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Guide to writing good porn ( humor/useful)

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http://macvsog.com/ppfa/writers-guide.htm


Very funny, has good points for normal fanfics also
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EDIT: The guide is hilarious and helpful. Thanks.
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He's got 43 posts. A little too many to break out the poking tank if you ask me.
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Stormbringer wrote:He's got 43 posts. A little too many to break out the poking tank if you ask me.
I writhe corrected.

*Poking tank is obliterated by DM Bolt of Death(TM)*
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So, of those types, what do I write?
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The kind Kelly-sama likes.
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Re: Guide to writing good porn ( humor/useful)

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Andras wrote:http://macvsog.com/ppfa/writers-guide.htm


Very funny, has good points for normal fanfics also
Interesting article. Tends to get muddled here and there in its effort to be funny, but it did indeed have some good points.
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There's no writing like writing that doesn't take itself seriously.
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Damn I finally noticed Verilon joined on 9/11

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Kelly Antilles wrote:So, of those types, what do I write?
I'd say somewhere between erotica and porn, maybe leaning a little more to the porn side.
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