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Using Liandri's new Trans-Dimensional Portal, the following individuals have been selected to compete in the tournament:

Representing Star Wars, Han Solo (as of ANH)

Representing Babylon 5, Michael Garibaldi

Representing Star Trek, James T. Kirk (show Kirk, not movie Kirk)

Representing Aliens, Ellen Ripley (as of the end of Aliens)

Representing Terminator, Sarah Connor (as of Terminator 2)

Representing Starcraft. Jim Raynor (as of the human missions in the original game)

Representing Battletech, Victor Steiner-Davion (as of the end of Operation Bulldog)

Representing Red Dward, The Cat

Representing Battlestar Galactica, Lieutenant Starbuck

All fighters in the tournament have been trained in the use of the weapons. Per Unreal Tournament 2003, all contestants have an unlimited supply of clones. No character shields of any kind are in effect. Who would you expect to rack up the highest body count after 10 matches?

The cat, he has superior speed and reflexes to any of the others. Due to character shields not being present several of the others are FAR too easy pickings.

The only perceivable problem is that the cat will a) nap, b) get distracted, c) preen, d) sing while hunting "I'm gonna get you little Kirk-bait!"

When keeping scores by kill-count, UT2003 and all FPS games reward unlimited aggression and a certain disregard for one's own safety. This is so grossly antithetical to real-life combat tactics that I doubt any of the combatants could adjust. The winner would be the one who figures it out first.

If I *had* to choose, I'd go with Sarah Connor or Ellen Ripley. Sarah is excessively violent, and seems nigh-suicidal in combat. Ripley (especially if we are talking about alien-halfbreed-clone Ripley), alone among the others, is used to the kind of desperate, dank, close-quarters fighting that Unreal Tournament makes great use of.

I voted for Ripley. I think everyone there would die sooner or later in that kind of battle but she would fare well at first.

If they've all got equal weapons training - it'll go to the guy with nonhuman abilities - the only non human is the Cat.

Unitl he tries to shag Ripley and Sarah Conner...

The Cat. While everyone is ROTFLTAO Cat frags them with a Bazookoid.

Smoke Me A Kipper I'll Be Back For Breakfast.