Mary Sue in Dalek Land (a short, short story)

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2005-04-07 09:56pm

The Dalek Supreme Council met in great room. They flanked the huge emperor Dalek who was permenently tied into the chamber's massive computer banks that kept constantly abreast of the huge Dalek Empire. The casings were a magnificent black and gold. This was the heart of the Dalek Empire, these were the masters of the master race.

The door slid open. A dalek entered. It's chassis was blue-gray, the bumps on it black. The shell was scuffed, not polished. It's plunger shaped gripped was worn from use and the metal on his egg beater like gun was discolored. Their was a ding on the eye stock protruding from the top of his dome.

"Report," commanded the Emperor Dalek in a harsh mechanical voice that gratted on the ears.

"I obey," said the humble dalek in a nearly indentical voice. "I have exterminated the Doctor and have seized his TARDIS. I have his body as proof. In the process, I have discovered the secret location of the last Thal base. I have also invented a new weapon, the Omega bomb, which will enable us to exterminate all of our enemies."

Their was silence. Then the Emperor Dalek spoke again. "You have one a great victory. You must lead the daleks in exterminating the lesser races. I abdicate my position. You are now the Dalek Emperor. Lead us to exterminate all enemies of the daleks!"

All the daleks chorused: "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!"

A buzz interrupted the gray dalek. The virtual reality equipment he had been using abruptly shut off. A gratting dalek voice spoke. "Report to section A-3 and process the new prisoners for use in the mines."

The gray dalek responeded sadly. "I obey."

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-04-07 11:56pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*

hehehe... that's utterly awesome.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2005-04-08 12:36am

Thank you for your kind words. It was just something I thought up earlier this morning as I pondered "what do daleks do for recreation?"

Crossroads Inc. · Post by **Crossroads Inc.** » 2005-04-08 12:49am

That was AWSOME!!!

Seriously, as a Dalek loving Whovian, that was really really awsome

Post by **NecronLord** » 2005-04-08 03:02am

Such initiative. I don't know about Emperor, but Supreme Controller at the least.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-04-08 04:49pm

NecronLord wrote:Such initiative. I don't know about Emperor, but Supreme Controller at the least.

It's a Mary Sue. Trust me. It was appropriate.

ZShade · Post by **ZShade** » 2005-04-08 08:47pm

Awww, poor grey Dalek.

Cute story.