Short new poem.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-05-10 03:58am

Arrogant and vile.
Pig headed and single mind.
Label me like a good little file.
This is me defined.

I live through my power.
Like a lord of the land.
Commanding from my tower.
When I truly belong in the sand.

Really I am flawed.
My whole existence cracked.
My once great kingdom of awe.
Is now a historical fact.

I wrote this when I was in a really bad mood.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-05-10 04:06am

Kind of deep. I think it'd apply to a lot of historical people (read: despots).

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2005-05-10 11:05am

My contribution:

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Your poem is shit,
your attitude too.

Just kidding Gandalf. I couldn't resist.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-05-10 11:58am

Your poem's pretty small, Rob. Kinda poetic, dontcha think?

No wonder people short-change you a lot, Walper

Just kidding

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-05-10 09:07pm

*Kicks Walper.* I'm no longer that bummed out.

Thanks for the reviews though.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-05-11 10:29am

*punches Gandalf*

Get back to work on The Priest man. And stop hitting yourself *punches Gandalf* Stop hitting yourself *punches Gandalf* Stop hitting yourself *punches Gandalf*

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2005-05-11 10:38am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:*punches Gandalf*

Get back to work on The Priest man. And stop hitting yourself *punches Gandalf* Stop hitting yourself *punches Gandalf* Stop hitting yourself *punches Gandalf*

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Shroom beat on Gandalf,
too good to be true!

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-05-11 10:41am

You can't rhyme for shit

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2005-05-11 10:43am

Shroom Man 777 wrote:

You can't rhyme for shit

Pfft! Quiet you! If I wanted any lip from you, I'd rattle my zipper.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-05-11 10:47am

Implying that I'm hungry for one of 'em tiny vienna sausage things, eh?

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2005-05-11 12:56pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Implying that I'm hungry for one of 'em tiny vienna sausage things, eh?

Shroom Shroom, that hilarious nerd. Makes an insult, I flip him the bird.
Safely behind his computer I say. Insulting those of us far far away.
But do not mistake that I take him to heart. His posts affect me much like a fart.
Smelly and rancid his opinion so far. Bring on the feathers, I'll get the tar!

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-05-11 01:10pm

Robert Walper got small cock
Brain as brainy as a rock
He got witty once, what a shock

Pee-pee as big as weiner
Poor guy can't get boner
Hahaha
Hahaha
I can't hear you Walp, nanananana!

...err...that's all I can think of now

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2005-05-11 01:31pm

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Robert Walper got small cock
Brain as brainy as a rock
He got witty once, what a shock

Pee-pee as big as weiner
Poor guy can't get boner
Hahaha
Hahaha
I can't hear you Walp, nanananana!

...err...that's all I can think of now

A rhyming writer wannabe here. His efforts are lame, shed him a tear!
His style is poor, his skills without gloss. If the gene pool lost him...meh, no big loss.
Surely all viewers cannot be in doubt. This Shroom man I speak, he is quite the big lout!
But pity the creature, his heart is not coal. Let us be grateful he's not a spam troll!
I say we take this poor soul under wing. Even if no label suits him but 'thing'.
Fear not my dear Shroom, of my powerful wit. It's not your fault you're so helpless a twit.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2005-05-11 01:41pm

Walper, you better stop spamming before a Mod decides to bitchslap you and add to your already very descriptive title. Don't make me tell!

Sumbitch!

Hey, try checking my works out too, guys![/shameless plugging]