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Whats probly going to be replacing Firefly, Man Versus Beast.

The first two are just stupid, (a sprinter vs a giraffe in a race and a world campion eater vs a bear in an eating contest)

But the third one that is sure to piss someone off is, 50 Midgets vs An elephant in seeing who can pull a airplane the farthest.

FUCK FOX!

Oh. My. Fucking. God.

I thought they couldn't sink any lower after "Joe Millionaire". Now they've hid bedrock, and are heading for the mantle.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Oh. My. Fucking. God.

I thought they couldn't sink any lower after "Joe Millionaire". Now they've hid bedrock, and are heading for the mantle.

Joe Millionaire was the mantle.

-gathers the armies of the world-

The Reckoning is at hand!

FORWARD THE REVOLUTION!

*Carpet bombs the FOX building with napalm*
I never watch american channels.
Now i know why.

Did some producer just wipe his ass and present that as a proposal? This makes Joe Millionaire look like Masterpiece Theatre.

Your shitting us right???
Come on , no one would green light such utter tripe would they?????
Christ I'm glad I cancelled my cable service...

ROFL!

America has just bitchslapped Britain and Denmark in making shitty television.

Encore!

I only watch who's line. now I know why.

I think they've hit the core by now...

I had stopped watching Fox many moons ago, and I haven't looked back since.

Fox to me equals something that shows the Simpsons on Sundays and weekdays. Other than that, I deny it's existance.

Just remember folks: quality programming like this is leaking out into space and may one day be discovered by alien beings who judge whether a civilizationn deserves to live or die based on the quality of its radio-based entertainment.

Please they'd probably flee in hopes not be infected with whatever we have.

wow...at least I know I'm not missing anything.

*shudder* I sense a great disturbance in the force, as if millions of voices were crying out in pain...

anarchistbunny wrote:...and a world campion eater vs a bear in an eating contest

Poor bear, I can't imagine that eating a man full of hot dogs and pie would be very healthy

Why don't they just reinstitute gladitorial games and be done with it? It would have more entertainment value, and the hideous violence would be offset by the loss of absymal stupidity.

Sokar wrote:Your shitting us right???
Come on , no one would green light such utter tripe would they

You seem to be forgetting that these people are studio execs.

They can hardly be considered human

Yet again it seems that the gene-pool needs rechlorinated....mostly with chlorine gas....

Keevan_Colton wrote:Yet again it seems that the gene-pool needs rechlorinated....mostly with chlorine gas....

Actually I'd say those studio execs shouldn't even be considered human. More like viruses or something.


EDIT: Whoops, the human race is made up of viruses, silly me. I retract my previous statement.

Shinova wrote:

Keevan_Colton wrote:Yet again it seems that the gene-pool needs rechlorinated....mostly with chlorine gas....

Actually I'd say those studio execs shouldn't even be considered human. More like viruses or something.

*breaks out the anti-bacterial spray, rubber gloves and bleach*

anarchistbunny wrote:But the third one that is sure to piss someone off is, 50 Midgets vs An elephant in seeing who can pull a airplane the farthest.

Um...

Why midgets?

Battle of the Circus Attractions?

Keevan_Colton wrote:Battle of the Circus Attractions?

You might actually be on to something there. We should come up with the most insane idea for a show, pitch it to Fox, and then use the $$$ to start our own cable network.

Okay here goes...

We have in here a pit of ill tempered cats

And in this corner a cage filled with roosters trained to fight to the death.

"Cock vs Pussy WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!"

Drewcifer wrote:

Keevan_Colton wrote:Battle of the Circus Attractions?

You might actually be on to something there. We should come up with the most insane idea for a show, pitch it to Fox, and then use the $$$ to start our own cable network.

Ever hear Bill Hick's routine about pitching a show to the networks?

"So they went, 'will there be titty?' I said "Um...sure." boom, a cheque falls in my lap....I'm a producer now..."