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Alien Abduction Test!!

Posted: 2003-01-05 06:30am
by Peregrin Toker
http://www.abduct.com/survey.htm

I got:
6 - 10 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates more similarities in your background than the average person when compared with experiences of other abductees, but you probably have not been abducted.
EDIT: I forgot to include the "21 - 25 Yes answers" option, and I've tried in vain to edit the poll!!! Will any moderator please edit this option in?

Posted: 2003-01-05 06:37am
by Dalton
AAAAH!!! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! SOUND THE PARANOIA ALARMS!

Posted: 2003-01-05 06:44am
by Robert Treder
I "...probably have not been abducted."

Posted: 2003-01-05 07:32am
by A Big Flying Fish
11-15 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates a suspicious number of events in your background commonly experienced by other abductees. You may want to explore the abduction possibility further.

would explain a lot of things

Posted: 2003-01-05 08:31am
by Mr Bean
0-5, You probably have not been abducted.......


Riiight, anyone want to guess the slant of this poll right there, where 1 Yes answear(I take alot of vitamens) means there is still a chance that I have been abducted

Posted: 2003-01-05 12:55pm
by jaeger115
0-5. Never has been abducted. :?

Posted: 2003-01-05 12:59pm
by God Emperor
I got 6-10, on the low end, only 6 yes.

6 - 10 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates more similarities in your background than the average person when compared with experiences of other abductees, but you probably have not been abducted.

I wonder what the chance is I did get abducted?

Posted: 2003-01-05 01:07pm
by ArmorPierce
0 - 5 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates very few similarities with experiences of known abductees. You probably have not been abducted.

silly website, tried to stop me from copying it

Posted: 2003-01-05 01:18pm
by InnerBrat
Well, who hasn't woken up with unexplained bruises all over them?

Posted: 2003-01-05 01:20pm
by ArmorPierce
Lemme guess, you got the 11-15. Tsk-tsk, trying to rationalise it.

Posted: 2003-01-05 01:23pm
by Andrew J.
Nada. Goose egg. Zero.

Posted: 2003-01-05 01:24pm
by InnerBrat
OK, I've either been abducted or I'm ever so slightly paranoid. Waht do you think is most likely?

Posted: 2003-01-05 01:27pm
by Dark Primus
innerbrat wrote:Well, who hasn't woken up with unexplained bruises all over them?
Small small wounds, well I wouldn't exactly call them wounds more like small marks on the skin that annoys some times they appear and disappear on the forehead. No big deal, probably have been scratching myself in the sleep or something.

Posted: 2003-01-05 01:31pm
by EmperorMing
If they ever did abduct me, they would throw me back and smack the dude in charge for not using the right bait... :twisted:

Posted: 2003-01-05 01:44pm
by Tosho
I answered 5 questions yes

Posted: 2003-01-05 01:58pm
by ArmorPierce
innerbrat wrote:OK, I've either been abducted or I'm ever so slightly paranoid. Waht do you think is most likely?
Don't worry, you're just slightly over paranoid. :P

Posted: 2003-01-05 02:05pm
by aerius
Nosebleeds? Unexplained bruising? Gimme a break, even with that I scored a 5. Never been abducted, and with the lead lining in my house they can't pick up my brainwaves so there's no way they can find and abduct me. Stupid aliens. :D

Posted: 2003-01-05 02:23pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Abduction Survey wrote:11-15 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates a suspicious number of events in your background commonly experienced by other abductees. You may want to explore the abduction possibility further.
Lucky 13!
W00T W00T!!

Posted: 2003-01-05 04:12pm
by Darth Yoshi
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Abduction Survey wrote:11-15 "Yes" answers: Your score indicates a suspicious number of events in your background commonly experienced by other abductees. You may want to explore the abduction possibility further.
Lucky 13!
W00T W00T!!
Yeah. That's nice.

I got 2.

Posted: 2003-01-05 04:40pm
by Zaia
Woohooo!! I got 17!!!

"Your score indicates many events in your background commonly experienced by other abductees. There is a good probability you have been abducted and you may want to explore this possibility further--if you haven't begun to do so already." (Stupid site wouldn't let me copy this blasted description--I had to type it myself! It actually had a little copyright thing pop up! Durrr. Who'd want to steal from the alien website?!)

This number isn't entirely accurate, though... Like, I just couldn't help but put 'yes' for the 'Have x-rays or other procedures revealed unexplainable foreign objects lodged in your body?' question. "Yes, Doctor, I could explain it if I had to--you see, my boyfriend was in from out of town, and we wanted to spice things up, so--oh, I just can't, it's too embarrassing! Just chalk it up to aliens, ok?" :D

Posted: 2003-01-05 05:20pm
by Jadeite
I only answered 2 yes.