not a license plate, but I still nominate the big trucks with the chrome nutsacks.

There was a thing on Snopes.com about a car with the plate "NO TAGS" who now gets tickets daily because police will fill in "NO TAGS" in the ticket spot for a car without license plates.

Heh, I saw one just the other day "YUBNNOZ" . What made it so irritating was that it took me so long to figure it out. And everyone else I've shown it to gets it right away.

There's a car in my town (small-ish California town) that says "PWNED." First time I saw that I had to stop walking and sit down from the laughter.

So I'm easily amused. Bite me.

I know a guy whose car's plates read "RE5PECT".

He drives a Mini Cooper.

Then, of course, there's the infamous A55-RGY Florida plate...

An awesome liscence plate I saw said "SABOT." heh

Darth Servo wrote:Not a liscence plate so I'm not sure its relevant to the thread but I once saw a 'vette with a "Don't laugh, its paid for" bumpersticker.

Better is "Don't Laugh, Your Daughter May be in Here"

LapsedPacifist wrote:C U N QRT

BMW parked at the law school, not sure how the spaces were laid out.

LP

'See you in court'? Good lord.

I was in New Hampshire spending the night in Concord before moving on. The next morning I visit the Lands End nearby and look at one of the cars next to mine in the parking lot and the plate said, and I shit you not, "Gestapo". I took a picture with my camera phone, but it came out shittily and I didn't want to try again because someone was in the car.

There used to be a car driving around Adelaide with the license plate "DFECT ME". Shortly later, a friend of mine saw it sitting by the side of the road with a nice white defect sticker on it.

I don't know what happened after that - I presume the owners decided to stop tempting fate.


ROAR!!!!! says GOJIRA!!!!!

Discombobulated wrote:Yesterday I saw a license plate that said "Jesus" on it. The car was from Pennsylvania, where a lot of the plates read "You've got a friend in" on the top, so it read, "You've got a friend in Jesus." I was torn between thinking it was patronizingly cute, or just stupid.

Oh trust me, if you saw it every day as I do, you'd say it was stupid. In Pennsylvania they only require that you have rear tags, not front tags (hell if I know why). So you can put whatever you want at the front of the car. Those "Jesus" tags are a novelty item and in some neighborhoods you'll see just about every 2nd car has the damn things.

Turin wrote:

Discombobulated wrote:Yesterday I saw a license plate that said "Jesus" on it. The car was from Pennsylvania, where a lot of the plates read "You've got a friend in" on the top, so it read, "You've got a friend in Jesus." I was torn between thinking it was patronizingly cute, or just stupid.

Oh trust me, if you saw it every day as I do, you'd say it was stupid. In Pennsylvania they only require that you have rear tags, not front tags (hell if I know why). So you can put whatever you want at the front of the car. Those "Jesus" tags are a novelty item and in some neighborhoods you'll see just about every 2nd car has the damn things.

The worst thing about people like that is that they'll wear their beliefs on their sleeve, but then they'll turn around and ask why gays have to act gay in public.

There was a Chief who had "CG-52" for his plates, which irritated me to no end.

I once saw a giant semi truck in Michigan that had a huge ass crucifix in lights on the grill, a bumper sticker that said "God is my co-pilot", along with another bumper sticker that said "Need saving? Call 1-800-JESUS", along with tire flaps that had a depiction of Mary on them. It was simply beyond over the top, and I really wish I had my camera ready to take a picture of it.