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I give you the HAMDOG

It is a hot dog wrapped by a beef patty that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions and served on a hoagie bun. Oh yeah, it's also topped with a fried egg and two fistfuls of fries.

*drool*

I'd eat it. Once.

That looks awful, and this is a guy that has cheese on nearly everything saying this, hell i just finished eating my lunch which consisted of a reheated donner kebab! How dare they sully the good name of bacon by including it in this monstrosity!

Just looking at that picture is making my heart beat do weird things.. faster, slower... weird... If I die of a heart attack today theski it'll be your fault

Sadly, it looks bad and likely has very little taste, given it's swimming in a just a hodge podge of food. I wish people making these things actually made them something beyond "THIS'LL KILL YA!!!!!".

That looks awesome. I would eat it as my sole meal for the day. Probably not at once. That is 3 meals at once. No way you could eat that all at once. The man that can and does eat that all at once should be revered as "the one". That is a true MAN.
They should create a "True" man contest. Among the judged criteria would be his diet and his beard.

Eats huge meals like the one mentioned daily. Has an impressive beard with total hair coverage over the face. Perhaps over a 6 month period.

It would be cruel to expect one of us to make through those standards. Perhaps they are to low? There has to be someone capable completing those criteria. Especially considering america exists.

I think I gotta puke

It's like looking at a train wreck; I turn my head in abject horror, yet I must stare on in perverse fascination

Perhaps if it were better made, I'd consider eating one. Once. But as it is?. . .no.

That sort of looks tasty, though I'm sure it's going to be greasy as all hell and a mess to eat. The problem is that it has just too many ingredients in it. I'd probably give it a shot, as long as I had a knife and fork to take care of whatever falls out onto the plate.

Eat this? No way... You know what white bread will do to your intestines?

As with all junk food, if you eat such a thing regularly you're a moron. Once in a while though, it will have no effect on you whatsoever.

Mind you, that's a lot like the narcotics rationale where a drug user argues that occasional use of cocaine is harmless. Food is a potentially addictive substance (just look at all the morbidly obese people), so you want to limit even your splurges to something reasonable, just in case you start developing self-destructive habits.

If it weren't labeled the way it was, I would think it was a photo taken during an autopsy.

I wouldn't eat that if someone paid me to.

That looks disgusting. *shudder*

I'd eat it if it weren't for the onions. It's just three meals sans the vegetables rolled into a bun - I can see why it's not appealing to most people but I wouldn't say it makes me ill by just looking at it.

I feel like I have heartburn right now just from looking at it...

Civil War Man wrote:If it weren't labeled the way it was, I would think it was a photo taken during an autopsy.

I wouldn't eat that if someone paid me to.

Seconded. It looks disgusting.

The biggest burger I've ever eaten was something labeled "Colossal Burger" from a fast food and grill shop in Hastings in 1995, and the thing had a bit over half a pound of beef and a crapload of salad and other fillings. Back then I used to eat a lot more than I do these days (and I burned a lot more energy in those days too), and I had a bit of trouble finishing it. Didn't need to eat anything else before the next day.

Edi

I've not really eaten all day, I would probably eat that right now, though I imagine I'd eat it slowly. Like over the course of an hour, the bits seperately.

That's a bit much. Though has anyone ever heard of a pretzel dog? You take a hot dog, wrap it with a couple slices of cheese, then wrap the whole thing in soft prezel dough and fry it. That sounds damn tasty.

Argh.... That looks as bad a the Homity pies they make down here..

Take out the chilli and onion and I'd eat that thing in an instant.

A favorite of Elvis Presley.

The Fool's Gold Loaf
2 tbsp butter
1 loaf Italian white bread
1 pound lean bacon
1 normal size jar Skippy smooth peanut butter
1 normal size jar Smucker's grape jelly

42,000 calories

RedImperator wrote:That's a bit much. Though has anyone ever heard of a pretzel dog? You take a hot dog, wrap it with a couple slices of cheese, then wrap the whole thing in soft prezel dough and fry it. That sounds damn tasty.

That *is* damn tasty. You should try it, too.

Well, you only live once... *Puts on bib* Lets get it on!

Did anyone else get reminded of goatse when they saw that picture?