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this is a thread about swearing. not real swearing, no, but swearings from the wheel of time series. if you dont know them, go read it. the point of the game is to, while being original, come up with the longest swear. example:

Russ says:
hearing Mat say "Blood and bloody ashes" took away all intensity
Enforcer Talen says:
bloody buttered flaming ashes and onions!
Russ says:
heheh
Russ says:
yes
Enforcer Talen says:
*onions*?
Russ says:
I always liked that
Enforcer Talen says:
lol. . .
Enforcer Talen says:
bloody buttered flaming ashes and onions! eaten by a goat that drank mother's milk in a cup!
Enforcer Talen says:
your a shaido goat daughter of the sands that eats bloody buttered flaming ashes and onions and mother's milk in a cup!
Russ says:
it was a good way for him to pull down his pants and laugh at authors who used cursing in their works
Enforcer Talen says:
yep
Enforcer Talen says:
-amuses self-
Russ says:
what are you up to?
Enforcer Talen says:
swearing in wot
Russ says:
lmao
Russ says:
"Blood and bloody ashes you sheep gutted pig rearing sheep shearing son of a fletcher"
Enforcer Talen says:
ooo, good one
Russ says:

Enforcer Talen says:
you sheep gutted pig rearing sheep shearing son of a sand fletcher hat eats bloody buttered flaming ashes and onions and mother's milk in a cup!

Enforcer Talen says:
you sheep gutted pig rearing sheep shearing son of a burning sand fletcher that eats bloody buttered flaming ashes and onions and mother's milk in a cup!
Russ says:
you wool headed, lute slappin, sheep gutted pig rearing sheep shearing son of a sand fletcher hat eats bloody buttered flaming ashes and onions and mother's milk in a cup!

Russ says:
heheh
Enforcer Talen says:
you wool headed, lute slappin, sheep gutted pig rearing sheep shearing son of a burning sand fletcher hat eats bloody buttered flaming ashes and onions and mother's milk in a cup!

Russ says:
you wool headed, lute slappin, peep creeping, sheep gutted pig rearing sheep shearing son of a burning sand fletcher hat eats bloody buttered flaming ashes and onions and mother's milk in a cup!

That irritates me. What, is 'motherfucker' too good for him?

That irritates me. What, is 'motherfucker' not good enough for him?

Sounds almost like Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

you all lose for not playing. lol.

because he has his quirks. I dunno.

Hard to skim over.

HemlockGrey wrote:That irritates me. What, is 'motherfucker' too good for him?

HemlockGrey wrote:That irritates me. What, is 'motherfucker' not good enough for him?

LOL!

That is not swearing (nor cursing), that is being vulgar.

Swearing: ex.: "I swear to God that I'll kill you in your sleep!"
Cursing: ex.: "Damn you to hell!"
Vulgarities: ex.: "Shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits!"

For vulgarity, do you get bonus points if you fit as many profanities as you can into one sentence?

Not vulgar: Clean your room.
Very vulgar: Fuckin' clean your fuckin' roo- fuckin' -oo- fuckin' -oom- fuckin' -mm!

I say we add a word to the English language even more vulgar than "fuck". It will be even better if it just happens to be a common name.

Bob you, jackass.

I say we add a word to the English language even more vulgar than "fuck". It will be even better if it just happens to be a common name.

Like Jackchick?

Or "Janeway".