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I just thought of the best idea for a Trek fanfic...

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Jason Vorhees (uber Jason from Jason X) vs Star Trek.

And I'm so ready to write this fic. But I'm only gonna do it if you guys want to see it.

So, what say you?
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Re: I just thought of the best idea for a Trek fanfic...

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Lord_Xerxes wrote:Jason Vorhees (uber Jason from Jason X) vs Star Trek.

And I'm so ready to write this fic. But I'm only gonna do it if you guys want to see it.

So, what say you?
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He should have one arm tied behind his back to start with.
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Jason would be good, Predator would be better
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Perhaps I can do Predator in another series. I've already been toying around with the clusterfuck that will be a storyline. (as if it's necessary anwyay...heh).

So if I do this, should i do it in installments, or as one whole finnished piece? Because I have a tendecy to write longer shit more often than not.
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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Awww...no one else is intrested in seeing this fan fic?

Come on guys, at least let me know Yay or Nay so I'm not wasting my time one way or the other.
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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Hmmmm. I say they work together. Predator kills at long rangs with his shoulder cannon while Jason slashes away. :twisted:
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Oh this could be a good OSC topic. Jason X vs. Predator on board a GCS full of redshirts going for the highest kill score. Who wins?

Carnage of course, now that i'd pay to read.
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I don't think it would be very entertaining with the Predator. They'd pull out their phasers and he'd refuse to try and kill them because they're unarmed.
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Well. Some of them would be carrying Bath'lets ... Oh, wait, I see your point :lol:

Realistically speaking the Phaser is a fairly good weapon at ranges below say 2 yards, but still: no weapon is more dangerous then its wielder (in this case starfleeters), so you are correct to that extend. :wink:
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Actually, for my Jason vs Star Trek fanfic, I have a scene in mind with Worf vs Jason in melee combat. That should be great.
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson

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