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WARNING THE FOLLOWING LINK IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK It's not exactly pornography, but it does clearly show male genatalia.

Probably not for the Male Ego either

Dear gods I am put to shame.

EDIT: Just making clear in the title that it's not safe for work.

AH, "The Blob"

This was featured in HoS some time ago. Luvciklly I remembered what it was a few seconds into this and stopped it. Yeah, First time I nearly through up. Gross, sick, disgusting, um... Unhealthy obsession, perhaps unhealthy all together, that about sums up what you'd be seeing.

....

What?

What the fuck, since when is some kind of revolting abnormality considered "perfect"? As the female analogue, would Chesty Morgan be considered to have had the "perfect breasts"?

That was the most disgusting thing I have seen in... I do not even know how long. That is an abomination. He sacrificed everything for what? For THAT?

Straha wrote:Dear gods I am put to shame.

No you're not. Yours is fully operational; his is irreparably damaged.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:What the fuck, since when is some kind of revolting abnormality considered "perfect"?

There's this thing called "sarcasm"...

There are some things I just don't understand....

Broomstick wrote: There's this thing called "sarcasm"...There are some things I just don't understand

I think sarcasm ends when you start injecting yourself with silicone.
I do not understand either. WTF is wrong with that dude. Injecting your sac with silicone to make it look bigger. That doesn't change that fact that his balls are the same size. He still suffers from a low testosterone level due to his underdeveloped balls.

This guy is sick, he's got an unhealthy obsession, there is something wrong in his head that makes him think this is perfect. Leave him be to do what he wants, don't feel bad cause your balls are not that big, believe me a normal set is what women find attractive.

Thank you all for warning me via your disgust and horror at whatever the hell you saw to not to look at the link myself.

Straha wrote:Dear gods I am put to shame.

Whatever.

You wouldn't be able to even put that thing anywhere unless your mate was something on the order of 3-4 times your size..

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Straha wrote:Dear gods I am put to shame.

No you're not. Yours is fully operational; his is irreparably damaged.

And we should be giving the guy a Darwin award from removing himself from the gene pool.

That's no moon...

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! That is not right. I saw a forum devoted to it a while back thanks to Something Awful, but... By god. There is something seriously wrong with these people.

Kuja wrote:

Straha wrote:Dear gods I am put to shame.

Whatever.

You wouldn't be able to even put that thing anywhere unless your mate was something on the order of 3-4 times your size..

No matter how big your mate was, you wouldn't be able to accomplish anything with a flaccid bag of silicone-injected erectile dysfunction. It would be like trying to fuck somebody with a tit.

Question: would this cause any other physiological damage? The groin, I'm guessing, is not meant to lug that thing around.

He can't even take a dump without getting it wet. Moron.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

"I am questioning people's perceptions on how a penis should look like."

Yuck. I know how a penis should look like, and it's not a blob. Stupid fuck.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:....

What?

What the fuck, since when is some kind of revolting abnormality considered "perfect"? As the female analogue, would Chesty Morgan be considered to have had the "perfect breasts"?

Better analogy is "Chelsea Charms". Quite bonkers.

On topic: Bleh. It looks like some kind of cancerous growth. I can think of less retarded methods of "challenging people's opinions" because quite frankly the only opinion he seems to be challenging is the one that dictates that all big penis' are good.

Oh, look - The Blob has his own website: ++http://www.extremecock.com/mistermarkintro.htm

He is also, apparently, available for hire. No doubt he makes an interesting conversation piece at parties.



Even worse - there's more than one of these guys.



Apparently, their lives revolve around caring for their "blobs". I mean, beyond the normal male obession with genitalia.



Just when you thought you'd seen everything at the freak show...

AdmiralKanos wrote:

Kuja wrote:

Straha wrote:Dear gods I am put to shame.

Whatever.

You wouldn't be able to even put that thing anywhere unless your mate was something on the order of 3-4 times your size..

No matter how big your mate was, you wouldn't be able to accomplish anything with a flaccid bag of silicone-injected erectile dysfunction. It would be like trying to fuck somebody with a tit.

Admittedly. That was assuming it did work, even though I knew it was basically a showpiece.

Before I go scrub my brain and eyeballs (because I was stupid and actually looked at the website...!)...

Apparently, he IS still capable of an erection and orgasm... and has movies to prove it.

Mr. Blob has also had his lips injected with silicone - one sudders to imagine what this jackass will look like in a few years.

The Blob has scrotum envy - apparently, one of his buddies has balls even bigger than his. Um... yeah... there are pictures. I think that's a true statement. (Do we have a vomit smiley???)

In addition to general freakery and ass-fucking-until-sore, there is apparently a lot of bondage and spanking and stuff going on.

And I'm stopping right there, thankyouverymuch.

ewwwwwwwww

Broomstick thanks for going through that so the rest of us didn't have to.

It is a far, far better thing than you have ever done before.

And

Ewwwwww.

Broomstick wrote:
Apparently, he IS still capable of an erection and orgasm... and has movies to prove it.

Part of the fun of it was thinking that all the work done made him incapable of getting it up, but knowing that he can still do it just made me think "and so many men with non-silicone-injected-penises-that-don't-look-like-little-beanbag-chairs penises are stricken with impotence. Life just isn't fair sometimes."

AdmiralKanos wrote:It would be like trying to fuck somebody with a tit.

I just thought about that and I can't stop laughing.