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Yet more weirdness, here's the article and a quick summary.

Man Killed by Stripper's Boobs

GENEVA - A fun-filled bachelor party at a strip club turned deadly when a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts.

That's funny but it's all bullshit. That story turns up every now and then on the message boards. It's actually from National Enquierer article originally.

I figured it would be too good to be true, but I if I figure if I have to die it ain't a bad way to go. I'm still waiting for the report that says that someone died while having anal sex.

Wacky.

OLD.


Great way to die though.

Blah. It definetly sounds like Inguirer material.

aerius wrote:Yet more weirdness, here's the article and a quick summary.

Man Killed by Stripper's Boobs

GENEVA - A fun-filled bachelor party at a strip club turned deadly when a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts.

I can think of worse ways to perish.

I wonder if she can get arrested for carrying concealed weapons if she wears a shirt out in public?

DPDarkPrimus wrote:I wonder if she can get arrested for carrying concealed weapons if she wears a shirt out in public?

Hehe. Blah. I imagine if that really happened, she would probably get them pumped.

Plus, she had to have held his head there hard to suffocate him.

aerius wrote:I figured it would be too good to be true, but I if I figure if I have to die it ain't a bad way to go. I'm still waiting for the report that says that someone died while having anal sex.

I recall a woman who was allergic to her husband's sperm, and died while giving him a blowjob. Then there was a guy who had an heart attack while having sex. There's a Darwin Award Urban Legend that had a guy and girl get hit by lightning while they were doing it in the woods.

Hit with lightning!? ROFL. Who would fuckin do it when there was lighning flying!?

jodathalas wrote:Hit with lightning!? ROFL. Who would fuckin do it when there was lighning flying!?

The same knid of person that thinks fast food is healthy, coffee isn't extremely hot at first, and changes their name to Jack Ass and doesn't expect to be degraded. In other words, a moron. Or, perhaps it was just bad luck.

There have been some good ones on The Smoking Gun in the same vein: no fatalities, but a couple different guys were in the process of suing strippers due to being hit in the face with their boobs or accidently getting kicked in the crotch because they were close to the stage while the girl was dancing.

beyond hope wrote:There have been some good ones on The Smoking Gun in the same vein: no fatalities, but a couple different guys were in the process of suing strippers due to being hit in the face with their boobs or accidently getting kicked in the crotch because they were close to the stage while the girl was dancing.

Because those are the Redneck race of people. They go to stripper clubs to see boobs and fight and when they get hurt, it's an easy way to make some money because a money making oportunity doesn't come up much for them.

Thats very old. I first saw it several years ago. It is also very unlikely to happen.

Even if he was all drunk you would think that he would push her....