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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class
section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes
her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The man isn't sure
why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue,
gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat. The
man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering. A few
more minutes pass. The
woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and
shudders violently again.
Curiosity finally gets the best of the man. He turns to the woman and
says, "Three times you've sneezed and three times you've taken a
tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently!"
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare
condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious
says,"I've never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him and says, .........."Pepper"

What's green and flies over Poland?


Peter Panski!


**Nok runs for cover very quickly**

What's blue and fluffy?


Blue fluff.

What do you call a boomerang that does not return?



A stick.

What do you call a boomerang that does come back?



A bent stick.

I get the joke! She wants to have an orgasm, so she makes herself sneeze!

Anyway, what do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agonist?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

I suppose you meant "agnostic" (unless it was part of the joke, but I doubt it)

What is yellow, and turns red at the push of a button?


A chick in a blender!

How do you extract an elephant from a river?


Wet!

What does a necophiliac and a fur trapper have in common?

They both hunt for dead beaver.

How do you fit FIVE elephant into a VW Beetle?


Two in the front, three in the back!

why did the little girl fall off the swing?


Cause she had no arms.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who likes to surf the net?


Earl!