Tell A Story Mk IV: The New Bible

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Tell A Story Mk IV: The New Bible

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That's right, kids, it's time to re-write the Bible!

Segagenesis I:I In the Beginning, God was bored, and the Earth was stinky, and there wast no beer.
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Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:That's right, kids, it's time to re-write the Bible!

Segagenesis I:I In the Beginning, God was bored, and the Earth was stinky, and there wast no beer.
So god said, let there be football and Star Wars. And it was good.
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And then one of his rebellious angels, named...
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And the Lord said, "Lo, though there may be Football, there is not yet girls in short skirts to dance enthusiastically between plays." And so He created cheerleaders, and He saw that that, too, was good.
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Segagenesis 1:3 And the Lord spake unto them that was witness, saying, "Lo, mind thou that each post is listed by the Book, by the Chapter, and by the Verse -- yea, that each doth contain some weird usage of Italics, and that thou dost useth thine Elizabethan Englishe, yea verily. Or wouldst thou that I should smite thee?"
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SeraGenesis: 1:4 Suddenly Straha became an omipotent being, and he smoted Raoul Duke, Jr.
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Segagenesis 1:5: Yea, woe unto him that smiteth the One Who Goeth Before With One Bourbon, One Scotch And One Beer,
5, For unto him shall I deliver the Large Bacon and Pepperoni Deep Dish which he hath not sought,
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