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Completely Useless Things You Wish You Had

Posted: 2003-01-06 10:38am
by Lagmonster
Like the title says; everyone has some thing that they wish they could have that, really, serves no purpose other than to make them happy they have it. Let's hear them!

The whole thread, for me, is an excuse to post these (hope the links work):

http://www.swords-online.com/data/shop/ ... _large.jpg

http://www.swords-online.com/website/na ... &sort=type

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/10244. ... l_computer

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/17451.asp?promo=search

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/10321.asp?promo=search

http://www.hammacher.com/publish/10319.asp?promo=search

Re: Completely Useless Things You Wish You Had

Posted: 2003-01-06 10:53am
by Rob Wilson
Lagmonster wrote:Like the title says; everyone has some thing that they wish they could have that, really, serves no purpose other than to make them happy they have it. Let's hear them!
Pah, I already have the ultimate useless item (Cuddles, why are you pointing between my legs?). I have the extractor fan, with power-assisted vents. On your normal extractor fan, pulling the cord opens the vents and switches on the fan, but not mine, oh no. Pulling the cord leads to the slow build-up of the fan, then, as it reaches a high pitched crescendo the vents slowly - oh so slowly - and majestically start to open. When you pull the cord to switch it off, the fan slows to a standstill and 20 seconds later the vents slowly - oh so slowly - and majestically start to close. As useless toys go, this one is hard to beat (Cuddles will you stop pointing between my legs.)
:D

Posted: 2003-01-06 10:56am
by Tsyroc
You kidding. I bet most of my "disposable income" is blown on completely useless things. I have an 8 lbs replica of Thor's Hammer from the Marvel Comic. I also have a life sized replica of Captain America's sheild and I have cheap copy of The One Ring on a chain from LOTR. :D

Of course, then we could go into all of the action figures and other types of dust collectors I have around my house, displayed and stored. :D


The hover scooter looks like great fun. :shock: The price though. Yikes.

I get several mostly sword catalogs (where I got the stuff mentioned above) but have managed to talk myself out of buying any so far.

The hovercraft is also cool. It reminds me of another thing I've ocassionally gotten catalogs for. It's about the same size but it's a six wheeled amphibious vehicle.

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:00am
by Lagmonster
My sources of joy in the above cases was 'The Hammacher Collection', which is the worlds answer to guys with a lot of money. They used to sell electric socks, and I have two pair. The other was 'Swords Online' which not only sell exacting replicas of most every movie sword ever (including Blade, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Highlander, and Dracula), but also really cool sets of armor and other fantasy and fiction trinkets, like the above-linked sword from Final Fantasy 7.

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:13am
by Rob Wilson
Tsyroc wrote:You kidding. I bet most of my "disposable income" is blown on completely useless things. I have an 8 lbs replica of Thor's Hammer from the Marvel Comic. I also have a life sized replica of Captain America's sheild and I have cheap copy of The One Ring on a chain from LOTR. :D
Somewhere in this house I have the Captain Britain Sceptre (from his first incarnation) my uncle made for me when I was younger
Tsyroc wrote:Of course, then we could go into all of the action figures and other types of dust collectors I have around my house, displayed and stored. :D
I don't have as many as I used to have, but I do have a Dark Rider, Shenlong Gundam, Leo Gundum, Sandrock Gundam, Cave Troll and (when he arrives) an electric sauron around the Computer monitor.
Tsyroc wrote:The hovercraft is also cool. It reminds me of another thing I've ocassionally gotten catalogs for. It's about the same size but it's a six wheeled amphibious vehicle.
Bobcat?

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:22am
by Tsyroc
Rob Wilson wrote: Somewhere in this house I have the Captain Britain Sceptre (from his first incarnation) my uncle made for me when I was younger
That was the best version of Captain Britain anyway. The later one was okay but the first one was cooler.
Rob Wilson wrote: I don't have as many as I used to have, but I do have a Dark Rider, Shenlong Gundam, Leo Gundum, Sandrock Gundam, Cave Troll and (when he arrives) an electric sauron around the Computer monitor.
I keep trying not to buy any more but they keep improving the scultping and targeting "collectors" ie adults who don't plan on playing with them. Probably the one that makes the most sense is my Frazetta "Death Dealer" figure since it really is just a plastic statue. I have a lot of Godzilla stuff around the house as well as figures from movies and comics I like. The most recent is a poseable figure from the upcoming Hulk movie.
Rob Wilson wrote: Bobcat?
That might have been it but I always think of the little front loader when I think of a Bobcat.

One Word...

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:24am
by pezcollectorguy
PEZ

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:27am
by Kuja
Rob Wilson wrote: I don't have as many as I used to have, but I do have a Dark Rider, Shenlong Gundam, Leo Gundum, Sandrock Gundam, Cave Troll and (when he arrives) an electric sauron around the Computer monitor.
Rrrrrgh. What the fuck happened to the Zeong figure? I had no money when it came out, and now I can't find it anywhere. :evil:

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:39am
by Rob Wilson
Tsyroc wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: Somewhere in this house I have the Captain Britain Sceptre (from his first incarnation) my uncle made for me when I was younger
That was the best version of Captain Britain anyway. The later one was okay but the first one was cooler.
But the later version brought us the FURY! and opal Luna Saturnyne and a proper Kitty Pryde. PLus it's who my TGOD charater was based on. :P

Mind you, the old ne did give us the Hurricane, and the premise for the Black Knight (Avenger fans now know who to blame :D ).
Rob Wilson wrote: I don't have as many as I used to have, but I do have a Dark Rider, Shenlong Gundam, Leo Gundum, Sandrock Gundam, Cave Troll and (when he arrives) an electric sauron around the Computer monitor.
Tsyroc wrote:I keep trying not to buy any more but they keep improving the scultping and targeting "collectors" ie adults who don't plan on playing with them. Probably the one that makes the most sense is my Frazetta "Death Dealer" figure since it really is just a plastic statue. I have a lot of Godzilla stuff around the house as well as figures from movies and comics I like. The most recent is a poseable figure from the upcoming Hulk movie.
I like my Articulation. But, oh the detail, on some off them. I couldn't stand transformer RID but the toy were sublime (especially God Fire Convoy). And the LOTR figures are among the best mix of articulation and sculpture yet.

Speaking of sculpture, I have the Argonath bookends and I compareed them to the Production drawings for the ones in the film, they are an exact match. Excellent!
Rob Wilson wrote: Bobcat?
Tsyroc wrote:That might have been it but I always think of the little front loader when I think of a Bobcat.
http://www.army.mod.uk/equipment/muv/muv_atmp.htm

Used to be called a Bobcat in the British Army.

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:44am
by Rob Wilson
IG-88E wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote: I don't have as many as I used to have, but I do have a Dark Rider, Shenlong Gundam, Leo Gundum, Sandrock Gundam, Cave Troll and (when he arrives) an electric sauron around the Computer monitor.
Rrrrrgh. What the fuck happened to the Zeong figure? I had no money when it came out, and now I can't find it anywhere. :evil:
I have an Alex, and finally got a Sandrock a few days ago (in Geneva of all places) but I'm afraid I don't know what a Zeong is.

Re: One Word...

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:44am
by Rob Wilson
pezcollectorguy wrote:PEZ
Three words. What's a Pez? :D

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:46am
by Kuja
Rob Wilson wrote:I have an Alex, and finally got a Sandrock a few days ago (in Geneva of all places) but I'm afraid I don't know what a Zeong is.
It's Char's MS at the end of the first Gundam series. Fucking awesome.

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:49am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
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These are Pez.

Posted: 2003-01-06 11:51am
by Ghost Rider
Well those are technically Pez Dispensers.

Pez is basically hard colored suger death treats...that you get out of these things head...I keep a DV and Yoda one on me at all times(plus my Toys R us actually sells the stuff with regularity)

Posted: 2003-01-06 12:16pm
by Rob Wilson
Weird, little heads on sticks. I take it they spew out sweets. Who wants a sweet vomited by a cartoon character? :P

Back on track!

Posted: 2003-01-06 12:48pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n

Posted: 2003-01-06 12:53pm
by Tsyroc
Nice railgun. I like the street sign too "Frager Rd". :)

Re: Back on track!

Posted: 2003-01-06 12:54pm
by Rob Wilson
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:I want this:
http://home.attbi.com/~david_harr/dragonrail1.html
I love the description on this page
http://home.attbi.com/~david_harr/dragonrail3.html

:D

Posted: 2003-01-06 01:09pm
by TrailerParkJawa
I once saw a really cool pair of binoculars at West Marine products a few years back. They were a thousand dollars, so that they qualify as something I would buy if I had extra money. Although binoculars not really useless.

Posted: 2003-01-06 01:38pm
by Anarchist Bunny
I looked on swords-online.com for my all time favorite sword, the falchion(slender design version, made for piercing chainmail).

Didn't find one, but I did find, and fall in love with, this.
http://www.swords-online.com/data/shop/ ... _large.jpg

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This is the best pic of a falchion that I could find, but I like a straighter back that curves into a point.

Posted: 2003-01-06 01:56pm
by Rob Wilson
anarchistbunny wrote:I looked on swords-online.com for my all time favorite sword, the falchion(slender design version, made for piercing chainmail).


This is the best pic of a falchion that I could find, but I like a straighter back that curves into a point.
Like the one in this?
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Or this
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or on it's own
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Posted: 2003-01-06 02:03pm
by The Yosemite Bear
I have the stuff that dreams are made of.

Yup, film noir fans I own an actual replica of the Movie prop from the Maltese Falcon.

Other props that I own: a TOS Phasor I, a Dr. Who Scarf (Ok, that's impracticle but not useless).

Posted: 2003-01-06 02:44pm
by InnerBrat
I wanna Bouncing Tigger...

Posted: 2003-01-06 02:51pm
by Cal Wright
XBox

Posted: 2003-01-06 02:55pm
by His Divine Shadow
I want one of the actual ISD1 and ISD2 models used in the original movies.