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(SWRPG inspired) Jaden Korr and the Great Kuati telbun Caper

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Jaden Korr and the Great Kuati telbun Caper
Dramatis Personae
  • Jaden Korr: Female (Rutian) Twi'lek Jedi Knight from Courscant.
  • Jan Ors: Female Human Agent from Alderaan.
  • Shannon Voorson: Female Human Agent from Kuat.
  • Neela Maris: Female Human slicer from Kuat.
  • Jenal Maris: Male Human telbun from Kuat.
  • Erisa Distik: Female Human noble from Kuat.
Rendili Orbit
The yawn came from her right as she shut off the holocom unit. It was a bit of a start, since she hadn't felt her travelling companion on this trip awaken; she pushed down the urge to blush as though she were a teenager caught at the end of a conversation with a secret paramour, and smiled. "Jan, you're up early," she said by way of comment, as she turned to copilot's chair, to look.

Jan Ors was behind her in the entrance to the Raven's Claw's cockpit, wearing a pair of her trademark heavy trousers, and neither footwear nor top. "Heard you talking, and it di-di-didn't sound like you were yelling at Warbler," the Alderaanian super-spy yawned through, walking to the pilot's chair on the Raven's Claw and settling into the heavily-padded, well-worn and comfortable seat.

Though pushing fifty, Jaden would have been hard-pressed to peg Jan as a day over twenty-five; much like Leia Organa, she seemed to defy aging with an almost Jedi grace. The Human woman had fuller breasts than Jaden's, and even artistically (or in this case, lazily) bare, they seemed to refuse to sag. "Talking to Niari?" Jaden nodded, and Jan smiled. "How are they?" "They're at Mon Calamari, aboard Home One, enjoying Ackbar's hospitality." "Good to know," Jan murmured in reply, leaning back in her seat; the way she hugged herself around the lower ribs lifted and highlighted her impressive breasts, and Jaden chuckled. "Seems Luke was right to be worried, he seems to be a bit melancholic. That 'gift' he rambled on about was Home One itself." "Poodoo. The whole ship?" Jan raised an eyebrow, staring over at Jaden, who nodded in reply. "The whole ship. Unquestionably the biggest MC80 in existance, and they gave it to him, free and clear."

"Wow. Some gift." Jan sighed, and Jaden chuckled. "I know. I was taking the opportunity to use Rendili's holonet to connect and talk with her before this mess hits the ion engine." "Mmmmh. You really like her, don't you?" "Mmm-hmmm." With a sigh, Jaden sat back in her chair, smiling to herself with the memory of the barechested Niari atop her (whilst she was nude,) exploratorially kissing her. It had happened only a few days ago; in her cabin on this ship, in fact. Things had fizzled without going anywhere, but that was fine. "You sound like you like her," the older Alderaanian woman commented, with a smirk, and Jaden grins. "She's young, strong, lithe, and she moves like a graceful dancer. I feel a connection between us; what's not to like?" "She is your student," Jan pointed out, and the Twi'lek shrugged. "I was Kyle's, but you don't get upset about the connection between us."

A sharp laugh emerged, Jan grinning. "Your connection with Kyle doesn't involve sex, though." "What can I say? I love him, but I think I'm just not attracted to men that way." Amusement piqued, Jaden let her eyes wander most obviously over Jan's exposed breasts, and the secret agent, late of Alderaan, laughed, mockingly covering herself with her hands. "I know, I know." Jaden had never made a secret of the fact that following her instincts had only lead her into intimate relationships with women.

Jan dropped the pretense of shame, returning to hugging her ribs; she didn't object to Jaden seeing her in any state of undress at all. "But still, you were assigned to teach Niari - and the rest of her group, not simply manage them like an agent-handler. Doesn't that seem a bit... Wrong?" "Your Human's showing," Jaden pointed out, with a grin and an amused flick of the tip of her lekku at Jan. "It would be wrong if I was taking advantage of her, but I'm not. We haven't actually gotten farther than kissing and hands on each other's breasts, anyway. She... Wanted to be close, but she got scared off when I warned her about the potential risks of force-bonds that go with the rewards."

Jan nodded. She knew about that only too well; when Kyle had believed she'd been dead, he had angrily lashed out, returning to the Valley of the Jedi to fast-forward the process of regaining his connection to the Force in his quest for vengeance. It had led to him leading the forces of the rogue Jedi Desann to the Valley, and contributed directly to Desann's ability to awaken the Force-Sensitivity of his followers, which had given them a hell of a time later on.

"She seem over it?" Jaden nodded. "I felt her 'get over it' that night, but then then we recieved flying orders the next morning." Chuckling, Jan sighed. "Yeah. I wish I'd known we were going to be departing so hurriedly, too." "Didn't get to bang Kyle like a Death Star exploding?" "No, and it's annoying," Jan said with a sigh. "This being split-up thing is for the birds." "You'll see him again." "I know." The human pilot of the Raven's Claw smiled. "So, you really don't see anything inappropriate about a teacher and a student in a sexual relationship?" Shaking her head, Jaden answered, "I don't, as long as the teacher and student are old enough and mature enough to both understand what they're getting into, and the age disparity isn't too great."

"Ahh, so is that why you've never made a pass at me?" Chortling, the Twi'lek woman hugged her stomach, grinning. "No, that's not it, old woman," she teased. Holding her hands out in an exaggerated grasping motion, Jaden felt her way between her fingers and Jan, through the air, and Jan shrieked playfully as she felt phantom hands close around her breasts, playfully swatting back at Jaden's hands. "It's because you're married to Kyle, in effect if not in officiality. It's because you've never shown any interest in women, and it's because you humans stubbornly cling to monogamy." "But not because I'm close to twice your age?"

"You are precisely twice my age," Jaden reminded her, and Jan sighed, shoulders slumping. "And if you were unattached, potentially interested in women and receptive to such a connection, I'd be all over you." The Human perked up, with a soft laugh. "Really now?" "Really." Jaden reclined her own chair, closing her eyes - her lekku coiled around her neck, and she crossed her arms behind her head. "Mmmmmh... Why," the human asked after a few moments.

"I've been in situations like this before - we're at ease around each other - we can tease each other without feelings of hurt or awkwardness." "Like that force-grope," Jan replied, and Jaden nodded. "And the way you tug on my head-tails when you sneak upon me. Which is what you were trying to do when you yawned." "Mmm-hmmm." The admission made Jaden grin. The control console beeped and she lazily opened one eye. "Looks like it's time to set our course." "You do it. I'm going to just lay right here, listening to the hum of the cabin vent and you working the controls."

Jaden reached up, setting the course; Warbler couldn't confirm, as she'd shut the annoying R5 unit off for a recharge cycle, but that was of no matter. The course had been checked thrice, it was good. The Raven's Claw started to move, as she laid back in her chair. "How did you know I wouldn't be offended by you grabbing my breasts?" "Two reasons. The first was that I felt it. The second is the way you keep tugging on my brain-tails... Or... Don't you actually know what that's like?"

"..." Jan's open lips, paused in the intake to speak, frozen, and she sighed. "My Human's showing, isn't it?" "No more than my Jedi is. I just assumed you knew what it was akin to because you're so comfortable around the Twi'leks in the Praxeum and because you've been around the trade spine so many times." Jan sighed as Jaden admitted her own assumption, and said, "okay, explain it? I mean, I knew that they're considered sexual attractors like we both consider breasts and curves, but I think there's something lost in translation here." Jaden chuckled, settling back into her chair. "Well, touching someone's lekku is really something in seriousness between touching a human female's breasts and touching a male human's penis." She saw Jan raise an eyebrow, staring at her, and continued, "they're erogenous zones. Very much so." "Like..." "About as sensitive as a human male's penis. We can achieve orgasm from stimulation of the head-tails alone." "Really?" Jan sounded startled, and the blue-skinned Twi'lek nodded. "Yes, really."

There was a definite blush on the Alderaanian's face now. "My goodness - I'm so sorry, Jaden, I -" "Relax." Jaden smiled. "I don't mind. It's the kind of thing a sister would do, really. They may be sexually-stimulating, but we're not nearly so uptight about them as humans are of their erogenous zones." "But you cover your bodies," Jan said, with a frown, and Jaden nodded. "Sometimes for practicality; it's really stupid to go to Hoth and not be bundled up completely. Sometimes simply to fit in, and sometimes because concealment is more arousing than revealing. Neither of us would be afraid of being totally nude with the other, but you'd probably be a lot more embaressed if, say, you were wearing one of those slinky outfits in your wardrobe in the back, expecting Kyle, only for me to walk in."

The look on the spy's face confirmed it, and Jaden grinned. "Which is why I tend to dress provacatively. It often leads to me being underestimated, or at least pulling people off-balance. Twi'leks are a very sensual race, and many humanoids - Humans especially - are uncomfortable with open displays of sensuality and sexuality... Besides, every Twi'lek woman loves to know she's drop-jaw gorgeous," she added with a wicked grin, and was rewarded when Jan's face started to twist into an open grin as well.

"Why is it that you prefer women, anyway?" Jaden answered with a shrug. "I don't think that question's answerable." "... Okay, let me rephrase; what attracts you to women," Jan asked, with sincere curiosity in her voice, and Jaden shrugged again. "physically, or otherwise?" "Um... Start with physically. Something easy to comprehend." Laughing in reply, Jaden nodded. "Okay, well... The same thing that attracts most males to women. A pretty face, her curves... Breasts, hips, legs, adornment at times. I love the way women feel against me." "So... Sexually, I mean, do you tend to be the dominant one, then?" "Not really. Sometimes I'm the one 'taking charge,' sometimes I love to relax and let her take charge of me, but often it's not a question of dominance at all. With the same equipment, more or less, it's... Often easier to be myself. To give and take in equal measure... I don't know that that would be possible with a male."

"Why not?" "Well, quite frankly it's a matter of penetration, of softness," Jaden replied. "Squeezing a woman's breasts is, well, a 'taking' act. It's fine to take if someone is willing to give, don't get me wrong; I've no problem giving, of letting the right person take her fill. There's an implicit sense of taking when doing most things to a woman, but I think none so extreme as penetrating her. With another woman, this balances out - we can meet together, taking as we give, simultainously. A man's only equipped to take, not be taken from... Does that make sense?"

"I... Think," Jan said, though she looked confused. "I mean... I can't actually fault anything you just said. It just seems odd to think of it that way. But haven't you had a lover with a penis?" "One. A hermaphrodite, one of the Kalu'a." "Did you not..." "Oh, no, we did... It hurt. A lot," Jaden confided, with a girlish giggle, as the Raven's Claw's engines started to build in sound and power. "But... You don't like that?" "Well... Mainly, it was a matter of regretting that I didn't have a penis with which to return the favor; I never begrudged it to her. Actually, I enjoyed it." "You did?" "Don't you?" "Well, yeah... But, I thought you wouldn't. Especially if she was as large as you said."

Jaden indicated the aproximate size with her hands, and Jan winced. "Oh my goodness. I... Ouch!" Smiling, Jaden nodded. "Oh, yes. It was very ouch." "How did you... Why?" "Well... We both understood beforehand that it would cause me a lot - a lot of pain... If anything, I think she might have overstated it." "But you went through with it?" "I felt the connection with her, growing, bonding us. I... was curious; I've had a few lovers use strap-on phallus simulators in the past with me, but I was curious as to what I was missing out on as far as flesh and blood inside me. She... Well, she was slow; gentle. We toyed with one another for the longest time; she was giving me time to get used to the presence of her penis. Eventually she produced some very slick lubricant, I applied it to her, and I laid on my back... You can guess the rest."

Jan nodded, with a shiver that Jaden didn't think was entirely in sympathy to the pain she had felt. "But you went through with it." "All the way. I won't lie; I screamed when she entered me. But I didn't want her to stop, and she didn't. It hurt, quite a lot, but..." Biting her lip, Jaden grinned. "It was worth it. When it was over, I was full of her seed, and she cradled me to her chest, while I ran my hands over her."

"So, what was the difference?" "Fundamentally, Kalu'a are female. They're equipped, and ready, to take from a woman in the way that only penetrating her with a penis can, but they're equally ready and equipped to give themselves to be taken... It doesn't hurt that their breasts can be the size of my head, and that they're so very, very good to sleep with. Once that's established - that they can give, comfort, in the way only women can, my feelings that I wouldn't enjoy a man simply... Evaporated, and I wanted to be taken, to feel seed inside me, to rest against her. Isn't that how it is with Kyle and you?"

Jan nodded; her face was flushed, but she was smiling. "Yeah, I guess it is... I don't... I guess it's hard to explain." "Not really. I understand," Jaden said, and Jan nodded. "So... You wish you had a penis," she asked, with one eyebrow raised sitll, and Jaden shrugged, smiling. "I'd like it, having... Met and lain with a woman who was in possession of one. It's not that I'm upset without one, by no means. It's..." She shrugged, and Jan laughed. "I think I get it, though I don't think I could feel the same way. A bit weird, maybe, but..." She shrugs. "No weirder than being able to orgasm through your brain-tails."

The engine's pitch reached a creschendo, and Jaden sat forward. "Here we go." Pushing the hyperspace activator forward, the Raven's Claw lurched once, then the stars streaked towards them as the ship leapt from realspace, past light-speed, into hyperspace, crossing untold distances in the blink of an eye. "Next stop: ... Kuat," she said, with a sigh, and Jan smiled. "It's not that bad, Jaden. Really." "No?" "No. It's worse." The older spy laughed. "So, if you had a penis, and I was unattached, you'd want to put it into me?" Running an eye faux-critically over Jan, Jaden grinned. "Sure." "Just... Sure? Not 'in a heartbeat,' or 'faster than you can say 'May the Force be with you?'"

Laughing almost giddily, Jaden rolled her eyes, lekku twitching with amusement. "How's this, then. Jan, if I had a penis, and you were unattached to Kyle but remotely interested in me, I'd be hip-deep in you as soon as I could get your clothes off and get your body singing with arousal. Horizontal orientation optional." Eyes closed, the Alderaanian grinned. "More like it. Twi'lek women don't have a monopoly on wanting to know they have and retain the power to inspire attraction... But you've never been tempted to make a genuine pass at me?"

"Not really, no." Jaden shrugged. "When you're a Jedi, sex, love, lust... All of them have a lot more complication potential than they do for non-sensitives, and I know damn well how much potential they have for non-sensitives." "But you think I'm attractive." "Absolutely. And I could probably show you pleasure and comfort sufficient that you'd wonder how you disregarded women as lovepartners before." "You sound certain of that. Are you?" "Completely." Her mentor's lover smiled. "I believe you. So... Why not?" "Well, it's a matter of knowing how to follow the right instinct. My sex drive certainly says to hell with the fact that you're twice my age, you're attractive and I want to put my hands all over you... It's fine to follow that drive, if the others are in accord." "But they're not?" "No. I know you're Kyle's lover. I know it would hurt all of us, even if I could convince you to let me try. Moreover... It doesn't feel right. You feel like an older sister, and while Twi'lek girls... Well..."

"What about them?" "We often have very intimate relationships with our sisters; sometimes being nothing less than outright sexual. But... I don't feel the connection for sex is there with you. That's the important thing for a Jedi to think about - whether it's right or not, mutual, whether or not it will bring fear or hurt, anger or hate." "You almost sound sad." "In a way, I am. It's been over a decade since I last saw my real older sister. You make a good sibling, I think... But I can't imagine being so selfish as to risk everything; what you and Kyle have, what I and Kyle have, what you and I have - on the joining of sex, no matter how good it would feel."

Jan laughed, softly, and Jaden smiled as the Human murmured, "for what it's worth, I'm almost sorry Kyle and I subscribe to all those silly human notions, as you must think them." "You are?" Jan shrugged. "Maybe if I'd met you before Kyle and I became a true pair... Ah, so things go." She shrugs. "Still, the idea of taking a woman as a lover is... Interesting, now. I think I might have explored it if it had occured to me when I was younger."

Grinning softly, the Rutian Twi'lek turned her head, smiling as Jan grinned. The blue-skinned woman broke into a laugh, which brought Jan into one, and they laughed for a long few moments before calming down. Jan smiled, and turned up the heat and air circulation rate in the cockpit; her skin pricked up with bumps and her dark nipples hardened into the likeness of mountain peaks as the warm air blew over her, and she laughed, causing a grin to cross Jaden's face as she laid back in her chair. With a quick move, she tugged her own shirt off, shivering with delight as the climate control change brought the same changes in her; she felt the bumps raise on her chest, down her arms and stomach, her nipples tightening with a sweet, delicious, mild pain, and she telekinetically tugged her boots and socks off, laying her legs up on the console, one crossed over the other. Jan followed suit, and they let the ship ride on, towards Kuat. There would be time to get ready. For now, she intended to bask in the comfortable companionship of her long-time friend.

Kuat System
"I assume there's a good reason we're coming up with covers and fake identities for sailing into a planet we could just land on as the Raven's Claw as ourselves, but nobody's briefed me on that yet," Jaden said, as she adjusted her outfit.

"A Jedi Knight and a known sometimes Republic Agent on Kuat? Oh, sure," Jan said, walking behind Jaden and murmuring "here" as she helped the Rutian pull her headdress tight. Jaden's eyes closed and she shivered as the leather weave-wrap tightened around her lekku. "They'd gladly let us land; walk us all around, show us the sights, and we'd never get within a hundred kilometers of where we need to be - so sorry, red tape, can you fill out this form, and this one? Oh, so sorry, the masters are away vacationing, can I take a message?" She reached down, drawing the laces behind Jaden's back more taut, tieing them. It was a careful, tight tie; the straining straps of leather held tight the bodice in front of Jaden, pushing up her breasts and keeping them secure, but it had a weak point. One telekinetic tug and it would come right off, freeing her to breathe deeply - it looked like the sort of thing that anyone would need help into, but that generic 'anyone' seldom had the benefit of the Force as an ally. It shouldn't matter; Jaden was quite good at operating on reduced oxygen throughput, being a Jedi, but it never hurt to have a skifter in one's metaphorical sleeve.

"So we're" "A phony and a self-sell," Jan answered. She'd dyed her short hair black, and was wearing a heavy, dark, dark brown nerf-leather jacket lined inside with the soft fleece of some animal. "I'm using the name Myra Terrace. It's obviously phony, and digging into it any will reveal Miria Tacil. Miria is an alias that Mirax used a long time ago and discarded when it got too hot. Digging into that will reveal Jan Strange, the name I used back before I even met Kyle, when I was independantly working for Cracken to bring down the Empire."

"The point of which being -" "that when they dig into that, they'll get thrown completely off the scent, to someone named Ghana Misti. I borrowed one of Mirax's jackets, and I've fiddled our IFF transponder to the Quasar Slide - an obvious pun on Pulsar Skate. I'm trying to look like someone who's trying very hard to be someone much more notorious than she really is." "In the hopes that once they've pulled off the layers like a peelifruit, they'll settle on the one you want them to see."

"Precisely. I want them to see a harmless, vainglorious space captain, down on her luck but with a half-way nice ship, who's brought a self-sell Twi'lek here to Kuati looking for work." "Right." Jaden smirked, as she pulled on her sleeves to her outfit, fastening the diaphonous things around her elbows. "And I'm a Twi'lek who's trading her freedom for the promise of a mess of credits at the end - effectively selling myself into slavery for years." "Right. And of course, as the space captain who brought you here, I'd be considered a talent scout... Really insideous, actually. The concept of 'self-selling' came up when the New Republic started truely cracking down on the real slave-trade years ago. In practice it's actual slavery, rebranded as something distasteful but legal."

Jaden shook her head. "It's disgusting. The owners almost invariably 'lose' the slave's paperwork and documentation, and the contracts tend to get unilaterally extended. There's almost no recourse." Jan nodded. "I agree. But it's a useful cover for now. It'll make us look like we're relatively bumbling - with Borsk Fey'lya in power, word is that they're going to stop policing outright slavery when it's discrete, and the charade can just end... Whether or not that's true, I've no idea. He certainly has no love of the Imperial exploitation of nonhumans, but Bothans never were very popular choices for slavers in any event."

Jaden nodded, and spun around. The skirt around her waist - the only covering she wore over her pelvis - was diaphonous, and weighted with a great many metal cylinders arranged as spokes, of differing shapes, sizes, and looks. It created a colorful splash of assymetry to her; and convienantly enough, let her hide both the one lightsaber she had to herself, but also the one she was constructing for Kya. It only needed a focusing crystal and a power supply, whilst her own rested at her left hip; long, with a black, ornate hilt, flared emitter heads which concealed the focusing lens like a candle in a candle-glass, and concealed buttons flush with the surface. It projected two blades, both red as her student's hide. She had built it from materials she'd taken from an Imperial wannabe's personal chambers, and used the gigantic, bright crimson gemstone he'd set in a ring for the focusing crystal. The color red doesn't prove that the wielder is a Sith - or even a Dark Sider - any more than the color blue proves a Jedi.

Still, letting people draw incorrect assumptions about what sort of person they were dealing with never hurt. After all, she liked to let them draw conclusions from the amount of skin she flaunted as well. She'd lost so many of her lightsabers in the explosion... At least some of the metal cylinders they'd decorated her skirt with had potential, in the event she came into a bounty of appropriate crystals, focusing lenses, or power supplies.

She wore no boots, only tall sandals, wrapped tightly. She was never a fan of sandals, though she was fond of bare female legs and feet, and found showing her own off to be agreeable, even if she preferred her normal thigh-boots. Jan affixed more of the shimmering, nearly-transparent material to her headdress and a few straps to her bodice, both behind and in front. "There you go; what do you think?"

Jan pushed her towards a mirror, and Jaden smiled, turning around to show herself her sides. "I look like a pastiche of Twi'lek stereotypes." "Perfect, in other words. Kuati don't think of nonhumans as anything but stereotypes." Chuckling softly, the Jedi nodded. "I see. Doesn't this seem a little... Elaborate to you?" "That's the point," Jan said as she settled her leather gun-belt onto her hips. "The Kuati love to feel superior, they love a show, too. The elaborate charade, the peeling away of layers, will make them settle into a point of comfortable smug superiority," she explained as she holstered a heavy pistol; a BlasTech DH-17. Though the weapon was the standard issue pistol of the Rebellion, Empire and New Republic, it was a far cry from her own preferred pistol - the almost-carbine Caliban Model X. Unfortunately, she knew the pistol would be confiscated when they landed; the DH-17 was a loss leader. If they saw her openly carrying the DH-17 and confiscated it, and the tiny, cheap, two-shot holdout pistol in the small of her back, they'd miss the vibroblade whose power cell - like Jaden's lightsaber - had been deactivated.

"So the first order of business once we're landed is..." "We recharge my vibroblade and your lightsaber, I pick up a blaster, and we start trying to sell you." "How're we going to get a blaster? The black market?" "The library," Jan grinned, to Jaden's blinking confusion. "I'll show you. Don't worry."

The cockpit comm system squealed softy, advertising their approach to Kuat and the challenge for identification they'd prepared. Jan sat down to guide them in.




More to come below. Damn the 60,000 character limit.


[edit] The original post is below:
This is a companion piece I'm writing to my Star Wars RPG game - it follows the travels of one of the player characters' mentors during a time when the PCs are seperated from her.

Jaden Korr and the Great Kuati telbun Caper

I don't know if the forum doesn't like links but I'm writing the whole story as an extension of my userspace on the RPG wikia, and I imagine that converting from wiki markup to bbcode would be a nigh-impossible pain in the butt. If anybody knows of something to use to automate it with, please, by all means tell me.


Canonicity note: Jaden Korr is a canon character. The canon Jaden Korr is a male human. However, I have always used the Jaden Korr that I played Star Wars: Jedi Academy with, a female Rutian Twi'lek (from Courscant). This is the NPC my players know (and one of them is even striking up a relationship with.)

Maturity note: the story goes where it goes. While it doesn't (yet) feature any explicit sex, it probably will. This is a hallmark of my writing. I don't shy away from it, but it's not (and will never be) smut for the sake of being smut. I haven't seen anything on the forums about this, so I hope it's not a problem as-is or as-may-be.


I'd like any critiques that don't have to do with "but Jaden Korr is a man!" or something like that. If it likes like I might have made an accidental grossly stupid violation of canon, then I'd appreciate a heads-up, but if it's most likely deliberate (like taking a pair of characters from an obscure short story and making one of them a front-liner and one of them dead long ago, or making Jaden Korr a female Rutian Twi'lek from Courscant) then it was probably intentional.

Oh, one thing; yes, I do tend to write stories with more than their fair share of lesbians, and no, I rarely give heterosexual couples their chance to shine, and no, I almost never touch on homosexual male couples and never will do so with the intimate details I'd feel free to reveal about the girls or the heteros (or the hermaphrodites, for that matter.) Please, if you must judge, judge on the quality, without prejudice based on the nature of it. That's all I ask.
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Over fifty hits and not a single comment?
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Fifty clicks is nothing, attention-whore of a child. Fifty clicks is me going, "Goddamnit I have to skim every goddamn thread and post to make sure kiddie porn is showing up in my forums, or something," and other people clicking on the wrong thread. There have been stories that didn't blow mules for crack money that didn't get comments for long periods because people had nothing really to say and just were waiting for the next segment.

Also, why the fuck would you think we don't like stories with lesbians? We like stories with lesbians, especially science fiction space stories. Lesbians always make everything better. This is a fact; they even make my father's side of the family suck less. Some of the most prominent and best stories posted in this forum involved giant space battles and lesbians and we loved it. (Cue Shroomy sighing, "My little echo!")

Also also you're adding more difficulty to even reach the damn stories. Why should we care about your potentially sucktastic fic, especially since we have to go through the extra trouble of clicking another damn link instead of just having it here? Why would we go through that work when we have lives and stuff to do with our time that has a greater likelihood of not sucking? And you don't exactly have the best record on that.

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Mayabird wrote:Fifty clicks is nothing, attention-whore of a child. Fifty clicks is me going, "Goddamnit I have to skim every goddamn thread and post to make sure kiddie porn is showing up in my forums, or something," and other people clicking on the wrong thread. There have been stories that didn't blow mules for crack money that didn't get comments for long periods because people had nothing really to say and just were waiting for the next segment.
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Also, why the fuck would you think we don't like stories with lesbians? We like stories with lesbians, especially science fiction space stories. Lesbians always make everything better. This is a fact; they even make my father's side of the family suck less. Some of the most prominent and best stories posted in this forum involved giant space battles and lesbians and we loved it. (Cue Shroomy sighing, "My little echo!")
I don't know. Why the fuck wouldn't you? Some people have sent flak my way in the past, saying "your stories are only ever about lesbians, don't you know they're a statistical minority?" I intended to cut that flak off at the pass, no more, no less.
Also also you're adding more difficulty to even reach the damn stories. Why should we care about your potentially sucktastic fic, especially since we have to go through the extra trouble of clicking another damn link instead of just having it here? Why would we go through that work when we have lives and stuff to do with our time that has a greater likelihood of not sucking? And you don't exactly have the best record on that.
Not to brag, but I will point out that a story I've been writing for over a year has a TVTropes entry that I have never once touched. (Not even to correct anything.) Okay, maybe to brag a bit, but inasmuch as it being "potentially sucktastic," and "extra work," I should point out that I could have gone the whole hog and gotten someone to put it through a PDFization process and made you download it to get it.

Really, if you're too goddamned lazy to middle-click a link, you've got problems. And if you can't middle-click a link, then either your mouse is more ancient than scroll-wheel technology (in which case I feel sorry for you,) or you're a mac user and have your own arcane ways and means of easily launching a new window/tab on a link.
Feel better now?
Do you?


Anyway, since Mayabird is too fucking lazy to click a link, I'll take the three hours it'll take to manually convert wiki markup to BBCode.
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Re: (SWRPG inspired) Jaden Korr and the Great Kuati telbun Caper

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Hehehe. I'm an angry bitch full of hate and vitriol and I feel a lot better that you're so full of yourself that not only do you have to beg for comments, but you're ready to reply within minutes when I lay out bait.

By the way, don't think your three hours of work will impress anybody. See that subforum? Getting over half those stories in there in a cleaned up form and chapterizing them? Me. See those ridiculously long stories in there? Weeks of work by a lot of other individual people.

And TVTropes sucks.

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Re: (SWRPG inspired) Jaden Korr and the Great Kuati telbun Caper

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Mayabird wrote:Hehehe. I'm an angry bitch full of hate and vitriol and I feel a lot better that you're so full of yourself that not only do you have to beg for comments, but you're ready to reply within minutes when I lay out bait.
Glad to have obliged. I only noticed it so fast because I have this thread set to email me when I get a message, and I have my email account up in the background. I clicked on it, saw the new message, and replied.

*siphons some of that vitriol* This stuff is potent.
By the way, don't think your three hours of work will impress anybody. See that subforum? Getting over half those stories in there in a cleaned up form and chapterizing them? Me. See those ridiculously long stories in there? Weeks of work by a lot of other individual people.
When you've topped over a year of work writing, more wordcount than went into the first Harry Potter novel and fundraised >$500 for commission artwork to illustrate your fanfic, as well as having a friend editing your stuff and doing it so well he could find employment as a professional editor, then we'll talk, sweetiebird.
And TVTropes sucks.
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Re: (SWRPG inspired) Jaden Korr and the Great Kuati telbun Caper

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Kuat
The landing had been painless, as landings on worlds which are quite tightly-controlled go; the getting through customs, however, would not be. Jaden's lightsaber and Jan's concealed vibroblade had their power packs drained; by contrast, Jaden was carrying a vibroshiv which had a charged power pack, and Jan was openly carrying one pistol, with a charged hold-out in the small of her back. "Spacers are almost always armed. It would be stranger if we weren't packing," Jan had explained. "But the spaceport security of Kuat is pretty 'understanding'. If you admit the weapons they know you're carrying, they tend to assume they've found them all, and they'll confiscate them with no hard feelings and reciepts. It's if they don't find a weapon or two that they get suspicious."

Hence, they were carrying weapons designated as loss leaders; Jan had her BlasTech DH-17 and hold-out, and Jaden had a vibroshiv concealed under the straps of her knee-high sandals. The spaceport terminal was clearly Imperial; they'd simply taken down the Empire's cog-like logo and put up the Seal of the New Republic in it's place. They seemed less like desperately-needed splashes of color and more like an out-of-place bright spot being suffocated by the oppressive, monolithic colors of Imperial gray around.

When they finally came to the head of the line and stepped through the weapon scanner, it made no noise; but as they had seen with others who had come before them, the man at the desk held out his hand. He was wearing a gray uniform, vaugely reminiscent of Imperial uniforms, but with Kuati symbols on it. "Hand it over, Ms..." He glanced down. "Terrace." Jan sighed, and unholstered her pistol, putting it in his hand; he placed it below his desk, and scribbled with a stylus on a sheet of flimsiplas that was dispensed from the surface. "One blaster pistol." Jan half-turned, and he coughed. "Hand over the other one, Ms. Terrace." With a sigh, Jan undid the front of her jacket, withdrawing the hold-out and handing it to him; he gave her another sheet of flimsiplas. "And you." He pointed at Jaden, and she let a surly, sullen look cross her face as she took out the vibroshiv from beneath the strap of her sandal, putting it in his hand. He pulled the piece of flimsi from his desk, handing it to her, and pointed them on. "You can claim them before you leave," he said, boredly.

Which is worse, I don't know, the Jedi thought as she followed Jan towards the exit. The fact that he didn't stare, or that he was all but saying 'subhuman' appended to that 'and you'. She decided it really didn't matter, looking down at the sheet of flimsi in her hand as she followed Jan; the signature line was blank.

"My reciept isn't signed," Jaden complained as she followed Jan down the main stairs away from the starport on Kuat's surface; a glittering city, which far predated the Empire but which had undergone a thorough Imperialization - which the people apparently didn't care to reverse, even though the world had been part of the New Republic for over a decade. "Yeah. He knows what you're here for, and he's just going to take it or sell it." Jan took the flimsiplast strips upon which her reciept had been laser-etched and crumpled them, dropping them in a muncipal recycler on her way past; Jaden followed suit.

"Where to now?" "The city library." "The library?" "Yes. We need to look up some information before we find out where to trade your services."


At the library, Jan had Jaden fetch several books that might have been topical - such as books on the Kuati ruling families, all flatting (except the ones written by authors hired by competing families,) books on Kuati culture and geography and so forth. It was a good smoke-screen, and the datacard boxes kept piling up around Jan, who had seated herself in the History section of the library, next to the CreshOsk section. After enough searching for anyone to be thoroughly bored with them, Jan pulled Jaden close; though they were discussing how Jan hoped to find some scion of one of the wealthy families with a taste for nonhuman flesh and/or service, she actually showed Jaden a datacard box labeled The Complete History of Corvis Minor. She pulled open the box at the bottom, and Jaden was glad she was good at controlling outbursts, for most people would have been at least a little surprised at seeing a holdout slide into Jan's hand.

Jan grinned as she re-sealed the box, palming the blaster into her sleeve, as the Jedi considered the revelation; If a blaster constitutes the complete history of Corvis Minor, I don't think I ever want to go there; but I'll probably get sent there on some mission anyway. They continued to gab, quietly, and Jan used Jaden getting up to return some of the datacard volumes she had brought to Jan to replace The Complete History of Corvis Minor in it's place on the shelf, light one blaster pistol.


Exiting the library some time later, Jan rented an XP-38 landspeeder and once they were underway, checked it for bugs. They exterminated the two that they found, and used the speeder's utility power hook-up to begin the charging of Jan's vibroblade and Jaden's lightsaber.

"So, how did you know this would be there," Jaden asked, turning the holdout over in her hands. Its power pack was reading a full charge, which only constituted six shots. Jan grinned. "Almost every single library in the galaxy will have a copy of the Complete History of Corvis Minor. Palpatine commissioned it; the full text, of which there are actually ten volumes, is about the dryest read you'll ever see, and is convienantly available on the hypernet. The hard-copy, found in datacard tomes everywhere, had the bizzare accident of having the entire production run swapped with holdout blasters, packaged in the boxes and dutifully shipped out."

"Really?" "Nope. Palpatine did that so that his agents would always be able to find a discrete weapon. To put it in perspective, you have to be at least as close to him as the Emperor's Hands were to know about it." "Which explains how you know - Mara Jade told you." Jan nodded. "Yeah. We reckon that almost everybody who knows about it is either dead, or not telling, lest they themselves find that when they next need one, they might find the copy they go to look in empty." "Huh... I'll have to remember that." Jaden smiled, and turned up the heat as the splashes of rain started to fall upon the landspeeder's full-transparisteel dome. She leaned back in the seat, and sighed, stretching out and returning the blaster pistol to Jan. "So, I've gone on a lot of missions with Kyle, but this is the first time we've worked together alone on an extended trip. Is this what it's like for you and Kyle?" "More or less - just more intimacy between me and him," the Alderaanian spy answered back with a giggle.

"Yeah. Now, I've got a question." "Mmmm?" "You're expecting that we'll try some of the upper houses first, get rebuffed, and look like we're getting desperate to try the middle-class families, right?" "Right. But..." "What if someone actually wants to buy me?" "Good question. Chances are they won't - Kuati high society is largely matriachial, and they far, far prefer droids to flesh servants, telbun excepted... But if someone seems interested, well..." Jan frowned. "You'd need to distract them in a way that wouldn't look clumsy or make you look undesirable..." "Like say, pulling over some shelving and yelling 'groundquake,' grabbing you, bolting for the speeder?"

"Yeah, something like that," Jan replied with a grin.

Kuat, one day later
"And that's our last tail breaking off," Jan noted as they hovered over the grassy field, along the 'road' made up of planted beacons and grass flattened by repulsorfields. "By now, they've decided that I'm a harmless vain girl who desperately wants to be one of any number of famous, older women I vaugely resemble, and you're what you seem to be." Having been to a few of the upper-class houses upcountry on their first day, they'd been politely advised to try and restrict their inquiries to persons more befitting their stature - IE, less rich. They'd finished the first day inquiring in the Kuati middle-class households. Not a one had refused to see them, apparently, after they'd talked their way into the first one, but only one looked seriously interested (as opposed to enjoying a chance to leer at a dancing Twi'lek and then later smugly congratulate themselves for being so much better than her.)

Jaden sighed, settling back into the landspeeder's seat. "This planet hasn't noticed that the Empire is dead, has it?" "It's... No, not really," Jan replied with a shrug of her shoulders. "The New Order's humanocentrism... Well, it very much agreed with the Kuati. Humans from Kuat are self-centered, convinced that their race is the best in the galaxy, and of their race, they are the best Humans in the galaxy. Upperclass Kuati consider themselves the finest people in the galaxy, whilst the rest still console themselves with the fact that they are Kuati at least, and not some lesser breed of human, let alone -" "aliens." Jaden smirked, rolling her eyes. "More or less." Jaden sighed, leaning forward as Jan piloted the landspeeder, leaning he elbows on the front dash, pressing her forehead to the transparisteel dome.

"You must think them disgusting," Jan murmured, and Jaden nodded. "They're abominable. I've seen it before, but that doesn't make it any better, being looked at as some nameless member of an amorphous them... People who act that way are disgusting, whether or not they're looking down at another race or those of a lower social class or similar divison." She felt Jan's hand stroke her head-tail, and the Alderaanian smiled. "If only we'd had you during the Rebellion. Things would've gone a lot smoother."

Jaden grinned at the shiver of thrill the casual stroke sent down her spine, and she laid back, sighing. "Thanks. So, what do we do if the family of the young man we're here to extract wants to buy me?" "Well, it's up to you. You could try infiltrating that way and letting me come back later, or you could stage another chaotic incident." Jaden nodded, shrugging her shoulders back into the seat. "This whole telbun business just has me rattled." "Disturbing, isn't it?" Jaden nodded, and Jan sighed. "I think it's nothing short of heinous as well," she agreed with Jaden. "Do you think Leia's letting her attachment to Alderaan and Alderaanians get the better of her?"

Jaden opened an eye, looking at Jan. "Didn't expect to hear you say that." "Well... Since it seems to be the white bantha in the room, I figured I'd ask. I mean, this is a lot of effort to go through, do you think it's really critical, especially at a time like this?" "Maybe... Maybe it gets us peace of mind. Maybe it gets us a chance to do the right thing. Maybe it's the sort of thing we should be doing, even if there's no obvious benefit in it for us."

Giggling softly, the Alderaanian moved her hand down, squeezing Jaden's shoulder. "You really do have the Rebel spirit in you, you know." "What can I say? It's kind of hard not to, given the company I keep." A playful jab to the upper arm was her reward, and Jaden laughed. "All right, all right. Let's do this, let's recon these bantha-drool excuse for sentient's home, try and get close to the to-be-sold kid and offer him a new life... What if he says yes?" "We bundle him into the landspeeder, make for the spaceport and burn lines in the sky."

Jaden picked up her tall, disposable mug of cooling caf from the landspeeder's beverage holder. "May it be that simple." "To simplicity," Jan replied, tipping the rim of her own mug into Jaden's, and the both took a deep drought.


The estate they hovered up to was like many of those of the Kuati middle-class. They isolated themselves from the lower-classes congregrating in the cities, as the nobility isolated themselves from them. Even here, though, the architecture looked decidedly Imperial; the walls were ferrocrete, sloping inwards, with a high wall of the same material. Unlike the upper-class estates, though these had no guard towers, merely sensor masts which might (or might not) have concealed blasters along with the sensors which watched silently, both inwards and out; a poor man's fortress.

As before, Jaden waited in the landspeeder while Jan made the introduction. All she could do was trust in the spy's skills at talking - and soon enough she heard the commlink click that signaled her to get out and come to the doors. She did so, walking up silently; after all, Kuatis, like most humanocentrists, preferred their aliens sleek and silent. A young human man waved them through the door, and Jaden walked through, sleek, graceful. Her lekku twitched; it amused her to hurl abhorrantly vile insults at the humans in a manner they would not see as more than a freakish anatomical oddity freakishly moving. If only they knew. The young man led Jan and Jaden upstairs, to a study; the walls sleek, blond wood paneling, with matching bookshelves containing rows upon rows of datacard tomes. Without thinking, her eyes now automatically flicked to the CreshOsk section; her lekku twitched in what any Twi'lek would identify as mirthful amusement when she glanced over a copy of The Complete History of Corvis Minor. It was inevitable; one didn't need to be a Jedi to forsee that once you knew about it, any and every time you entered a library or other location with a lot of books or tomes or datacard collections, you'd look for it.

The inside of the study contained a human male who seemed to be following the pattern set down by Kyle, if not as well; he looked to be about the same age, but a bit portlier. Still he was obviously made of strong stuff. I'd bet a deca-cred he's the Alderaanian's son, and the father of the man we're looking for, and I'd lay odds, too. A Corellian probably would've taken her up on that, but she didn't have one handy to make book with, so she had to settle for resolving to amuse herself later if she was right. The man held up a hand, and looked at Jan. "And you're offering this for..." "Why don't you see her dance, and then you tell me what you think she's worth."

He smirked. "And have you quote a price twice what I say?" "I could go for thrice if you'd prefer." He let out a laugh. "Well, let's see. Dance!," He commanded. Showtime!

Jaden had no formal dance training. Most Twi'lek women who didn't wouldn't have even thought of trying; those from Ryloth would have been mortified to even consider impersonating one of the highly-trained dancers, and would have most likely been earning themselves at least social pariahhood if they tried. Those who'd never seen the homeworld of their species (like Jaden) who had never had dance training were typically those strong-willed female Twi'leks who found adventuring pursuits (such as Jedi Knight, Jaden had thought with an amused smirk when she had first traveled this line of thought,) or otherwise took up other pursuits, such as the rare Twi'lek scientist or doctor. Such were few; Twi'lek women who didn't ply their gender and species' innate sensuality and apparently limitless desirability for their living were often those who rebelled against the idea of being objectified by others, and led violent or adventuring lives like bounty hunter or deep space explorer or starfighter pilot. Rare was the Twi'lek female who took up 'civilian' occupations like science, medicine, or trade; such were historically and generally the domain of the male of the species.

Nevertheless, sometimes a Twi'lek woman with no dance training was forced - or agreed - to try. Most often this would be for the benefit of a paramour who couldn't care less, and sometimes it was desperate wriggling to try and convince a stupid human they were the genuine article. This usually worked for drunken tavern crowds or bored spaceport officials; those in the market to buy were another matter. She did have something going for her, though; her Jedi training. Specifically, her near-legendary skill with lightsabers.

Those who watched her practice often compared her fluid, decisive, graceful motions to dance. Such was that which she adopted - though she'd wished she'd thought to bring along a carbon training rod as a dance prop, she still made an exotic, flashy figure as she rolled and gyrated, rapidly at times, slowly at others.

In the end, perhaps that's why nobody would make Jan an offer, Jaden mused to herself as she moved without trying; allowing her instincts to guide her motions. I don't move like a subserviant toy whom an aroused master could easily push down and have his way with whilst mewling plaintively. I know this has aroused them - even Jan - but I can sense their subsconcious discomfort. On some level, they recognize the fact that I could hurt them extremely badly if I tried. I don't move like a vulnerable prostitute, I move like a trained martial artist.

She flipped over the older man on his chair, her legs spread wide; the Force bouyed her, letting her hang in the air just a bit longer than she should have; not long enough to arouse suspicion, but enough to make their hearts skip a beat. She knew he had a perfect view up between her spread thighs; she'd given it to him. She wasn't afraid of showing her body, and if it got them closer to what they wanted, she had no problem showing him something he considered to be forbidden fruit.

It worked perfectly. The old man had believed she must've moved so fast he couldn't possibly have seen what was now etched indelibly in his head, whereas his son (apparently) was straining for a glimpse. Crude; but effective. Their eyes were locked on her like an X-Wing's sensors making a torpedo run on a Star Destroyer; and not on Jan, who had effectively free reign to search behind them.

She was sore and felt almost exhausted when she was permitted to stop; by then, the whole of their family had joined to watch. Jaden found it mildly amusing that the daughter - a mid-teen - was perhaps her biggest fan, juding by the way the girl was practically humming by the end. The wife, surprisingly, seemed rather apathetic; as if her husband could have thrown Jaden to the floor and had his way with her and wouldn't have cared.

As they walked back to the landspeeder (with a promise to 'get back to them' when the time to make an offer was right,) Jaden realized why; the older Kuati woman saw her as being sub-human. One wouldn't likely be inclined to be jealous of a pet, after all, and that was all a Twi'lek slave would have been to those people; a pet. A toy made of flesh and bone to dance and spread herself for entertainment, to think little and speak less. In the wife's estimation, Jaden imagined, any carnal activities her husband undertook with her would have meant nothing but crude release, and if it would have taught her son to bed 'real' women (reading; Human) then so much the better.

Explaining this to Jan once they were back in the landspeeder and speeding away, the older Alderaanian spy made a face of disgust. "I have the feeling you're right on target there," she reluctantly agreed with Jaden's assessment, with a sigh. "The thought of sex meaning so little..." Jaden sighed heavily. "It's disgusting." "It makes me think of Kya." The teenager's face came to mind readily as Jan mentioned her; barely more than a girl, she had been orphaned and kidnapped from her home in short order, sold into slavery on Tatooine and forced into the most vile sort of prostituion imaginable. Jaden took a deep breath; forcing herself to calm down. Though she wasn't nearly as close to the girl as Niari was becoming, she knew that dwelling on the horrors the girl had been forced to face would only make her furious; the Dark Side led that way. She'd brushed it - flirted, perhaps - a few times, but she'd always stayed her balance.

The Alderaanian sighed, heavily. "Humans - though by no means only humans - have been exploiting your race, almost exclusively the females, for longer than anybody knows." "Among Twi'lek girls it's... Kind of taken as a given. Growing up on Courscant, in the rougher parts of the planet and especially while the Empire was in charge, a girl of any species would probably know someone who had been sexually molested or assaulted in some way. For a Twi'lek girl, though, it wasn't the spectre of ominious possibility looming over you, though, it was regarded as more of a certainty that someone would eventually try."

"That's horrible!" "That's Courscant," Jaden replied with a shrug. Jan glanced at her, aside, asking, "were you..." "Someone tried, once," she said. "A human male, rather predictably. Older, drunken, loutish." "What'd you do?" "Applied a stun baton to his testicles with so much vigor that I heard he had to be removed to a hospital.".

Jan grinned. "The nearly universal weakness of males of all species." Jaden nodded with a smirk. "Never hurts to know it." She sighed, settling back into the seat. "Anyway, I've had enough of being Jaden the arousing and discomfiting self-sell dancer." "And I've had enough of being Ghana Misti."

Grinning back, Jaden tugged her lightsaber off her skirt. "To super-spies." Jan raised the holdout pistol, tapping the barrel to the top emitter. "And Jedi Knights."

Kuat, that night
It felt good to be back in action, even if not wearing her normal clothes. Both Jan and Jaden were clad head-to-toe in black skin-tight suits that blocked nearly all sensor readings. Jaden was slightly more of a sensor reveal risk; while Jan's suit left only her head exposed, Jaden's made no provisions for her headtails, which were curled around her neck. Nevertheless, she was satisfied.

It felt good to be taking direct action, even if they knew the boy they wanted wasn't going to be there. The son who had greeted them hadn't the look of a telbun, the submissive, quiet look or the massive robes. Therefor it had to be a brother they were looking for; now they needed information on where he was. Jan had managed to pull off a copy of the complete security systems read-outs from the old man's computer while his eyes were locked on Jaden.

No pressure sensors, no mass detectors. The sensors were adequate, but would never stand up against the infiltration suits Jan and Jaden were wearing as they slapped themselves up against the ferrocrete wall. Jaden crept closer to the open segment in the wall that formed the gate. Peering in, she couldn't immediately tell what was wrong; she felt something, and held her hand up behind her. Jan stopped, touching Jaden's hand to let her know she understood, as Jaden scanned her eyes across the courtyard.

There. Her eyes were better suited to picking out low light than a human's were, and this ability came in handy as she recognized the outline, the slight glint of the sparse available light off the blackened chassis. A security droid, as tall as Jaden's shoulders, but much more massive; it came in the shape of a massive canine animal, and now that she could see it, details resolved themselves. It had a wicked looking jaw that probably concealed a blaster, four long legs ending in claws, and it was quite massive. If it was as powerful as it looked, there was little doubt the droid could easily subdue any average infiltrator or burglar - or rip one limb from limb, depending on the programming and orders it had.

Destroying the droid would be easy. Neither Jan nor Jaden were the average burglar; the ways in which she could have dispatched the droid ran through her head. Provoke it into a charge and skewer it with her lightsaber. Leap over it and carve it into chunks as she went. Levitate it into the air and bash it apart on the wall, or impale it on one of those reinforced durasteel sensor towers. Use the Force to crush it's internals until it were a twitching hunk of scrap.

Jan squeezed her hand, and Jaden looked back, leaning close. "Droid," she whispered. "Big, looks strong." "Can you take it out without waking everyone?" Jaden shook her head; while there were degrees to the unsubtelty of her many ways to dispatch the droid guardian, none of them would be particularly stealthy. And she couldn't mind trick a droid into not noticing her pass, unlike if the sentry had been, say, a Stormtrooper. "I can try to take it down quietly, but I can't garuntee it'll go down easily and quietly. For all I know, it's rigged to blow." Jan nodded. "We'll have to bypass."

Observing the robotic guardian for several minutes proved only that droids have the patience to stand in place at 100% alertness all night long, and Jaden shook her head as she looked back at Jan. "Doesn't look like he's on a patroling schedule. I could try the old thrown rock trick.."

Jan nodded, and Jaden cast her eyes around. The ground was annoying clean of rocks, it took her a few minutes to find a suitable missile. Levitating it, she paused as she was about to throw. "Motion sensors," she whispered to Jan, and Jan bit her lip, checking. She shook her head, and Jaden hurled the stone. As it passed over the top of the gate, she saw a flash of red illuminate the side of the rock and winced; no alarm went off, and she hurled the rock into the side of the compound wall, hoping to make the droid get up to investigate, leaving the door unguarded.

It didn't. When she glanced back, she saw the droid's eyes were lit, scanning left and right, and squeezed her eyes shut in annoyance. Imperial installations have security that's not as smart as this! She shook her head at Jan, who sighed, squeezing her hand. "I think we're going to need a slicer," Jan whispered, and Jaden asked back, "You're not a slicer?" "Not really. I'm more of a social manipulator. I can try, but if they're good enough to avoid the usual pitfalls..." "Damn." Jan nodded, and tugged on Jaden's hand, pointing away from the estate - back to where they'd left the speeder, almost a kilometer away.

This kind of business is so much easier when you can just bust in and neutralize all the opposition, Jaden thought with an ironic smirk as they exfiltrated. Maybe that's why they put me on the job, because I need to learn how to do things that don't involve my lightsabers. We're always learning, after all.

Exfiltrating to the speeder and slipping away, neither Jaden nor Jan spoke for some kilometers of travel, until they were well and truely away. Jan ran the bug-scanner again, but again it came back clean. "Okay. We need a slicer," she said, once satisfied the speeder hadn't been traced and bugged while they were on their aborted B&E. "Do you happen to convienantly know of an ex-Rebel slicer on Kuat who'd be more than happy to help us," Jaden asked, a little sarcastically. She really didn't like the idea of taking the high-strung, easily-terrified, loud Warbler on a stealth mission.

"Matter of fact, I do." Jaden blinked at Jan, eyes wide, and Jan grinned. "Let's go and see how the youngest rebel ever to pull a major coup on the Empire is doing."


The middle of the night is probably not an auspicious place to be caught by a Kuati security patrol officer wearing infiltration gear in a residential district in the spaceport's city. Fortunately, this guardian was a human. Jan flashed him a winning smile, explaining that the two black-clad women were looking for a nightclub after finding the tavern they had vacated not to be sufficiently entertaining. "A nightclub, huh," he said, unconvinced, and Jaden smiled, sashaying close. "Of course we're looking for a nightclub," she said; emphasizing the sashay of her hips, the swell of her breasts, the man's eyes would be focusing on the restrained curves, and fail to see the industrial park for the factories. "Of course you're looking for a nightclub," he said, a little surprised that he had ever considered otherwise. Jaden closed with him, raising one hand, running it over his hair. "Why don't you let us ladies go and find the night-life we're looking for." The officer smiled. "You ladies go and find the night-life you're looking for," he said, playfully swatting the small of Jaden's back. She slipped away, running her hand down his arm and squeezing his hand tightly. "Maybe you'll find us when you get off shift and can show us a good time." Jan smiled as the security patrolman repeated Jaden's enticement, and waved the two on their business, twirling his baton on his fingers and whistling jauntily.

"I almost feel sorry for that man," Jan murmurs as she led Jaden into the residential district on foot. "He's going to get off shift and spend the rest of his morning combing nightclubs and taverns for two women who'll never have been there." Jaden shrugged, and grinned. "Who knows, maybe he'll find a completely different Twi'lek and human pair clad in black skinsuits who are interested in a good time with him," she said, as Jan cut into an alleyway. "I hope this code is still good," she murmured, as she slid down the side of a towering apartment complex to a utility entrance. She punched in a code which was rejected, waited two seconds, punched in another, which was also rejected, and waited five more seconds before punching in all zeroes. The door hissed open. She smiled, and slid in. "That door will hang open until an hour before dawn or until we close it again, but it'll record never having opened the whole night," Jan explained, "I'll tell you that code later. It probably won't work on a whole lot of places anymore, but when it does it's a lifesaver."

Jan showed Jaden the elevator up, and led her down a seventh-floor hall. She nodded at a door, and opened it, slipping in with Jaden behind her. The apartment was one room with a refresher and a closet adjoining; the place was stuffed high with computer gear, from the old to the bleedingly modern, the windows had been covered with plas. A table in the middle held various parts of equipment, and on a rumpled bed they saw a human woman with short black hair. She looked as if she'd been sleeping fitfully, judging by the way the covers rumpled around her, having worked the blanket down past her elbows, revealing she wore nothing to bed. Jaden smiled slightly, approaching the bed; she found a blaster in her face. "Who the hell are you," the woman demanded, sitting up and letting the blanket fall to her lap, keeping the blaster trained on Jaden.

Well, this is embaressing. I didn't feel a flicker of danger, either. "Easy, easy," Jan said, walking around Jaden. "This is Jaden Korr, she's a Jedi Knight. She's with me." "Jan? Jan Ors?" The human flopped back to the bed, relievedly running her forearm over her brow. "Oh, thank the Force. I was afraid someone had come to get a little payback for a long time ago." She dropped the blaster, and Jaden saw it was half-apart, she'd been covering the missing components with her other hand. That was a damn good bluff, Jaden thought, smiling, as the human woman stretched. "What brings you to my lair at..." She glanced at a computer's screen. "Oh two hundred."

"We need your help," the Alderaanian replied, and the woman on the bed blinked, and smiled. "Oh, good. Lights," she commanded, the light in the room rising in response. Under the light, her skin was fair - pale, even, as if she didn't see much natural sunlight (or artificially-induced equavilent illumination.) She was curvy, with thick, swaying breasts, a sensously curved figure with broad hips and a deeply curved waist, revealed as she stood. Contrasting with Jan, whom Jaden knew to have (like most Alderaanian girls of any means at all) had gene-therapy when she was younger that prevented the growth of any body hair whatsoever, the slicer they were recruiting had not. She removed the hair from her legs, body and underarms, but had allowed the tuft in her pubic triangle to grow wild, though as she moved to gather up clothes, Jaden noticed she was completely hairless around her labia.

"You seem to have me at a disadvantage," Jaden said, prompting for a name as the woman pulled on a pair of dark, dark green trousers. She turned around, smiling, extending her hand and taking Jaden's. "Shannon. Shannon Voorson, at your service," she replied, as she tugged on a tight shirt that was pure black and only covered her down to the bottom of her breasts, and sighed. "What brings a Jedi Knight and a super-spy to my abode at two in the damned morning?" "We need an electronic infiltration specialist," Jan replied with a sigh. "if, that is, you can still pull the infiltration part of the job. You're getting fat, girl." She poked a finger into Shannon's stomach, bringing a look of faux mortified outrage to Shannon's face. "You're getting old, old woman," she replied back, with a playful swat at Jan's hand; the Alderaanian laughed as the Kuati woman speared her with a laser stare for a few moments... Before laughing herself. "I'm still in shape," she replied with a smirk.

"All right." Sitting at the table, Jan sighed and outlined the details of the estate they needed to break into, and the trouble they were having. Shannon looked incredulous. "Since when could a droid stop a super-spy in her tracks, let alone a Jedi Knight?" "It's not so much a matter of being stopped in our tracks as we want this to go down silently, with zero evidence we were there. No injuries, no stunning, and no bisected droid. We want to leave everything the way we found it."

"Damn... I hate those missions," Shannon muttered as she reached back, sighing. "And my blaster's broke, too. I was gonna fix it, but I got tired... Figures it'd be the one night someone actually does come through my door."

"Luckily, it was only us," Jaden replied with a grin. It certainly hadn't been luck, of course, if the human slicer was trigger-happy when awoken unexpectedly, as she'd seemed. Still, she smiled. "Give it here." Shannon tossed her the blaster, and she went to work quickly fixing it; the parts had all been laid out, the job simply abandoned in the process of putting it back together. "So, you need to infiltrate this house with no trace, no bodies and no wrecked droids. And get out with the security system being both re-set and not recording any hitch at all." "That's about the size of it.." "Easy-peasy." Shannon grinned. "I thought you were gonna give me something hard, like stealing another CC-23699, or talking to my parents."

Jaden raised an eyebrow, curiously, and Jan laughed. "Tell her about it in the speeder. Get whatever you're gonna need for the job." Shannon stood up, pulling a black, duster coat that seemed to absorb light from her closet, pulling it on, and launched into a whirlwind of secreting bits, bobs, and pieces of computer equipment within it. The last was the blaster she took when Jaden had finished with it, sliding it into a holster on the inside. "Let's go."


Like most SoroSuub civilian speeders, the XP-38 (like the X-34 before it) had only two seats. Unlike the X-34, passengers sitting on the rear deck would be in a difficult position due to the wider engine nacelle and the fact that the enclosed speeder cabin's rear transparisteel roof would be where her legs would have gone. Thus it was that Shannon wound up sitting on Jaden's lap, with her lumpy coat around her and Jaden like a blanket as Jan drove. The heat was on high, as the weather had picked up, colder and wetter, rain starting to splash around them. All in all, it was a nice feeling; being so close to the attractive human woman (who had tied her hair into a pair of pigtails at the side of her head, amusingly girlishly) with her hands resting on her stomach. She'd pulled back the gloves of her infiltration suit, quietly enjoying the feeling of Shannon's soft flesh under her; the slicer had no obvious tone at all, but when she flexed Jaden could feel muscles rippling underneath. While certainly not as atheletic as herself, she'd probably be able to keep up with Jan. "So, tell me about this job," Shannon asked, shivering as she raised her foot to cause the heat duct under them to direct warm air up their legs. "I mean, why are a Jedi Knight and two former Rebel operatives pulling an infiltration job on some random nobodies? These people haven't even come on my radar as remotely Imp sympathizers."

"It's... A little more personal than that." Jaden explained how they were doing this job at the behest of Leia Organa-Solo, who was herself doing it as a favor to a fellow survivor of Alderaan. Shannon nodded as she explained, laying her head back alongside Jaden's. With a smile, Jaden curled one of her lekku around the woman's head, and Shannon smiled as the heavy, meaty tendril pulled around her chin; she tugged it warmly around her neck, causing Jaden to sigh as a shiver ran through her. She doesn't know what they do, she reminded herself; but it still felt good. "So, what have you been doing that's got you as Jan Ors' go-to girl for slicing on Kuat?" "Oh... Not a lot," Shannon modestly demurred, and Jan laughed. "Well, let's see... I wasn't kidding when I said that at the age of nine, she was the youngest Rebel operative ever. It was just after Hoth, the Rebellion had lost Echo base and all - you've been there, you know about how rough it went. Anyway, we needed a new Colony-Class 23699 generator, and they're made on Kuat. One of us, Deen Voorson, was the nephew of the dockmaster overseeing it - Nell Voorson. She could have arranged the theft and made it look like she herself had been had, so Deen went to talk to her." "My mom refused to help. At all. They were all loyal sons and daughters of the New Order," Shannon said with a sour note. "She didn't turn him in, but she did tell him to get out and not come back until he'd given up the Rebellion. He left us a commlink to call him if we changed his mind, and, well... I stole it, I sliced the orders to be earlier than the real transporter was going to arrive, and I showed up to arrange everything... Then I got on the transport to see Deen, and we had to leave."

"She downplays it," Jan replied with a giggle. "She sweet-talked her way past the guards, got everything arranged, and rode the transport out under fire from TIE fighters and risking being crushed against the real transporter which was playing blocade." "They lifted up at the last second, and we got to hyperspace. That's how I joined the Rebellion," Shannon finished, with a chuckle, and Jan sighed. "Precocious little brat she was, too, slicing into everything and milking the helpless little girl thing for as much as she was worth." "Hey, it worked." "That it did, right up until about the time you were fifteen and people stopped believing you couldn't possibly be anything but an innocent teenager no matter how many nerftails you wore your hair in and how girlishly you dressed." "Yeah. That was after we were the New Republic and the only reason I was able to keep on working was because you and a few others kept vouching for me." "And because you'd sliced the database to think you were a few years older than you were," Jan shot back with a grin.

The slicer's hands touched hers, softly laying atop them, and Jaden smiled. Mmmmh. Could she be interested? It would be nice... She felt Shannon's fingers caressing the backs of her hands, and smiled as she asked, "So, what were you doing here?" "After the Fourth Battle of Kuat when we took the planet, there was real concern that something like the Palpatine Counter-Insurgency Front that Ysane Isard set-up on Courscant before she blew out of there might actually spontainously generate itself on Kuat. So me, and several other Kuati members of the New Republic were sent 'home' to monitor things. Well, the first place I tried was my parents' home in the KDY shipyards, but... Even though they were now in the New Republic, my mother never forgave me for stealing the generator and running away. We... Don't talk much." "And your cousin?"

Shannon's voice hitched for a moment, and she sighed. Her fingers tensed on Jaden's hand. "If they didn't forgive me, they hated him for luring me away. They couldn't stand him, and he didn't want to stay here... Deen left to join the New Republic Starfighter Corps. He wound up flying a TIE Intereceptor as a second-line starfighter pilot, this was back before we had the resources to fully outfit ourselves with all the good starfighters and often had to rely on the TIE compliments of the Star Destroyers that were frequently surrendering in those days... He got shot down during the campaign against Warlord Zsinj." Shannon sighed, and Jaden squeezed her hands, warmly. "I was told he made Ace twice over during that campaign, and once more on that last mission, but... I just know that Deen was destined to, to be one of the greats." Shannon's voice hitched, "- they'd promised him a spot in an A-Wing squadron once the squadron was formed.... If he'd been flying an X-Wing or an A-Wing instead of that damn piece of Imp trash..."

Shannon sighed, squeezing back, her pale hands surprisingly strong as they clenched Jaden's richly blue fingers. "I brought him home... His parents were dead; they'd been rounded up by the Empire after we stole the generator, but since they thought I'd been taken hostage, they didn't do the same to my parents... My parents didn't even attend his funeral. I confronted them about it, and they said it was the inevitable fate of Rebels."

"It sounds like you hate this place," Jaden murmured quietly, and Shannon nodded. "Oh, believe me; I do. The only reason I'm still here is... Well, I just haven't managed to leave yet. I was hung out to dry a week ago; 'the New Republic intelligence service thanks you for all your efforts, and is sorry to say we have no further need of you at this time.' They gave me five thousand credits in a numbered bank account and told me good luck, I'm on my own."

"And you're still here?" "I just haven't gotten around to leaving yet," Shannon replied with a shrug. "The last few months I've seen everything quiet on the Imp-sympathy front, but I've been tracking down a monetary build-up in very Imperial ways. I don't want to see my homeworld fall back into the Empire's hands. I don't want to see them do anything here." "And you've thought about siphoning off their money for yourself," Jan pointed out, and Shannon grinned. "The thought had crossed my mind. Since I'm a free agent now, I'm not obliged to drain the accounts and turn them back over to the New Republic."

With a sigh, the Kuati native slumped back into Jaden, the Twi'lek hugging her softly. "Sounds like you've got caught up in the same mess we're in. Let me guess; Fey'lya?" "I don't know who gave the direct order to let me go... But I know that when Leia Organa was in charge, they never would have dismissed an operative who was surveiling potential enemies of the state, let alone in the middle of a world that's still pretty much Imperial but answering to new masters... That's really how Kuat is."

"Hmmm?" "On Kuat, the Empire never died, it just underwent regieme change. They don't much care if the Emperor is calling himself the Emperor or Cheif-of-State, don't care if it's the Imperial Cog or the Alliance Starbird flying over the cities. Kuati... Well, the Kuati people are more than happy to fight for the New Republic, to build warships for the new powers-that-be that will be used to destroy the warships of the old powers-that-were. It's not really a question of loyalty; Kuat's loyalty is to whomever conquered them last. It's just that they do everything so very Imperially that on the ground, you'd have a hard time telling Palpatine wasn't still in power except that it's not his face on the credits anymore. Since the New Republic isn't in the business of telling it's member worlds how to do things, they get away with it."

Shannon sighed. "This wasn't the future I fought for for my homeworld." Jaden nodded, and squeezed her, softly. "It could be worse. They could still be building Imperial Star Destroyers for the Remnant." At that, she nodded, with a slight smile. "True. I'd at least rather they were building Nebulas for the Republic than Impstar Deuces for the Remnant." Shannon sighed, squeezing her atheletic-shoe clad feet around Jaden's boot, and Jaden hugged her, laying back and smiling at the pressing feeling of Shannon against her. Mmmmmh. She's relaxed, contented; enjoying this. Maybe... Just maybe, this could be the start of a connection.

Her mind wandered back to Niari, her Lethan friend and student, and she smiled. I hope you're doing well, wherever you are. And I hope you manage to make a connection, too. She grinned, laying back to enjoy the rest of the landspeeder journey.
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Re: (SWRPG inspired) Jaden Korr and the Great Kuati telbun Caper

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Kuat, later that morning
04:13. Those numbers glowed quietly back at Jaden from her chronometer. With Shannon not possessing the infiltration suit she and Jan were wearing, this penetration would be trickier; the Human slicer would be visible on the sensors. They had to be disabled, but it had to be done without setting off any alarms. Therein was the trick; and what Shannon and Jan were working on now while Jaden maintained observation at the gate. Shannon and Jan had clearly worked on this kind of thing before; Shannon was back in the treeline some half a kilometer distant, while Jan had crept inside the compound. It was risky, but if the sensor masts hadn't noticed them, chances were the droid canine wouldn't, either. It didn't, thanks to Jan's remaining close to the wall, and she accessed an access panel; splicing in a tap, she clicked her commlink.

Shannon went to work. The security system she was facing was purely civilian, but it stubbornly resisted her initial overtures. Someone in here is good at computers. It made her grin; whomever it was must have been like she was when she first stole that generator for the Alliance. She, too, had been working with purely civilian hardware, but she'd already made the Kuat Drive Yard systems her toy, thanks to inept security. The morons let computers generate their passwords. No computerized system is ever truely random, but they didn't even have an R3 unit do it, they let the mainframe do it. Anything a computer can come up with, another computer can crack. This one, though, was not the work of a computer. She could brute-force her way to the password simply by linking back to the heavy hardware in her apartment and letting it run the permutations; the password was short, only seven characters, but if this person was any good, it would be something a computer couldn't easily guess. Running the permutations, even with the heavy-hitting hardware in her apartment, would take the rest of the morning, and set off alarms from here to the Drive Yards.

No, she needed another way in. Here she was, in the middle of a rain-storm, crouched under a lean-to made by tossing a tarp over some low-hanging branches, tapping furiously on a datapad... And she loved it. Just like old times. Just like the good old days. Her blaster in it's holster instead of under her pillow, all the computer tools she needed around her person, breaking and entering for a good cause...

This one was frustratingly good, but there was a weakness. There's always a weakness. The slicer responsible for the electronic security was good, but she was better. She accessed a ghosted drive on the system; it wasn't well-secured, but she doubted most would even have found it, and smiled as she realized what it was. The drive was stuffed full of music files snatched from the Holonet, diaries, half-written stories, and pornography; primarily lesbian in nature. She grinned; she was dealing with a teenage boy here (or possibly a teenaged girl with bi- or homosexual leanings.) That told her that the security's complexity was most likely limited to the software end, and the teenager considered obscurity better security than any amount of genuine checks. A teenager probably wouldn't have been trusted with the hardware or firmware ends of things; the security might even have been implemented to keep the parents out of his stash. Regardless, no doubt the bratling thought that firmware was obscure enough that nobody would get to it.

I've got you now, bratling. She grinned; now that she knew her attack vector, it was a matter of dancing delicately down the trench of software security and delivering her payload. In this case, her payload was a phony firmware update from the manufacturer that she quickly wrote; a 'vital' upgrade, it would alter the timing system to require 27,000 seconds' worth of exposure to an anomaly to sound an alarm. As it would be patently impossible for that to occur (as her projected reversion would hit at 07:00, half an hour before that many seconds' could accumulate even if they had started at midnight,) no alarm could ever sound. At 07:00, the phony firmware update would trigger another firmware update, downloading the actual firmware from the manufacturer, and the only evidence they were gone would be if someone carefully examined seven hours' worth of recording to see that anything was amiss.

She piquishly cloned the bratling's ghosted hard-drive back to her systems at her loft as she delivered her data-bomb. The sensor masts went down as the system downloaded her update - they were down for two seconds (as it was a tiny update), then went back up. She double-clicked her commlink, and rose, making her way to the wall. "What about the droid," Jaden asked as she got there, and she shook her head. "His systems are slaved to the main system's settings. We'd have to dance around in front of him for seven and a half hours before he'd notice anything wrong." She proved this by walking out in front of the gate, confidently; Jaden felt her heart try to fold in on itself... And nothing at all happened. The droid dispassionately watched on, and Shannon grinned, leaving Jaden to heave a sigh of relief. "You're good," she whispered, and Shannon nodded.

"How long have we got," Jan asked as she slid up next to Jaden and Shannon in the entryway, taking out her tools to bypass the lock. "Until 07:00," Shannon replied. "Then the nerf is humped." "If it takes three of us three hours to search this place, we should all hand in our resignations," Jan replied with a grin. The hardware lock was nowhere near as secure as the computerized system, and it yielded like warm butter to a hot vibroknife. In the foyer, Jan shut the inside door and activated the drying system - warm air and ultrasonic vibrations (which made Jaden's lekku twinge with intense pleasure) quickly divested them of most of the moisture that the rain-storm had deposited on them.

"Set your blaster to stun," Jan advised; she took out her little hold-out, and set it to stun, while Shannon did the same with the heavy blaster pistol she was carrying. "I'll get one," Jaden murmured. "I saw a copy in his library." "A copy of what," Shannon asked, and Jan grinned. "I'll explain it later."

Entering the house, they found it darkened; Jan and Shannon both pulled a pair of lightweight low-light eyeglasses out of their belts, while Jaden had no trouble seeing in the light available, creeping around. They were looking for the telbun boy, or for evidence of where he'd gone if he wasn't here. Jaden crept up the stairs to the second-floor balcony, heading for the study in which she'd done her dance the previous day. When she opened it, she crept into the middle of the floor, looking around, when a click disturbed her. Behind her, she saw an R2 unit, painted black with gold trim, looking around; he lit up his holoprojector as a light, scanning the room.

Don't look up, don't look up. Although Shannon had said that the droids were slaved to the main system, she knew R2 units well enough to know that they were capable of creatively interpreting their orders any way they damn well pleased. She was crouching atop a bookshelf she'd leapt up to, between the bottom of the shelf and the ceiling, as the R2 unit scanned his head back and forth across the room, then clicked his light off and rolled back into its niche.

Damn. I wish we could take him with us. We could shut Warbler down for the rest of the trip. The R5 unit annoyed the hell out of her, and after spending a long time in the company of R2-D2 a few times, she'd gained a tremendous appreciation for the R2 series. She grinned at the thought; if this had been a genuine Imperial outpost, she'd have had no qualms about aquiring the droid at five-fingered discount. He had a restraining bolt with a manual override - telekinetically pushing it in would shut him down, then it would be an easy matter to give him orders - or just leave him powered down and carry him out.

Oh well. She slid down from the bookshelf, landing silently and slowly thanks to pushing up on herself. She located the copy of The Complete History of Corvis Minor, pulled it out and retrieved the holdout blaster from it. The power pack showed a full charge, and she set it to stun, replacing the datacard tome. I bet they've never even read a tenth of these books. Slipping back out, she started to search the rest of the top floor. There were no interior locks, and she carefully started at one end. She found an empty bedroom, clearly a guest room, and the second room was that of the teenager, the girl. Jaden's heart skipped a beat when she saw the girl was in a chair at a computer desk, her face bathed in the light from a lit monitor, but she felt no danger - no sense of activity. Curiosity warred with caution and won out, and she crept into the room.

It was in many ways like the apartment she and Jan had found Shannon in. Heaped with computer equipment and stuffed with personal things. Some frilly and girly, reminding Jaden of her own teenage years; Before I built a lightsaber. Before I became a Jedi. The girl's personal effects ran to many, some of them stuffed animals, some of them diary datapads. It was not clean at all, and somehow, Jaden thought that was this girl's own personal Rebellion against her parents; judging by the way the rest of the house was ruthlessly clean. Creeping up to the computer screen, her heart flipped at what she saw; an active monitoring system was flashing an alert about an mandatory firmware updatethat had been downloaded. But the girl had silenced the system, so she hadn't woken up when the alert started. Though her breath was strictly controlled, Jaden felt like breathing a sigh of relief as she crept closer. She pressed the button that cleared the alert, and saw what the girl was working on when she'd fallen asleep; it was a story. Her eyes flickered over the screen, and her lips twisted up in a smirk as she read that it was an explicit story of a teenaged Human girl being seduced and bedded by an exotic Rutian Twi'lek dancer. Her grammar and punctuation were good, and she showed a surprisingly good grasp of basic humanoid female anatomy at least, though the lurid story showed a clear lack of grasp of Twi'lek anatomy. Looking down at the girl, she saw that she was clad in a lightly-colored, soft pants and shirt, bedclothes, but that the pants had been pushed down to her knees, with one of the girl's hands between her thighs.

The thing that most caught Jaden's attention, though, was that in the story, the Twi'lek woman was dominant. She flicked up and down through it, and saw that the girl had wrote it with the girl trying to come on imperiously, but being easily dominated and seduced by the experianced woman. She felt a soft grin spread across her lips as she felt there was some hope for the girl yet.

Someday, little one, you'll find your exotic lover to sweep you off your feet. Jaden slowly pulled the girl's hovering chair to her bed, lifting her feet telekinetically. Slowly she lifted the sound asleep girl, tucking her into the bed and pulling the covers over her. She felt no threat of danger, as she turned to leave; satisfied the girl had slept through it, she had to fight not to yelp when she felt a hand close around hers. Her heart did perform some acrobatics without her, and she turned around, looking. The girl's eyes were still closed. Are you asleep, or faking it.

"Why did you come back," the girl whispered, and Jaden could see that her eyeslids were opened a tiny bit, when motion under them drew her attention. Oh, sithspit. "Are you robbing us?" Hot sithspit! "No," she whispered back; well, not of anything your parents knew they owned, anyway, she thought, thinking of the holdout blaster she'd taken, and thinking that she'd had it now; her fowl was cooked. Short of stunning the girl there was no way to get out of this one without talking to her. "I'm looking for someone." "You've found someone," the girl replied, opening her eyes all the way, and Jaden smiled. "No, someone else. Your brother." "Oh," the girl said, her face falling. "He's, um... In the next room. Our rooms are soundproofed, don't worry." Does she think - no way. Jaden shook her head. "Not like that," she said. "I'm not looking for that brother, either. I'm looking for your other brother." "Oh - oh..." The girl's brow furrowed, and she sat up, blearily blinking her eyes. "You're looking for telbun, she whispered, "why?" "What's his name?" "He... He is telbun. She frowned. "telbun are telbun, we... We don't speak his name. They have names, but..." She sighed. "You're looking for my brother, Jenal Maris... His was the room on the other side of mine." Damn. That room's barren. "He's already been sold, hasn't he?" The girl's eyes looked down, sad, and she nodded. Clearly it sat ill with her. "Why are you looking for him?"

"We were sent by your grandmother." "My grandmother? She's dead." "No... Your other grandmother. Your father's mother." Her eyes went wide. "We... She's dead. Long ago. She died with Alderaan." "No, she's alive. She's alive and well, and she didn't want her grandson to be sold into slavery." The girl sighed, closing her eyes. She pulled Jaden's gloved hand to her head, pressing her cheek to it. "... Why hasn't she ever told us?" "Your grandfather stole your father from her when he was a boy. Your grandmother joined the Rebellion." "My grandmother was in the Rebellion against the Empire!?" Jaden might as well have shot the girl with her blaster, she couldn't have looked more shocked, and Jaden winced; hoping the soundproofing was true. Jaden nodded. "Yes. That's probably why your grandfather told his son she was dead until he believed it."

The girl let out a huff, and a sigh. "Holy... Wow. This is... All this to -" "To save her grandson, yes." "Who are you? I mean, what are you? You're not a dancer, so you're some kind of spy, or, or..." Her eyes fell to Jaden's belt, and widened even further. "Shhhh," Jaden replied, as the girl mouthed the word 'Jedi'. She nodded, and the little human gulped. "Why? I mean... How does..." "Well, one Alderaanian tends to stick her neck out for another. I'm here with one Alderaanian, and the sister of my boss is herself Alderaanian, so..." She downplayed it to sound depricating, but the girl's fast mind quickly connected the links. She nodded. "I'll help you," she whispered, gathering herself up on her knees. "I'll go with you, help you find my brother, and -" "Shhh. No you won't." Jaden put her hand on the girl's forehead. "But... If my grandmother's alive, I want to see her, I -" "will be quiet and listen," Jaden murmured, and the girl's lips shut together in a slight pout, but complied. "If you want to see your grandmother, I have a comm-code to contact her. Here." She took a credit chip from her pouch - her last kilocred. Jaden winced as she thought of how much it would set her down to, giving the girl her largest chip, but she had to make sure the girl was safe until her grandmother could find her. She gave her the address to Shannon's apartment and how to get in the back way. "There's a woman living there who can help you, but if you don't find it, find a quiet hotel to hole up in. Call your grandmother, she'll be able to arrange to come get you."

The girl pouted. "But -" "No buts. This business could be dangerous, if we have to make a fast exit from where your brother's being held." She wouldn't consider the chance he was there of his own free will. "Look, if you stay there, I promise you'll be found... Even if in the end, I have to come and get you myself, okay?" "... Okay," the girl murmured. "But take Kresho with you." "Kresho?" "My droid." "the R2 unit in the study?" "He's an R3, actually; R3-K0. His dome got painted over and the idiot who sold us to him didn't realize it and assumed he was an R2. He can help you."

Jaden thought back to her desire to acquire the black and gold astromech, but shook her head. "It sounds like you'll need him if you're going to vanish even more than I will. I've done a lot of adventuring with an R-series in the past, they're beyond invaluable companions." "Which is why you should take him." Easy way to solve this argument. "I have an astromech, he's back on the Claw keeping it warmed up." A lie, he's back on the Claw shut down and in a closet. But she doesn't need to know this. "Keep your own for yourself."

"... Okay." The girl smiled. "You needed to know where my brother was, right?" "Yes." The girl hopped off her bed, pulling her pants up, and crept to her computer. "Father never told us, and he told me he deliberately kept no files about where my brother was sent so I wouldn't be tempted to track him down." "That's bad." "Nah. My dad's not very bright. He forgot that he's had me managing his books for years as part of his training me to be an accountant."

She quickly accessed the financial records. "The last big transaction was two days ago." He was sold off the day before we got to Kuat, Jaden thought. "From... A... Numbered account that was opened for the purpose and closed immediately after being deposited and drained... Sithspit." The girl growled, and Jaden smiled. "We have a slicer with us. Give me the number, and we can get through it." "I can do it," the girl objected, and Jaden squeezed her shoulders. "I don't doubt you can, but ours can do it faster, and we need to move quickly." "All right." The girl gave Jaden the number, and Jaden nodded. "Thank you." She wrote it down. "Think long and hard before you decide to run off. Your parents would be furious." "... Yeah." She turned around, and stood up, coming up almost to Jaden's chin. "Thank you. Thank you for telling me all of this." Reaching up, she touched the Twi'lek's cheek. "Although I am sad you didn't come for me... You know, for me?" She blushed, and Jaden grinned. "Sorry, little one."

"Won't ya at least give me a kiss?" Grinning at the girl's forwardness, Jaden chuckled. "Mmmmh. Sure. C'mere." The girl held out her arms, closing them around Jaden's shoulders and leaned up on her tiptoes. Jaden put her hand behind the teenager's head, and pulled her close; raising her head at the last second, she kissed the girl's forehead. The girl let out a resigned "Awh" as she settled back down, and Jaden smiled. "I try not to kiss someone on the lips whose name I don't know."

"Neela. Neela Maris," the girl unhesitatingly said, and pulled herself up quickly, pressing her lips to Jaden's. Though she felt no seed of connection with the girl, Jaden reckoned it couldn't hurt to give her the kiss; closing her arms around the girl, she let Neela press in. Humans always tasted chemically cool to her, a soft rush of coolness from the oils and fluids they produced, like sucking on a mint that turned to liquid. To humans, she knew she had an opposite effect; Neela's eyes widened as she tasted the hot tingle, the spicy aftertaste of Jaden's lips on hers, settling back to her heels, wide-eyed and wordlessly mouthing "what was that?"

Jaden grinned, patting the girl on the head. "I'm sure you'll find your Twi'lek someday, if you look. But not today." She squeezed the girl again, kissing her forehead once more. "May the Force be with you, whichever way you choose to go." Neela nodded, and let Jaden slip out of the room.

She saw Jan on the first floor, reading through a datapad she'd found on a drawer in a side table, and walked down to meet her. "I think I've got it." "I think I have, too. A list of names," she murmured, and Jaden held up the flimsi with the account number. As they each looked over each other's notes, Jan's eyes glanced behind Jaden. "Shannon's coming back." Shannon had searched the basement, and was grinning broadly. "I found something." She had her datapad in her hand, on which was a captured flat-image of a shipping crate's shipping information. "Found something that looked an awful lot like a dowry-gift, so I found the shipping info on it. Just a number, but..." "Should be enough, with what we have," Jaden said, and Jan concurred with a nod and whispered, "Let's go."
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Re: (SWRPG inspired) Jaden Korr and the Great Kuati telbun Caper

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Kuat, another day later
"I hope that girl isn't wondering why you're not at the apartment I sent her to," Jaden murmured. It was completely dark out, past midnight, but this job would be a lot stickier than the last one. "You gave her a kilocred and told her to go to a hotel if she didn't find anyone there," Jan reminded her. "She'll be fine."

Having back-tracked the money trail, they'd identified the family that had bought Jenal as the Distik family; as Kuati nobility went, they were on the lower end of the scale, which meant they rented the private army patroling their grounds instead of owning it outright. "Is it any wonder I hate my homeworld," Shannon had commented on that topic, while Jan was making a few black market contacts and securing her an infiltration suit.

Jaden couldn't blame her. She was starting to despise her homeworld, too. Having looked at the kind of mess they'd be facing trying to infiltrate, all three had decided to try a diplomatic approach for once; Jaden had approached the grounds wearing full clothes and a cloak, lightsaber displayed. She had introduced herself as a Jedi Knight; the droidified gate had demanded her credentials. She'd given him those she needed to have him send a hypercomm message to Yavin IV and verify; the obnoxious little ball-on-a-stick then replied "your credentials check out. You are a Jedi Knight. The masters will not see you. Good-bye."

Hence, they'd resolved to do it the hard way. Jaden let her fingers flex over her lightsaber's hilt. She hoped she wouldn't need it, but in the back of her mind she worried that she would. She always would. She'd almost never managed to have a mission without her lightsaber being required; it had been years since the last time.

"Easy, Jaden. A Lightsaber's not exactly a stealth weapon." "Stealthier than a blaster bolt," she retorted, and Jan laughed. "Only as long as it's not lit up." Unable to argue that, Jaden nodded. "At least I could bludgeon someone unconcious with it." "And get hair and blood all over that beautiful facia you made?" "Well... Only if I didn't have a rock handy."

They'd traveled over two kilometers in darkness on foot, in infiltration suits. The rain had ceased yesterday morning and hadn't returned, but the ground was still softened by it, squelching quietly as they came into view of the security gates. Unlike the Maris 'estate', which had been walled with sensor masts, this place was built like a genuine fortress. Guard towers sat atop each each hardpoint in the wall. Though they cast no visible light, a quick check revealed bright spotlights illuminating a quarter-kilometer omnidirectionally around the walls, and the entire insides. No doubt the guards' helmets or visors (or whatever) were equipped to let them see in that range.

It was actally quite intelligent. You could light the entire place up like a Life Day tree, without bothering the sleeping masters. It also made the job a hell of a lot harder - a check through electrobinoculars showed that the guards atop the towers were armed with long rifes and pintle-mounted repeaters.

"Isn't this overkill," Jaden hissed at Shannon, who shrugged. "This is Kuat. The ultra-rich live in a state of constant paranoia, afraid someone's going to come charging up from the woods with an army." "Why would they feel that way?" Shannon shrugged. "Don't have a clue. Kuati rich people don't have the inbreeding problem other worlds' rich people sometimes get. I think ours are all just mynok-guano insane as a cultural heritage trait."

"How are we going to get in, then," Jan murmured from the other side. "Isn't that your speciality," the Jedi asked, and Jan shrugged. "I'm open to suggestions,"

"Well... Our suits are very, very good at blocking electronic surveilance, and organic eyes can only be so many places at once, right?" "Right." "So, if we can avoid walking directly over the computerized sensors, we'll avoid tripping them. Then it's just a matter of evading the guards. And Jaden can help with that, right?"

The Jedi Knight nodded. "Right."

Ten minutes of careful observation later, Jan had an approach plan that would keep them away from most of the patrolling guard's lines of sight. Shannon had been using a wide variety of passive sensors to detect comm sources and buried lines, and had a good idea of where not to step to trigger an alarm. After a quick check ensured everyone was ready and willing, Jaden took point, following Jan's plan. It took some creative jigsaw maneouvering, but they bypassed the guards and snuck up to the front gate tower. The gate was the next hurdle - it was two meters high and solid durasteel, shielded. It looked like a bust; the wall would almost certainly have pressure sensors installed to detect anyone scaling it, but Shannon assured the other two that there would definitely be a concealed entryway specifically to allow nighttime entry and egress without opening the whole gates.

"Shannon, is the top of the gate shielded?" "I wouldn't think so. You'd have to be crazy to climb it, that shield would fizz and bang like a Liberation Day sky-flare." "Perfect. Stand back." Stepping back, Jaden licked her lips and took a short running start, then leapt into the air. Exending her arms, she gracefully sailed up, and landed atop the gate in a crouch, cozying up towards the guard-tower. The side wouldn't be pressure-sensored, not this high up; and she was right. It wasn't, letting her peek up and over the side. A single guard (Human, naturally) was under a large jacket with a hood down, leaving his head exposed. A large laser rifle was held on the half-walled corner facing towards the house by magnetic force, which would release it quickly when tugged, and a repeating blaster rifle was mounted on an outwards-facing pintle, it's power supply a hose conduit that left Jaden no doubt that (with the extra cooling gear around the barrel) if called into action, the mercenary security guard could hose fire outwards indefinitely.

Not exactly an Imperial scale fortress, but definitely at least worthy of the Rebellion's early days. She saw no heavy anti-infantry turrets or anti-vehicular turrets. That told her that the owners either couldn't afford them, or based their defensive needs around the anticipation of a rabble of angry people with, at best, civilian landspeeders with armed people aboard would be their primary threats. I wonder what they own and how badly they treat their workers? Maybe if they spent the money they spend on this private militia on improving their workers' conditions, they wouldn't have any reason to protect themselves like this.

She needed to get rid of the guard. The wall towers were connected to one another by genuine parapets, and the nearest tower was a hundred meters away. The guard in the tower she was pressing against was sitting forward in his chair, yawning and reading something from a datapad. Jaden licked her lips, and pointed at the tower a hundred meters away, willing the guard to go there, as if he'd been called over by his colleauge.

It worked. He looked up, cocked his head. "Mari?" Setting his datapad down, he started to walk down the parapet, letting Jaden pull herself over the side and land in a crouch. The guard towers themselves weren't IR-illuminated, presumably to prevent allowing foes with IR-detection gear to pinpoint and pick off the guards. Jaden glanced at his datapad; she'd expected perhaps pornography, or the most recent edition of some mercenary or weaponry outfitter magazine, but she found that (like the girl Neela) this guard was an amatuer author. A quick glance revealed it to be some kind of adventure story featuring a dashing hero (for hire) beating up a rogues' catalouge of assorted Alien species (and she really doubted any Human (or remotely human-sized humanoid) non-Jedi could have taken on a Wookie in melee, even armed with a pair of electrokhatars) to rescue the Kuati princess.

Jaden thought back to seeing Chewbacca literally rip the arm off a Weequay who'd been armed with a vibro-glaive. She wasn't entirely sure she wanted to pick a close fight with a Wookie even with a lightsaber. Turning back, a quick glance at the floor revealed a hatch in the floor in front of the laser rifle and the corner-wall panel. Kneeling down, she found the outline of the hatch, but saw no handle or controls. Frowning, she realized the hatch was an elevator pad. Footsteps alerted her that the guard was returning, and Jaden crouched.

He sat back down, and started typing on his datapad again. Damn. He's going to be a pain... She tried looking him over for inspiration, and grinned; he was wearing a large canteen on his belt, and there were two beverage tubes already emptied in a wastebin. She focused on him, on his tongue, made it feel dry, and he took a deep, deep drink. A few more repetitions and he was jiggling in his seat, with an empty canteen.

It seemed as if he couldn't take it any longer, and he stood, walking back to the panel. He stood on it, and pulled the laser rifle off it's mount. The Jedi mused to herself, What kind of a 'fresher do they have if you need to bring a long arm with you, and the hatch descended; with it, so did what she had assumed to be a half-wall. It stayed at the bottom of the next floor as the guard moved off, and Jaden frowned. Oh, I see. The lift is triggered to move up by the rifle connecting an electrical circuit. If you have to take it off the wall to fire, you can't retreat unless you're willing to fall a good two meters.

Most people of generally human size and physiology would have balked at falling two meters, but for a woman easily capable of leaping more than twice that distance vertically - on a bad day - the hop down was nothing, and she landed quietly. The guard had simply let his rifle recline against the wall, and she snuck in. The inside of the tower was thick like a bunker, with a small table room; there was a deck of cards on it, and two bunks along one wall. One guard slept loudly in the lower bunk, while the other (who had just swigged a whole canteen) was in a 'fresher stall without even a door behind him, unzipping his trousers to relieve himself. Next to the 'fresher was another lift.

Damn. It was a conundrum - if she stood on the lift to hide from the guard when he turned around, it would probably activate automatically, and he'd hear the sound of it. If she simply remained where she was she'd be seen. She considered hiding under the table, but in the small room she'd be likely seen. The bunks were recessed and dark, she couldn't hide under one... But she could hide in one.

Jaden climbed into the top bunk and pulled the covers over her head and body. In the dark, the black boots of her infiltration suit wouldn't be seen, and the dark covers probably wouldn't be, either. If he noticed her anyway... Two options - she could rub the bed invitingly and point at the guard below, hoping he'd think she was a companion his comrade had brought back, bedded, and left for him (or something similar,) or she could pretend to be a new-hire who hadn't been given a bunk yet.

Neither was a great idea. If she pretended to be a prostitute he might want her services immediately. If she pretended to be a new hire, he might decide to be helpful. The Force was with her, though, she heard him finish in the 'fresher, walk right past without noticing a thing amiss, pick up the laser rifle and connect it to the wall; the lift rose back to the top, and she climbed down, slipping to the down lift.

The next lift had to take her partly beneath ground level, she thought. What if there was no tunnel? That was worrying, but when she stepped out of the lift alcove she found her worrying unjustified. A tunnel led from the bottom of the tower along the wall, presumably into the next tower's bottom, another led down a set of stairs, presumably under the courtyard towards the house, and there was also a short set of stairs up to the front of the tower. She approached it to touch the panel to open it up, and consequently got a start when it opened on it's own, the thick section of wall pushing outwards and to the side, admitting Shannon and Jan, who closed it behind them.

"How did you..." "I figured they'd have to have wanted a way to get back inside, which meant a remote controller of some sort. So I just scanned until I found the reciever, then tried until it liked what I fed it. No security at all."

Feeling a little off-put, Jaden pouted, and Jan smiled, clapping her on the shoulder. "Cheer up. It was an impressive jump." Switching to a grin, Jaden nodded and pointed back behind herself, towards the tunnel into the house. "Jackpot," Shannon murmured, and again Jaden took point, leading the duo into the big house. They emerged into a wine cellar, lit brightly. The air within was high in pressure, causing a slight woosh of air past them back into the tunnel, and it was ruthlessly climate-regulated; racks upon racks of blond wood honeycombed bottle-sized holders held various vintages, with seperate, individually-climate-controlled safes in the walls with transparisteel fronts containing what Jaden presumed were more exotic vintages. A few of the fronts were opaque; possibly they held contents which were photosensitive (glitterstim came immediately to mind) or which the owners didn't want the casual visitor to know they owned. Maybe they're stashed full of baubles or something.

"Why do I get the feeling that the contents of this wine vault could buy my Headhunter," Jaden murmured as Jan chuckled. "Don't be silly. It could buy a squadron of your Headhunter. I'd bet it could buy the Phoenix Sunrise or maybe - if they get a good bidding war going for some of the rarer vintages - the Raven's Claw. Jan smirked, and Jaden grinned; the mention of the ancient, lovingly-updated freighter belonging to the young Jedi whom she'd been assigned to loosely mentor and oversee brought her a moment of levity. She hoped that they were having better luck than she was, wherever they were by now.

The door out of the wine cellar led to a hallway which was omst certainly at least one floor underground, with numerous doors. At one end of the hallway was a lift. "Generator room," Shannon said, and Jaden blinked at her. "Hmm?" "A place like this has to have a full generator room for itself. It's too far in the countryside to have mains power, and these paranoid lunatics wouldn't trust it anyway." "Okay, but..." "Simple: it'll be easy to slice in from there, and if we're lucky we can get what we're looking for from the systems without going anywhere anyone's likely to be at this time of night."

"Huh... No servants?" "Not at this time of night. No doubt they're all asleep in the servants' quarters." Nodding, Jaden licked her lips. "Right. Let's try it." Shannon found the generator room and opened the door into it. They emerged on a walkway surrounding a deep room, three floors tall, and Jan whistled low as they looked over the railing.

"This looks almost as thorough as the generator below the Academy," she murmured. The room was hot - not sweltering, but with a distinctly dry heat that made Jaden roll her shoulders. It felt good after the long trek through the woods and the tension of the infiltration. The main generator (or what she presumed was a main generator) was all the way below, while other machinery (which she presumed supplied the climate control) hung in the air on above on long struts, surrounding the power conduits and adding their own conduiting to the maze, and flanked by catwalks. "What an industrial nightmare," Jaden commented, adding, "definitely not a union job." "Trade unions? On Kuat?" Shannon giggled. "I think forming or trying to form a trade union on Kuat is still considered high treason and punishable by your choice of spacing, firing squad or Kessel."

"Lovely planet," Jaden murmured. "The longer I'm here, the more I wonder why we wanted it in the New Republic." "Might have something to do with the Drive Yards," Jan pointed out, and Jaden shrugged, sighing. "Point. Anyway... Terminal, down there." She pointed at an illuminated panel on the bottom floor, and the trio rode the lift down, walking towards it. A sudden Fwooooooosh! made Jaden jump, yanking her lightsaber from her belt with a familar telekinetic tug, but (not sensing danger) she didn't ignite it immediately. Jan too had drawn her blaster, but Shannon shook her head. "You didn't see?" She tapped a massive metal frame built into the wall. "Incinerator."

Not a concept Jaden was unfamilar with, of course. The Academy incinerated what waste they produced which was unrecyclable, though that was precious little - and Yavin IV was in the middle of nowhere, whereas this estate was easily within range of regular garbage hauling which could take the waste to a recycing center. Her pondering showed on her face, as she put away her lightsaber, and Shannon chuckled, shaking her head. Finally, the Twi'lek broke down and asked, "Why," as Shannon knelt by the terminal in the corner.

"Simple. Anything that might potentially be used against them has to be destroyed. And everything can potentially be used against them." "I'm not scanning," the Jedi frowned, kneeling next to Shannon, and the slicer nodded. "All right. If your datapad breaks, what do you do?" "Fix it. If I need help, I ask an R2 unit for assistance." "Right. But these people? They just toss it in the nearest garbage chute, it drops into this incenerator and gets turned into slag. The idea of fixing anything less expensive and with less attachment than a luxury landspeeder is anathema to the kind of people who can walk into a shop, say "I want that, that, that, and on until they've literally bought everything, without once considering the cost. And worse, there might be personal data on that datapad. If it winds up in a scrapheap, someone could fix it, find the data on it, and use it against them. Same with solid human waste - a medical analysis could be done on it to get an indication of what kind of medical condition the, um, contributor is in - that could be used against them. A forensic analysis could be done on it to get an idea of what they eat - that could be used against them. A genetic analysis could be done on it - you get the idea."

"So, every single garbage chute, every single refresher," "all ends up here. They incinerate everything. There'll be moisture-farming equipment somewhere on the grounds to provide them with their own water, and no doubt they'll have a huge tank storing it up in case of a dry spell or a poison gas attack that would leave the moisture vaporators unable to function safely. Naturally, air purifiers as well."

Jaden sighed. "This isn't living. This is..." "This is living under siege," Jan filled in. "Welcome to how the ultra-rich think. There's nothing more crafty, more canny, more cunning and more vicious than a have who's afraid that the have-nots are going to come and try to redistribute what he has."

Shaking her head, the Jedi Knight sighed. "Let's just get the hell off this planet. The sooner, the better." "Couldn't agree more," both Jan and Shannon said at the same time, then the slicer frowned. "Their electronic security's not the best, but... Mmmmh. Let's see. Oh." "What?" "Let's see..." "Found something?" "Looks like the girl in need of a mate-for-purchase was one... Mmmh, Erisa Distik." "Good. Will the hostage be with her?" Jaden had shifted to thinking of Jenal Maris as a hostage. The idea that someone could willingly subject themselves to a life of servitude in this place boggled her; for no amount of credits for herself (or her family) would she have been willing to consider being someone's personal slave like that.

It also helped her shift into the right mind-set to effect an exfiltration under fire in the event that Jenal wanted to go with them and the family that had paid large credits for him objected. As a Jedi Knight; as a Twi'lek and as a woman, she'd cut slavers down before, and wouldn't hestitate to do so again if it was what had to be done to free sentient beings from what she considered to be slavery.

Not that she enjoyed killing. Fighting, yes; Jaden reveled in a good fight, but cutting down thugs and crime lords armed with blasters wasn't a fight, it was killing. It was a fine distinction, a line she walked every time she ignited her lightsaber. Indeed, she often regretted killing; though in truth, she'd become mostly inured to the death of typical spacelane thugs, riff-raff, and stormtroopers, she'd seen so many die. Not that she allowed herself to become callous, but she didn't feel more than a modicum of sadness.

It had to be done, and she'd grown regretfully used to doing what had to be done. Then there were the ones that got to her; Alora. Even after slogging through more kilometers of Imperial facility than she'd cared to count, singlehandedly ending entire legions of stormtroopers, jet-troopers, heavy troopers, and great quantities of Tavion Axmis' legions of (otherwise universally male) Sith Cultists, Tavion's apprentice Alora had confronted her with the life of Rosh Penin in the balance. Even though Alora had cut his arm off, Jaden had plead with her to calm down and see reason.

The difference, of course, was that Alora was young and female. Sometimes she thought it was wrong of her to make such distinctions, but she'd never managed not to. Looking back (as she tended to do before a fight,) she could see why; she'd felt the beginnings of a seed of connection with her. Not hard to see why; they were so alike. Jaden was a Rutian Twi'lek, Alora was Lethan; blue and red, respectively. Alora was her peer, very much so, they were both lightsaber-focused combatants, they were both skilled and driven.

She hadn't wanted to kill her; she'd impaled the Sith student in the chest, just below the sternum. She might have survived if she'd gotten into a bacta tank quickly.. But there hadn't been time. She'd needed to egress and fly to Korriban to help with taking down the rest of the Cult of Ragnos, and Kyle had been worried about getting Rosh into a bacta tank. That was the one that always got her the worst; which is why she remembered it. She never wanted to become complacant or inured to the feeling of death, and if she had to dredge up the one she really regretted being forced to kill, so be it.

"You okay?" Jaden's eyes opened, and she was holding her lightsaber in the air before her head, telekinetically rotating it around the axis of it's shaft. "She's just... Meditating, you might say," Jan answered for her. "I think she's thinking we might have to cut our way out of here." "Oh.... Oh, right." Shannon coughed, clearing her throat. "Anyway, Erisi Distik is... Not here." "Not here?" "She, and a lot of luggage - that's how these sick bastards consider telbun when they go travelling - seem to have left." She checked her chronometer. "Yesterday morning, in fact." "Where for?" "Towards the starport. beyond that, I can't say."

Jaden had seen humans, in moments of frustration, tug on their hair. It wouldn't work the same for her lekku, though she deeply wished it would. "We're always one step behind this insanity, are't we?" "Seems that way," the Alderaanian super-spy said with a shrug. "So, we find out where they went." "Which means what..." "Search her room? Interrogate a butler?" Shrugging, Jan looked to Shannon, who also shrugged. "Searching her room sounds like a good start. I've found it... Third floor, north wing." "Great. On the opposite side of the compound from the exit. Let's get a move on. Yeah, about that. I think we're in luck." "How so?" "Remember how these crazies like secret passages? We can get there from here."

"What, from the sublevel?" "No, from here." Shannon pointed to the other side of the humming generator. "There's a hidden tunnel over there, and it'll take us to this Erisa's room." "That's convienant," Jan murmured, and Jaden shrugged. "I guess so. If the place comes under crazy attack and you need to get out, she could ride down to here, take the lift back up to the corridor with the wine cellar and skip down the tunnel to the wall." "More likely just so she can come and go at will. The real escape tunnels and probably hidden well enough you can't find them from this system view."

"Regardless, if she can come and go at will, it makes it easier for us to come and go and will," Jaden replied, letting Shannon find the hidden entrance and once again taking point down the corridor; at least until they got halted in their tracks by a biometric lock.

"Shannon? Jan? This is your kind of speciality, unless you want me to open it rather permanently." The super-spy and slicer slid forward, looking at the lock and frowning as they looked it over a few times. "This is going to be a pain." "It's an older system, though. That makes it good." "Why?" "Because I still have this." Jan withdrew a card the size of a credit chit from a pocket on her infiltration suit, and Shannon's eyes lit up. "How did you get that?" "I had a feeling that things would be changing after Kyle decided to truely become a Jedi and stop our mercenary ways. I told Cracken that all my Intel gear had been seized by Desann and his Imperial thugs when they kidnapped me and went missing when we blew up his ship." She smirked, as she pulled a thin strip which levered out from the card, looking at the bio-lock. After examining it judicously for a moment, she slid it into a port on the machine. "Jaden, take the honors." "What do you want me to do?" "Put your hand on the palm-plate."

Puzzled, the Jedi did so. "Okay... Now, take it off. Put it back on again," Jan said, removing the card. When she did so, she was surprised to find the door opened for her. Surprised, Jaden blinked, asking "what the hell was that?" "An Intel toy. It flash-blanks the lock and sets it into new installation mode so that when you put your hand on the first time, it's scans overwrite the old bios with the new ones. Then you take it out and your enemy's lock is now your lock."

Grinning, Jaden reached for the card, but Jan tisked and folded it back into some unknown recess of her suit. "Ah-ah-ah. Get your own. Money literally cannot buy these, no matter how rich you are. Besides, it's not like you ever have trouble entering any space you wish." She tapped Jaden's lightsaber, and the Jedi Knight grinned. "True." She stepped forward, with Jan and Shannon on her heels.

The secret entrance to the bedroom was through a holo-fire. Though there was heat coming out of climate control ducts in it, and it shed considerable light, it wasn't true incandesance, as was obvious by the fact that the 'logs' and 'fireplace' were studded with holo-emitters, there was no ash, and the fire was a thoroughly unnatural shade of neon green. Stepping into the room, though...

"By the Force," Jaden muttered, and Jan winced. "She has to be a teenager. No other explaination for it." Shannon cringed. "This is an outrage against taste. Did we bring any incindiaries?" "No, but I can start a cleansing fire with that bed-spread and my lightsaber if nessessary," Jaden replied. The room was truely abominable. It seemed to be fully the size of the garage at the Jedi Praxeum on Yavin IV; paneled with a brilliantly blue wood, like Jaden's skin, the carpet was seemingly a light-consuming black inky mass. One full corner was occupied with a massive pink couch that formed the majority of a square, with a full holoprojection unit in the middle, hanging from the ceiling, and numerous tables. "You could assemble a full Rebel strike team on that couch," Jan murmured, and Shannon strugged. "And I doubt anyone but her has ever sat upon it." A personal workstation dominated the room near the window, and Jaden winced when she looked out the window and saw the patrolling guards. She knew they were all privacy-screened, allowing light in but not out, but habit still made her wince as she saw the guard look in her direction briefly.

The storage area was to the left of that; a number of shelves and tables, containing what Jaden imagined were personal treasures. "At least she has good taste in statuary," Jan pointed out. The statuary the girl liked to keep was arranged by section; that nearest her computer was devoted to the nude female form; a huge statue of the mythological angel - the artist's interpretation anyway. The flesh was purest white; under much light it would certainly have glowed; her arms stretched up into the sky, with six vast wings forming an arc behind her. The body, Jaden saw as she drew close, was studded intracately with tiny white gemstones - the eyes were blue stones, while the nipples and vagina were tiny red stones. The wings were encrusted with larger yellow stones; the Angel seemed to be stretching her six wings protectively around a diadem of other female forms. To the left she found a collection of statuary ships; an entire squadron of X-Wings, each one so large that to pick it up carefully with two hands floated in the air on microrepulsors, facing off against a squad of TIE Interceptors. Each ship had been exquisitely detailed; peering in, the Twi'lek Jedi could easily see individual faces and helmets on the crew, and individual markings on the starfighters; most of them white and red, one of them green and black.

"It's Rogue Squadron," Jan murmured. "She's got her own Rogue Squadron here; facing off with the One-Eighty-First," the Alderaanian pointed out, pointing to the TIE Interceptors, noting the red bands along their wings and hulls. Like the statuary of the women, these were decorated and festooned with an abominable number of jewels, many of them tiny - though Jaden noted the glint of a large gem inside the X-Wing's proton torpedo launchers, and she'd have bet every credit she had on her that each X-Wing had a full complement of gemstone torpedoes.

"Good taste, yes," Jaden murmured, "but by the Force, each one of these statues probably cost as much as a real X-Wing." "I'd be surprised if that was all they cost," Shannon pointed out. "This is unquestionably unique. I mean..." She shook her head. "Look at this, they even precision cut the kill markings out of gems. That had to take a microscale laser to pull off." Shaking her head, Shannon sighed. "Which squadron do you think she roots for?" "Eh?" "She has the elite of the elite - Rogue Squadron facing off against the Imperial one-eighty-first. Which squadron do you think she's a fan of?"

Pursing her lips, Jaden considered it for a few moments. "Rogue Squadron." "How do you figure?" "She put them between her bed and the 181st. Their X-Foils are in attack position, and they're rising, as if to meet a threat. If they were running, their X-Foils would be in flight position, and their afts would be to the squints." She held her hand out, considering the squadron of floating toy starfighters (if something that cost a fortune can be considered a toy.) "The squints are diving in on an attack vector, but if you follow their line of attack past Rogue Squadron, you find her bed. And if you look," she pointed, "Rogue Leader has fired a proton torpedo, and some of their laser cannons are tipped with red gemstones, like they just started to fire. Corran Horn's X-Wing is firing all four at once, whereas Rogue Two's is in twin-twin mode... She's put Rogue Squadron between herself and the Empire."

"Not bad protection if you can get it," Jan murmured. "There was this time -" "Believe me, I know all about it. I've worked with them before," Jaden replied with a smile. "Can't think of better people to bring with you to a party." "So, this tells us..." Shannon pursed her lips. "It tells us that she's a ditz with more money than brain cells... But that she's afraid of the Empire, and looks to the New Republic to protect her. She's insecure at heart, but I've no doubt she covers it up well. She doesn't feel safe, not even here in her own bedroom in the heart of what can charitably be called an armed outpost. The walls are at least a meter thick, no doubt durasteel-reinforced ferrocrete, and that window is capital-ship grade transparisteel, but even here she's afraid."

Jaden nodded, leaning forward. The proton torpedo that Rogue Leader had launched was hovering about the width of her pinkie ahead of the starfighter. She slowly rotated the fighter with the tip of her finger, and the gemstone followed with barely any lag. It was about the length of her small finger; broad at the end facing the TIEs, narrowing on further back. Color courscated through it as she moved her head to view it from different angles, and she smiled, plucking it from the diadem of gemstones. The fighter bobbed towards it for a second, then relinquished the microtractor grip, letting her have the crystal. "I don't think Wedge will mind much," she said, holding the gemstone up to her eye. It felt right; auspicious, even. She grinned.

"How much do you think that gemstone cost, and can I have one," Shannon asked, and Jaden grinned. "I've no idea, but I want to put it in a lightsaber I'm building." "Really?" The slicer blinked, and Jaden nodded. "Wow. That's... That's interesting. Will any gem do?" "That's a long topic. Love to talk your ear off about it, but..." She nodded to the girl's computer, and Shannon blushed. "Oh, right. Sorry," she said, slipping over to the computer. "It's just... That collection there is probably worth more money than every credit that's ever passed through my hands, every piece of equipment I've ever been issued, and the invisible market value of all the organs in my body," the slicer said, as she went to work on the computer system.

"I think it's fair to say that about all of us combined," Jan pointed out, and Shannon nodded. "I know. It's just... Ah, hell with it." She sighed, and Jan frowned at Jaden, behind Shannon's back, nodding at the slicer; Jaden nodded, frowning in return.

Jaden turned back, staring at the door to the room, and kneeling down. She felt the carpet - even the carpet felt like silk, and she wondered what it would feel like sinking through one's toes every day. There was no sign it had been trod upon by anyone but the three intruders; the room must be meticulously cleaned. She reached forward, stroking the bedsheets; she'd been impressed on Naboo, seeing how the daughter of a senator lived there. With her hand on the sheet, though, she realized that the Naboo upper-classes were paupers in comparison; or rather, they didn't feel the need to spoil themselves in such opulence.

There are queens that don't have bedrooms this good, I'm certain, she thought. She couldn't really imagine living like this, but she could easily imagine how Shannon must have felt; at the age of nine years old she'd betrayed her family, her family's megacorporation, her homeworld and her Empire to join the Rebellion, and had sliced, cracked, coded; tricked, troubled, and harassed the Empire ever since then. As the Rebellion became the New Republic and she'd gotten older, she'd shed blood and had her own shed to uphold the new galactic order she'd helped to forge, then had been sent to a world she despised (and which despised her) for nearly a decade, putting her skills in slicing to use monitoring a high-risk, critical-importance world for seditious activities or evidence of Imperial resurgance... And her entire reward for her efforts, her burnt bridges and shed blood amounted to five kilocredits and an admonition that revealing or capitalizing upon any of the state secrets she may have been privy to during her time as an RIA agent was an offense chargable with a variety of crimes, starting with grave felonies and going all the way up to outright treason.

And here she was, a fistful of days after that outright rejection, doing a highly felonious favor for an old friend, intruding upon the sanctity of a teenage girl's bedchambers, which were filled with wealth that must have seemed as if it could have suitably lined entire national treasury vaults, all for the sake of rescuing one boy who'd been sold into what amounted to slavery no matter how the Kuati tried to spin it. She could understand how Shannon felt; they were already commiting about twenty or thirty felonies, why not add grand larceny to that, take one or two of the starfighter statues - or hell, put the lot in the girl's bedsheet, stuff it with her numerous pillows and abscond with them.

It wasn't theirs, that's why. If these had been the bedchambers of some moff, pirate, crime lord or warlord, Jaden would have had no problem allowing Shannon to do just that. She'd have done it herself - the Academy needed the funds, after all, desperately. It wouldn't even be hard to liquidate them; Han Solo, Mirax Terrik-Horn, both of them new the smuggling business inside and out. They'd have been easily able to sell the goods and make good on them.

She looked down at the crystal in her hand. There was no doubt in her mind it would make a supreme lightsaber focusing crystal. It was huge, but probably not worth a tenth of what any given starfighter in either of the two squadrons cost. In comparison, it would never be noticed, and she imagined the family wouldn't even notice the absence of money if they replaced the entire diadem outright.

But that doesn't make it right, she mused, frowning. It wasn't hers, nor did it belong to an enemy she could rightly seize it from. Would the situation have been different if the family's mercenaries had opened fire on them? They'd picked the confrontation, coming here, infiltrating the house - didn't that make them enemies? And if she took the lightsaber crystal, wouldn't she be hypocritical in telling Shannon - or Jan, for that matter - that they'd be in the wrong if they decided to sack up some of the excess portable wealth around them?

Maybe the masters of the house... Maybe she'd even have to confront the gemstone's owner in the course of rescuing her telbun... But until then... Jaden sighed. She stood up, walking back over to the diadem, holding the gemstone out in front of the launcher where it had come from. "Here, Wedge. I think you'll need this," she murmured. I'm not going to steal this proton torpedo from the frightened little girl who bought her own Rogue Squadron to protect her from the Empire, Jaden resolved. She'd felt it, kneeling beside the girl's bed. Haughtiness and arrogantness, sure, that fed the room, but at the bed she felt the true owner; young, female, scared and covering for it. Scared of a lot of things, deep inside, insecure and afraid.

"Feeling sorry for the evident heir-apparant to the banking clan fortune," Jan asked with a sarcastic tone but a wry grin, and Jaden sighed, slumping her shoulders. "Yeah. I guess. It's just... I guess I can feel her, when I touch this bed. A person sinks into the places they spend a lot of time, and she spends a lot on this bed. A lot of time..." Jaden sighed. "A lot of time with her legs up in the air, tapping on a datapad, or dreaming. A lot of time cringing, cowering under the covers once everyone has gone away. A lot of time being afraid of the galaxy; and... Of herself," the Jedi murmured with some surprise.

"I'll say. I just cracked the final encryption on her last diary," Shannon announced. "Look at this." She slid out of the way, revealing to Jaden an image of... Herself, in full dance recorded at one of those places Jan had tried to 'sell' her at. "She made a huge entry about how she wanted you for her own, though she knew her parents would never permit her to hire a self-sell... She also wrote at length - and detail - about how she and her telbun - never once does she mention he has a name - fornicated on the bed. Her description, I'll add," Shannon murmured.

"Not satisfied with the boy," Jan asked with a raised eyebrow, and Shannon blushed as she looked at it. "Well, I have to give him honors for effort. She wrote about undergoing five of what she termed 'carnal releases' before giving him permission to ejaculate inside her ... I feel sorry for her; both of them, I guess. This is the writing of a girl who's doing something she desperately wants to enjoy and can't, but knows that she's expected to."

"Hum... Could she be like you, Jaden," the Alderaanian spy teased, but Jaden thoughtfully pursed her lips. "I think that might be. It would account for the insecurity and all. If she's grappling with questioning her own sexual orientation and knows she's expected to have this personal slave to shag her silly at her every whim... Maybe there's pressure there? Maybe he'll be punished if he fails to please her, and she feels guilty because the best he's capable of is stimulating her to a mechanical orgasm? Does it say where she's gone?"

"Um..." Shannon gulped as she scrolled the text down. "That's not good, is it." "She seems more chipper in her next entry, wherein she decided she was going to treat herself to something nice as a coming-of-age present... And she might share with her telbun if she's feeling particularly, benevolantly generous - again, her words." "What kind of a gift," Jan asked, and Shannon sighs. "Something azure-blue, that moves like fluid and dances like light with wisps. I'll go to the source."

"Ryloth," Jaden spat, groaning. "I think our plan backfired in a big way, Jan." "She's going -" "To the Twi'lek homeworld to find a dancing girl to buy... A dancing girl that no doubt bears more than a passing resemblance to me." She slapped her forehead. "We have to get back to the Claw, we have to burn space trails." "Why? What's so bad about that?" "Ryloth... Ryloth is the Twi'lek homeworld." "So?" "Even if she doesn't run into the Diversity Alliance - big If - Ryloth... Is an ethnic ghetto. You've known me for years, and before that you've known mainly, what, cosmopolitian Twi'leks. Twi'leks who've either lived off Ryloth for years, or never been there. The culture there is entirely different from what you know."

"How... Much trouble could she get into," Jan carefully asked, and Jaden sighed. "Depends on who she meets and hooks up with. If she knows the right ways to get in, knows the right signals and customs, she could have the time of her life. If she lands and strides around like she owns the place... Enslaved and thrown into the spice mines. Shot. Hell, she'd come off as an Imperial princess. I wouldn't be surprised if someone with some clout decided to 'disappear' her into the bowels of the planet and chain her up as their dancing girl. And Jenal, well... He'd probably get the spice mines."

"Ryloth allows active slavery?" "Why do you think they haven't been admitted to the New Republic," Jaden muttered with a dark tone, as Shannon copied everything she could get her hands on and stood up. "You sound like you don't like it." "I don't. I've never been there, and I've never wanted to." "Guess we're going there now." "It seems that way. We'd better hustle, fast. This just went from bad to worse."
CaptainChewbacca wrote:Dude...

Way to overwork a metaphor Shadow. I feel really creeped out now.
I am an artist, metaphorical mind-fucks are my medium.
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