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I wrote:I'm suffering from a bout of writer's block, so it'll be a while before I add to Bad Anime. Fortunately, Kuja's review of Dragon Wars gave me this idea.

CHAPTER 1

EDITED 19MAR2009
The dragon lord roared as he dived towards the windmill. With his blood-red scales, he resembled a wound in the night sky. The townspeople screamed and ran from the terrifying monster as he breathed fire, igniting the particles of flour in the windmill and setting off an explosion that sent the windmill spinning towards heaven.

"You have not paid us dragons the respect we deserve; now you will suffer for your disrespect," the dragon shouted to the panicking townspeople. Flames consumed houses, barns, and crops; tooth and claw tore human bodies into pieces of meat that dyed the ground red. The dragon flew towards the church, where men and women prayed for deliverance from his tyranny.

A teenaged girl stood on the roof of the church. The dragon's mouth opened to breath fire and roast her tender meat.

Wham! The dragon recoiled from the church, feeling the pain from a shattered tooth. "How dare you?"

The girl's knuckles were bloody from the impact. She reached down to grab the sword she planted on the roof. The blade's length was greater than her height, its width was equal to that of her hips, and its weight should've been too great for the girl to bear; a golden dragon formed the guard, a clue to identify the master who crafted the sword, but not to the individual who wielded the weapon, or how she came to its possession. "Yaaaa!"

The dragon breathed fire. The girl reversed her grip on the sword, using the weapon to shield herself from the flames. She landed on the ground and, fighting the heat of the dragon's fire, stepped forwards, towards the dragon.

The dragon paused to catch his breath. "Do you really think you can challenge me?" The girl answered by jumping into the sky and slashing, the light reflected on the arcing blade becoming a second moon.

"Roarrrr!" Blood flowed from a cut on the dragon's forehead, where one of his horns was chopped off. "I'll tear you to pieces!" The dragon clawed at the girl as she fell from the sky, only to have the girl spin the sword and knock away his claws.

The townspeople turned to stare at the girl who dared to fight a dragon. "Where did she get the strength to fight the dragon?" "She must be a demon!" "Demon or angel, she is welcome as long as the dragon is defeated!"

The girl raised her sword and charged towards the dragon. The dragon's tail swept to one side, slamming the girl through a stone wall. Bruises covered the girl's skin as she rose from the shattered stones, only to face a stream of flame.

"Why won't you die?" the dragon demanded as the girl, her clothes on fire, marched towards him.

The girl answered by jumping, the wind extinguishing the flames as the point of her sword reached for the dragon's heart. The dragon flew backwards to dodge the blow; the girl landed, jumped again, and slashed.

The dragon's mouth clamped down on the girl's body; his teeth sank into her flesh. The girl reversed her grip on the sword and stabbed the dragon's left eye, blinding him. "Grrrr!" The dragon refused to release the girl as he soared into the sky; his right talon gripped the girl's right leg and pulled, trying to tear off the limp.

The girl ignored the pain in her leg as she continued to push the sword into the dragon's eye socket, through the bone. The dragon froze in midair as the sword entered his brain; he fell, crushing a house underneath him.

The townspeople hesitantly approached the motionless dragon. "Is he dead?" Then his mouth opened. "Ahhhh!"

The girl braced her arms against the dragon's jaws and pushed, freeing herself. The strength of her will forced her wounds to close; the bruises began to fade. She took a deep breath, pulled the sword out of the dragon's eye socket, marched forward five meters, and slashed. The dragon's heart continued to pump blood to the missing head, painting the girl red. She ignored the blood on her body as she planted her sword into the dragon's neck and raised the dragon's head over her shoulder, the sword a flagpole to a monstrous flag.

"Who are you?" a brave soul asked.

"I am one who hates dragons," the girl answered. And as suddenly and mysteriously as she appeared, she marched out of the town.
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Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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No joy for the dragon, eh? I RLY dig your quasi-cynical approach to things :D

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EDITED 19MAR2009

I originally intended to base the dragonslayer's weapon on that of the mass production Evangelions from The End of Evangelion, with the grip on the opposite side of a blade that extends down to form a hand guard, because I thought it looked cool before it transformed into a knockoff of the Lance of Longinus. Then I remembered there's a REASON why swords from different cultures are similar; the Evangelions' weapons are poorly balanced because of the grip's location, and wielding it against an enemy that won't stand still and let you hit him (as he wields weapons against you) will be a PAIN in the ASS.
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Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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I wrote:Another writer's block is preventing me from advancing the plots of Bad Anime and Gobots: Storm of Steel (originally posted as Machine Robo: Storm of Steel here). I started a new story to keep myself busy as I wait for the block to dissolve. Unlike the previous story, this one is being written in segments.

EDITED 19MAR2009: I changed several details about the witch-gunners, including Freia's rank and the spelling of her name (originally "Witch-Lieutenant Freya"). The witches' names are based on female characters in Wagner's operas.
The sound of beating wings thundered as they carried darkness, death, and destruction towards the village; cruel laughter joined them as the gargoyles returned to burn, kill, ravage, and loot to their hearts' content. The villagers who were unable to find sanctuary-- in faraway lands; in Baron-Foreman Wilhelm's iron keep-factory; or braving wolves and bears in the relative safety of the forest-- bit their lips to silence cries of despair as they hid, clutching crude weapons or religious symbols.

Maria imagined feeling the lingering warmth of her father's hand as she gripped the knife he thrust between a gargoyle's shoulder blades, allowing her to flee from the devil's clutches-- the same knife the gargoyle used to behead her father, avenging the flesh wound he inflicted. A boy, his hands around the pitchfork towering over him, half-kneeled before her-- Cousin Johann, determined to protect the women hiding in the pit behind him, and fulfill the duty his father gave him.

The straw covering their hiding place, which Johann's father placed before he left to meet or flee his fate, muffled the sound of falling thatch as a gargoyle crashed through the roof; it didn't deaden the tremors Maria felt as the devil walked about the farmhouse. Maria heard or thought she heard sniffing, followed by laughter; then a roar accompanied a blood-red light and the smell of smoke.

"Gasp!" Priscilla, Johann's mother, quickly covered her mouth; it was too late. The laughter became louder as the devil waited to see what would kill the humans first: the fire, the suffocating smoke, or the gargoyle himself when the humans burst from their hiding place.

Johann, choosing to risk the latter, charged; the pitchfork reached for the gargoyle's belly. A slashing talon sent the crude weapon flying from the boy's hands; a second slammed him against the floor. "Ah!"

"Johann! Ahhhh!"

The boy saw the hem of a woman's skirt above him; his head turned to see Priscilla's throat in the gargoyle's grip. "Release... Argh!" He struggled to rise to his feet, only to cry again as blood shot forth from deep cuts on his chest.

'Father, I pray you, lend me strength and courage.' Maria drew the knife and...

Rat-at-at! Rat-at-at! "Howllll!"

"Ah!" Maria found herself on the floor, having tripped over a severed limp-- the talon that gripped her aunt's throat. 'My knife!' The weapon lay on the floor, between the gargoyle's legs.

The gargoyle's attention turned to the hole in the roof-- the humans' turned in the same direction-- to see a shadowy figure on a winged staff, a machine pistol in a gloved hand. "Who dares?!"

The figure wore a pointy hat with a wide brim, and a dark cloak that hid the silhouette, but Maria sensed the figure was a woman-- a scandalous woman whose every breath step sent forth lust and seduction. She glanced at the gargoyle she literally disarmed, and then rocketed out of sight; beastly howls of pain quickly overwhelmed the humans' cries of pain and screams of terror.

Being ignored apparently enraged the gargoyle more so than the wounds. "You will pay in blood and agony for...!" He scanned the farmhouse, seeking a weapon; then he caught Maria's knife between his teeth. Despite the loss of both arms-- or because of it-- he leapt through the roof, the seized weapon reaching for his enemy's back. Boom!

Maria used the distraction to get up. "Johann!"

"Mother!" Despite his injuries, Johann's first concern was to the prostrate woman lying before him. She was alive, but in shock; the rise and fall of her chest was the only life sign.

Maria glanced at her cousin's injuries. "I'll carry her. Can you move under your own strength?" Johann answered her with a nod; the pain made it near impossible to breathe, let alone speak. Maria reached under Priscilla's armpits and dragged her aunt out of the burning house; once the older woman was a safe distance away, Maria stepped forwards to help her cousin, only to see the boy running.

"Ahhhh!" Johann collapsed before his mother, his body twisted by pain. One hand covered his chest-- he felt blood rush between his fingers-- the other reached for Priscilla's wrist.

Maria knelt between her cousin and her aunt, and checked Priscilla's pulse-- faint but steady. "She lives." She watched Johann smile in relief, and returned the expression.

Then the boy's eyes widened at something behind his cousin; thinking it was another devil, Maria's head turned to see... "Lord of Valhalla!"

Dead gargoyles littered the town, their blood painting the ground black. Some formed dotted lines, suggesting a single blow from a powerful weapon killed them all. 'Who is she? A witch-gunner?' the child and near child thought of the gunfighter who flew overhead.

The young woman tore strips of cloth from her skirt; as she bandaged her cousin, she saw Johann's lips move, and lowered her head to hear him whisper, "Weapon." Risking death to prevent that of her family, Maria ran into the house to retrieve the pitchfork; when she returned, Johann had risen to his knees, an incredible feat of physical and mental strength.

Maria returned to place the weapon in her cousin's hands. "Our fathers are proud of you." Johann smiled as he used the pitchfork as a crutch. "I want to help the one who saved us from the gargoyles. Can you stay and protect Aunt Priscilla?" A nod answered her. "Thank you." Searching for a weapon, Maria saw the gargoyle whose talons were shot off; another burst nearly beheaded the devil, leaving little more than the jaws still locked around the handle of Maria's knife. The young woman freed the weapon and, gripping it, raced towards the sound of battle.

A stream of blood led Maria, her skirt torn and her legs free, to... "Ah!" She tripped over another headless gargoyle, and looked up and into a machine pistol's burning red muzzle. "Wait!" She released her knife and raised her hands. "I mean you no harm."

Golden eyes burned in the shadow of the gunfighter's hat, the pistol in her left hand targeting Maria, the pistol in her right targeting a dying gargoyle in the opposite direction. A golden serpent-- 'No, it's electrum,' Maria noted, recognizing a natural alloy of gold and silver-- was coiled around the gun barrel. 'It moved!' The inlaid decoration writhed to better see the young woman.

Then the gunfighter lowered the pistol that targeted Maria, into a wooden holster at her left hip. Silence fell; the battle was over. "Have you ever tasted battle?" she asked while reloading the pistol in her right hand; her left wrist twisted to remove the empty magazine and insert one with 20 rounds of ammunition.

"What...? I mean yes; my father died in a previous gargoyle attack."

The gunfighter lowered the weapon her right-side holster, drew the second pistol one again, reloaded the weapon, and then returned it to the left-side holster. "But this is the first time you bore arms against an enemy?"

Pain gripped Maria's heart; remorse tightened its grip on the young woman. 'If I was stronger or braver, would Father remain among the living?' "Yes."

"Never approach a warrior from behind; the warrior's first thought will be, 'The enemy is attacking from the rear!' and you will die."

"But...!"

"Death can come in within the split-second it takes to ask, 'Who goes there?' Now, am I correct in assuming you're a resident of this county?" A second rifle landed on the witch's right, its wings folding into a bipod.

Maria rose to her feet; now she could see the gunfighter more clearly. Dark armor protected the gunfighter from throat to groin, outlining a figure the young woman thought was natural. 'She looks so beautiful, so young and so old! Is it true the gods grant witches eternal youth?' "Yes."

"Good. I am Witch-Captain Freia. At Baron-Foreman Wilhelm's request, Duke-Supervisor Friedrich summoned my partner and me to deal with the gargoyle clan now challenging his and the Baron-Foreman's authority. I have questions I want you to answer them truthfully, so I may better complete my mission." A rifle whose length was greater than her height-- a weapon so powerful, it could send a single bullet through the stone-hard flesh and bone of a dozen gargoyles, killing them all-- rested on the ground behind the witch. Freia picked up the knife as she sat upon the rifle, examined Maria's weapon, and then returned it to the young woman.

The weapon resembled a bolt-action rifle designed by Meister Weapons, Limited, made under license by the Baron-Foreman's factory, and wielded by his men-at-arms; but it towered over those rifles as a god towered over a man, and there was magic in its craftsmanship. An electrum band in the form of Jormundgand, the great serpent whose coils encircled the world, encircled the stock and barrel; the muzzle, sending forth smoke and the scent of spent gunpowder, crowned the serpent's head like a horn; the folded wings formed the bipod. "13.2 x 92 mm SR" was stamped on the barrel.

Maria bowed and met the great serpent's eye. "Yes, Milady." She shivered when Jormundgand, its attention now upon the now dead gargoyle, extended a forked tongue to taste the devil's blood.
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Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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I'm getting a 'Claymore, with guns' vibe coming from this. Which is to say Van Helsing, if without the snarky comments. Someone's who's totally a professional about killing. Interesting choice using a Vanir, who, if I remember my norse mythology are the 'lesser' members of their gods, with the Aesir at the top.
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barricade wrote:I'm getting a 'Claymore, with guns' vibe coming from this. Which is to say Van Helsing, if without the snarky comments. Someone's who's totally a professional about killing. Interesting choice using a Vanir, who, if I remember my norse mythology are the 'lesser' members of their gods, with the Aesir at the top.
I admit the manga was a significant influence.

Note that Freia/Freya's role has changed. My original idea was to make the witch-gunners mercenarys who are hired on a case-to-case basis, and paid to fights demons (unlike the claymores, most witch-gunners expect to live long enough to ENJOY spending their money and living the "good life"). I decided to make them commissioned officers in the army, having sworn oaths to their feudal lords; think of them as medieval Special Forces operators.
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Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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Uncle Victor, her father's brother, greeted Maria when the young woman returned to help her cousin and her aunt. "Maria! Thank the Lord of Valhalla, you live!"

The young woman froze when she saw the bandages-- burning blue with magic-- wrapped around her uncle's head. "I am grateful the gods did not..." Then she felt Victor's arms around her. 'He feels like Father.' Maria began to cry as she returned the hug.

Sensing an unasked question, Victor said, "The witch-gunners saved me. I fired the shotgun at the gargoyles-- I doubt the weapon was effective, but I was trying to draw the monsters away from my wife, my son, and you-- and then ran towards the tree line. A gargoyle appeared before me, and brought down its talons; then..."

"The witches likely brought the devils upon us! They consort with evil to gain unnatural abilities-- they cut out their own hearts so that devil's blood may flow through their veins!" The speaker was an older man, whose long white robes-- obviously impractical for anyone who worked at a farm, a field, or a factory-- bore the golden "X" marking a purifier, proponent of the Moral Purity movement.

"Human blood flows through Frank veins, but they kill, maim, and..." Burning pain spread across Maria's face. "Ah!"

"Silence, wench, or I shall deliver the discipline your father apparently..." The purifier felt Johann's fist break his nose, avenging the slap. "Argh!"

"How dare you...!" The boy stopped talking when doing so became too painful; the magic bandages, straining to keep his wounds closed, burned brighter.

"You little beast!" The purifier's own hands closed into fists, but Victor stepped between both parties before more blows were exchanged.

"Please calm down... Mentor Priess. We should not contribute to the pain the devils inflicted upon us." Victor's hesitation was understandable, considering the conflicts between them. Purifiers insisted women must remain indoors and beyond public view, performing childcare and other domestic tasks; laymen insisted a family needed all its members to contribute to their welfare, and women should work if possible, even in "promiscuity-promoting" places like farms and factories.

Priess' fists remained closed as his hands lowered; he knew Johann's father was physically stronger. "Very well, but you are damned if you allow the witches to remain one moment longer." He turned and stomped towards his rectory, shouting, "You are all damned if you do not expel the witches immediately!" He froze when Freia appeared before him, accompanied by a witch whose eyes shined like emeralds.

"If you bear such hatred for us, why do you not force us out? Is your moral purity so weak, you cannot stand against two women?" Silence answered the golden-eyed witch's questions. "Coward." The electrum serpents growled in contempt as the witches, their rifles in hand, walked past the purifier.

Johann bowed to the emerald-eyed witch. "Thank you..." He stopped when the witch put a finger before her lips, the universal gesture for silence.

"Hush; rest and let the bandages do their work." Something about the emerald-eyed witch drew Maria's attention.

'She's... younger than Witch-Captain Freia. I see... innocence in her eyes, as if scenes of bloodshed still shocked her.' Maria noticed the leather holsters at her hips. 'Revolvers?'

The witch's emerald eyes met Maria's. "I am Witch-Ensign Isolde. It appears my partner and I require three to five days' time to complete the mission. Is there a place we may rest until then?"

Silence answered Isolde-- Priess wasn't the first to voice suspicions of a witch-devil relationship-- until Maria said, "My father is-- was a blacksmith. He has-- had a large workshop, where farming implements were made and repaired. It's boarded up now, awaiting another smith to..." She mouthed, "To replace him," words too painful to say aloud.

"Thank you, Dear Maria." The emerald-eyed witch bowed to the young woman, who returned the gesture.
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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I wrote:EDITED 20MAR2009: Minor changes in the details. If you're curious about the name, it belongs to a dragon in Jewish scripture.
Maria noticed the disgust her uncle tried to hide, a familiar sight when he handled the manure used to fertilize the fields, but that scent was conspicuously absent. "May I help you, Dear Uncle?"

"You need not handle pigs' blood." He answered an unasked question with, "The witches' weapons are biomechanical. Their magic binds a live animal's flesh and spirit to metal, giving it unnatural life; the weapons must feed, as we feed."

The young woman recalled Freia's rifle tasting a gargoyle's blood. "I'll deliver the blood, Dear Uncle."

"But...!" The buckets left Victor's hands before the sentence was completed.

Maria entered the workshop to see Freia lying upon her rifle; the witch's arms crossed behind her head, her pistols in hand. 'What discipline allows her to use the weapon as a bed, and not fall off?'

"Good evening, Dear Maria." Isolde's rifle was disassembled, the components lying upon her cape. Maria could see wings with three fingers, which the garment hid-- the wings of an Infant Theli, a scavenger resembling a crow with a snake's head, with venomous fangs in the back of its upper jaw. "Please put one bucket beneath the head of Captain Freia's weapon, and one here," she pointed to her own weapon.

"Yes, Milady." The young women watched the electrum serpents' heads dip into the bucket and begin emptying, their master taking care to not let the guns themselves touch blood.

"I too was orphaned when an inhuman beast-- a dragon-- attacked my hometown. A witch-gunner saved my life; I chose to become one so I may spare others the pain of being orphaned." When Maria's eyes widened in surprise, Isolde added, "Your wonder was upon the surface of your mind, allowing my limited powers to read that thought. No, we didn't consort with beasts to gain our powers; you may safely disregard rumors we'll betray you to the gargoyles."

"Is this too the reason Witch-Captain Freia...?"

"To become a witch is to endure pains beyond death, erase the lines separating us from beasts and monsters, for the strength to fight beasts and monsters," the unmoving Freia said, simultaneously alert and asleep. "If you live long enough, you'll learn this is no great sacrifice, for humans are the cruelest and most destructive of all monsters, especially towards each other."

"Have you...?" Maria didn't need to finish the question.

"Yes. I served Prince-Executor Eduard-- known as the 'Deathly Prince' for his skeleton armor and his prowess in battle-- at Aquitania, Pictavi, and Remi. If the Franks had the gargoyles' strength and abilities, the rivalry between our states would lead them to do as the beasts do; likewise if we had such strength and abilities. Such is life."

Maria's lips parted, and then closed before a word slipped past them; her age bridged childhood and adulthood, but she already saw enough to know the ideal of a world without war, of "the lion shall lay with the lamb," was that of the ignorant, the deluded, and the insane.

"Thank you, Dear Maria." Her weapons cleaned and reassembled, Isolde rose and then exchanged bow with the young woman. "May you spare us a moment tomorrow? We wish to survey the area to better defend it."

"My uncle..." Maria stopped, remembering Victor's injuries. "I'll ask for his permission." The women exchanged bows again; then Isolde slept upon her rifle, the electrum serpents on her revolvers-- 'Sturm & Gewehr', '10.9 x 32.8 mm R', she read the markings on the gun barrels-- feeding from the other bucket.
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Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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"Has the Master of All Frauds stolen your mind or your sanity?" answered Maria when she told her uncle of her plans.

"But the gargoyles..."

"The medicine may be deadlier than the venom it's meant to cure."

"Does it matter if the venom brings the Lady of Death, or the medicine?"

A now conscious Priscilla, remembering her childhood history lessons, began, "Humans are..."

"The cruelest and most destructive of all monsters, especially towards each other," the golden-eyed witch finished.

"Gasp!" Priscilla clutched her heart to calm its thundering beats. 'How...?'

'Can she teleport? Become invisible? Enchant my eyes or my mind so I won't see her until she's within arm's reach?' Victor wondered when Freia appeared behind Maria, who calmly turned and began to bow.

"Spare the gesture," the witch said, stopping the young woman. "Speed is life."

Johann looked and felt awkward, having stopped in the middle of a bow. "Do you need any provisions? We've not much, but," he turned to his father, "we may spare a day's meal, yes?"

"Thank you, but that won't be necessary." Freia turned to the door. Maria understood, and-- noting the witch left through the backdoor, out of the neighbors' view-- followed Freia out her uncle's now empty stables.

"Will Witch-Lieutenant...?"

"Isolde will remain here to defend the farming community as we survey the area." Freia released her rifle; instead of hitting onto the ground, Jormundgand spread its wings, suspending the weapon above the ground. The witch took off her cloak and handed it to Maria, along with a facemask. "Put them on. The mask will allow you to breathe at high altitudes." She watched the young woman comply; then Freia straddled the gun barrel. "Sit in front of the bolt assembly, so you won't interfere with the action. Put your arms around my waist."

Maria nodded and then complied, her arms encircling... "Gasp!" Jormundgand carried its passengers towards the heavens, with a speed an arrow would envy. The young woman quickly found herself kilometers above the ground; trees now resembled blades of grass, rivers and lakes now drops spilled from a heavenly cup, mountains and hills now rocks and pebbles. 'Incredible!'

'From which direction do the gargoyles attack?'

Maria was shocked; the voice in her head was not her own.

'Just as I read your mind, so may I insert thoughts into your mind,' Freia explained. 'No, you will not become a witch's puppet; I cannot make you believe the inserted thoughts are your own. From...?'

The young woman pointed at a plume of smoke rising, as if on wings, from a mountain-- an extinct volcano. 'Surt's Helm.' Smaller peaks flanked the mountain, reminding Maria of ancient tombs, guarded by statues with horned helmets-- appropriate headgear for the fire giant king who'd challenge the gods at the world's end.

'The smoke conceals the gargoyles when they fly near the mountain. It's poisonous; but gargoyles can resist, for days, poisons that'll kill a human in minutes. They must believe it a good base of operations.'

Aurochs-- giant oxen of fierce and indomitable natures-- roamed around the mountain, eating plants hardy enough to resist poison. 'Why...?'

'The gargoyles were once lords over this land and all its beasts. Their raids are motivated by pride and indignation, not hunger and starvation.' As the winged rifle approached the mountain, Freia added, 'Remain calm; the mask will protect you from the airborne poisons.'

'But what protects you?' Maria's question was unanswered; it was forgotten when she noticed the cloak changing colors like a chameleon. As they dove, red lights became visible, and then invisible again as the smoke consumed them. 'Campfires? Forges! The devils have enslaved blacksmiths?'

'No human hand works at the forges. Remember, the gargoyles were once lords; they know how to make bronze weapons and armor, though flight is near impossible when they must bear arms and armor.'

Boom! Jormundgand rolled to let darkness and death sprint past the women's heads.

'They can cast cannons. Interesting.' Freia's calm reaction was an inverse of Maria's, who nearly panicked when a gargoyle squad-- their approach covered by the cannon's thunder-- attacked. She drew both pistols, using one to parry the bronze daggers in a gargoyle's talon, the second to shoot the devil, and then reusing this technique against another gargoyle.

The third gargoyle slashed at Freia, who blocked the dagger in his right talon, only for the devil's left talon to cover the ejection port, trapping the weapon and the hand wielding it. "Growl!" 'Now!' Maria imagined the gargoyle saying. The fourth dashed forwards, his dagger reaching for Freia's throat; the fifth dashed towards the witch's left side, his weapon for her jugular vein.

'Duck!' With this command, the serpent reared from the pistol and bit the third gargoyle's talon, loosening the howling devil's grip. Freia rolled off the rifle's side, towards the gargoyle.

"Gasp!" Maria felt the Lady of Death's caress, the bronze daggers missing her by millimeters, as Jormundgand dived. Her head turned to see an inverted Freia crown the third gargoyle. Maria heard the machine pistol fire a three-round burst; then Freia, completing her cartwheel, simultaneously shot the fourth and fifth. The Infant Theli wings spread, suspending a now upright witch in midair as three headless gargoyles fell.

"Roar!" A sixth gargoyle dashed before Jormundgand, ignoring or failing to see the cloaked Maria. The young woman drew the knife; her arm extended towards a leathery wing, letting the devil tear his wing upon the knife point. "Howl!" No longer able to fly, the gargoyle fell to his death.

'Well done. Now keep your eyes open as I lure the beasts away from you. I'll question you later.' Flames shot from Freia's boots-- rockets to let her climb, as she lacked the muscles to beat her wings and fly instead of glide-- while Jormundgand continued its descent.

Maria's eyes searched for the cannon that shot at her. She found it and its brothers on wooden sleds, many of which were yoked to aurochs teams. Gargoyles with spears-- 'Ogres,' she corrected, noting the devils were wingless-- jabbed the aurochs' hindquarters, urging the beasts forward. The aurochs, bellowing in anger, tried to shake off the heavy yokes; then a team succeeded.

"Growl!" "Roar!" "Howllll!" The ogres struggled to subdue the loose aurochs, a near impossible task when the beasts were enraged. Horns and hooves gored and crushed stony flesh and bone, crippling and killing a dozen ogres before the aurochs were finally killed.

Then Jormundgand turned away from the mountain. 'Find Isolde and tell her what you saw. Ignite blue beacons to warn the Baron-Foreman and the Duke-Executor, and then evacuate the town. I will meet you when my task is done.'

'But...!' The "Rat-at-at!" of Freia's machine pistols were fading; then Maria was deaf to the sound of battle. 'One against... How many gargoyles and ogres are there? One for every soldier in the Baron-Foreman's platoon? In the Countess-Supervisor's company? The Marquis-Superintendent's battalion?'
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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