SD.net flamefic Comments Thread

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-19 11:52am

NecronLord wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:Where am I?
ASVS. Showing NecronLord his new hot best friends.
*squints*

I don't trust you Frank...

*squints some more*

you'll like my friends trust me

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-19 02:16pm

Admiral Drason wrote:This is the best story if ever read GAT . you should put in a poem like in Lord of the rings. like this, in the land of Dark Star where trekkies lie.

Hmm...poems and songs...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-19 02:18pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
NecronLord wrote:
Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote: ASVS. Showing NecronLord his new hot best friends.
*squints*

I don't trust you Frank...

*squints some more*
you'll like my friends trust me

They hot? {and for that matter female}

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-19 02:51pm

NecronLord wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:
NecronLord wrote: *squints*

I don't trust you Frank...

*squints some more*
you'll like my friends trust me
They hot? {and for that matter female}

Thrawn designed them so I dunno

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-10-19 02:56pm

Cpt_Frank wrote:
NecronLord wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote: you'll like my friends trust me
They hot? {and for that matter female}
Thrawn designed them so I dunno

You mean our Thrawn I take it? I'll have a little faith (please note I'm having my ship stand by thrawn!)

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-19 04:30pm

Of course they're hot and female....

What, you think I'm going to write "Yeah Fucking Right"? I should kill you for thinking I'd lie.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-19 04:32pm

Grumbling does not become you, GAT.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-19 04:50pm

no one thinks you'Re lying

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-10-19 05:00pm

Hmmm....damn I left really weakly....oh well, good chapter GAT.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-10-19 08:38pm

New chapter, still a lack of marijuanal bunnies.

Cpt_Frank · Post by **Cpt_Frank** » 2002-10-20 11:53am

*waits for chapter*

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-10-20 04:59pm

What site do you guys get those cool smiley faces in your sigs?

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-20 05:09pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:Hmmm....damn I left really weakly....oh well, good chapter GAT.

Sorry but you were a minor character. I wanted to set up Kerkhof.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-20 05:10pm

anarchistbunny wrote:What site do you guys get those cool smiley faces in your sigs?

www.mysmilies.com

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-20 05:13pm

Dammit GAT i thoughtn you'd posted a new chapter

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2002-10-22 08:18am

Uh... it's may be 2 late GAT, but can I be in your story?

Post by **haas mark** » 2002-10-22 08:45am

Ditto that! It's a really excellent story! I have just read through it, and I really like it! Keep up the good work...Whether I'm in or not doesn't matter...but you could intro the Monkeys! (Since Straha's already been killed and all....)

Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman · Post by **Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman** » 2002-10-22 02:07pm

Just some ideas:
- In the second chapter it was mentioned about "great land of Saxton". I imagine it as some neutral, peaceful but powerful Kingdom (domain? barony?) that no Trekkies dare to attack. Curtis Saxton is a sage (wizard?)which is powerful (like Elminster in FR) but choose not to be involved directly in the war.
- How about putting Shadow in the story?
- IIRC Sothis switched sides to SW in a thread (can't remember the thread's name). How about making it part of the plot?

BTW nice story, GAT.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2002-10-24 03:42pm

Errrr.... I'll just get back to my fanfic now. Bye!

*runs like hell*

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-10-26 03:41pm

Can I be in it?

I cant believe I missed being pulled into monkey pit.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2002-10-26 04:35pm

I need to keep my eye on this forum more... may be a bit late but I'd be nice to be in your troll hunting story, if you can't or don't want to fit me in its all good... oh yeah :: smacks Iggy... just because its my job ::

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2002-10-26 08:16pm

Be wary of the Buffalonians....for our power is beyond human comprehension....

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-10-26 11:06pm

Do I have to mass delete?

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-10-26 11:14pm

Yes, and do it in the Porno Fanfic thread as well. The last couple pages in both are pure spam.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2002-11-05 08:52pm

New chapter! Less then a month inbetween!

"Dum dum dum dum dum..." Dalton sung, waving his sword as he walked.

"Shut up man!" Kerkhof said, giving him a not to light whack on the head with his sword. "You could bring down an army with that horrible voice."

"Why I outta-argh!" Dalton fell with an arrow in his hand. And from the arrows direction came a pack of angry Trekkies.

Sea Skimmer brought up his crossbows and fired. As he fell back to reload, Kerkhof charged. He jumped and fell on a Trekkie who didn't even get a chance to scream before a sword was plunged into his skull. Kerkhof quickly pulled it out and decapitated a Trekkie who had his blade raised to attack. He spun around and blocked a strike aimed at his knee. He kicked the Trekkie who had attacked in the face, sending him crashing into two others.

Sea Skimmer was not doing as well. MoO and Dalton has charged into the growing mass of Trekkies, slicing at them left and right. Crayz had jumped onto a rock, giving him a clear view of the Trekkies and was shooting arrows at them rapidly; often one who was threatening his companion. But that left Skimmer all alone. His crossbows took a while to reload. He brought them up and fired, slaying the two nearest trekkies. He Realized he didn't have the time to reload both, so he threw away the second.

"Damnit," Sea Skimmer said angrily. His crossbow had jammed. A Trekkie saw an opportunity and plunged his sword into the crossbow, leaving Sea Skimmer temporarily unarmed.

"Ha!" said the Trekkie and he pulled his sword out of the ruined weapon and prepared to impale the weaponless Flame Warrior. Sea Skimmer smashed the Trekkie's face with his fist and heard bones crunch. He went flying into a group of Trekkies and knocked down his own companions.

"Ha yourself moron," Sea Skimmer said the fallen Trekkie. He pulled out his short and long swords and slashed at the horde of Trekkies coming towards him. One Trekkie had himself speared in the neck. Another was slashed on the chest, opening a large mortal wound. But they kept on coming. Sea Skimmer slew two Trekkies and tossed them at the rest, taking down eight others. But finally a Trekkie got through, and his blade pierced Sea Skimmer's back armor.

Sea Skimmer turned and decapitated the Trekkie who had stabbed him. But with a gurgle, he collapsed to the ground. Kerkhof saw him fall and rushed towards him. But a wall of Trekkies blocked him. Crayz however had been sniping away at a distance. He put down his bow and drew his sword and charged towards the Trekkies. One had his sword raised over Sea Skimmer, ready to finish off the large fighter. But the Trekkie saw himself fall way from his legs when Crayz cut him in half.

"Get up you big oaf!" Crayz urged to Sea Skimmer. But he was too hurt to respond, much less getting up. So Crayz was forced to slice at Trekkies left and right for he could not retreat and leave the defenseless Sea Skimmer.

But fortunately Kerkhof had broken through the wall of bodies stopping him. The Trekkies who had been unable to do anything other then charge at Crayz and die were dismayed to find themselves being hacked to pieces from behind.

There were little survivors from Crayz and Kerkhof's attacks and fewer still survived MoO and Dalton. The survivors fled, running like madmen to escape.

Sea Skimmer's vision was blurry. He heard noises. They might have been voices but he could not understand them. He saw a large shape pick up his body. He tried to say something but instead he fell into darkness.

"Get up you lazy pig," Dalton commanded. Sea Skimmer slowly rose to his feet. He turned his head to view the large wound. But there was nothing but a gap in his armor.

"What-" Sea Skimmer began.

"Hahaha, don't you know I'm an excellent healer. That wound ain't nothing but a bad memory now. Now let's go catch up to the others. They're uh…"discussing" something's." Dalton and Sea Skimmer ran up to MoO, Crayz and Kerkhof just in time to hear their "discussion."

"I'm telling you," Kerkhof argued, "we should have followed the surviving Trekkies and wiped them out."

"And just leave Sea Skimmer to die? I think not," retorted Crayz.

"Please. Dalton could have stayed What did you or I do to help him? Absolutely nothing. Dalton was the one who did everything. We could have gone and they them out."

"Why?" asked MoO. "Just so you can make sure a few more Trekkies bite the dust and your kill count rises a tiny bit? Kinda and it'll delay us from reaching Saxton."

"Okay, maybe I wanted to slay a few more Trekkies," Kerkhof admitted. "But I had another far better reason."

"Which is?" Crayz asked.

"Which is," Kerkhof began, "those Trekkies didn't just go 'hey, let's go attack them.' Someone sent them. And they're going to go and report to that someone. And I think he'll send more Trekkies to kill us."

"How do you know they weren't random Trekkies? Did they have any symbols on their armor?" MoO inquired.

"Actually, yes." Kerkhof pulled out a small piece of armor with strange markings on it and handed it to MoO. And when he saw it, his face turned pale.

"What is it MoO?" Sea Skimmer asked.

"It...says G2K," MoO managed. "That stands for Guardian 2000. AKA... Dark Star."

"Well that sucks," Kerkhof said, breaking the silence. "He knows we're here. Be prepared for attacks bigger then that one ten fold."

"Wow Kerkhof, aren't you cheery," Dalton said sarcastically.

"Really? And people say I'm gloomy," Kerkhof replied, returning the sarcasm.

"Oh shut up you two," interrupted MoO. "You're more vicious at each other then you are at the Trekkies."

Before the two could respond, Crayz shouted, "LOOK!"

On top of a hill behind hind them, stood a group of Trekkies. But it wasn't just a group. It was an army. More and more Trekkies began to appear an endless swarm of idiots.

At Star Destroyer, Lord Wong was quite impatient.

"Blast it, what is taking it so long?!" Lord Wong said angrily.

"My Lord," 200AD replied, "it's construction is very delicate work. It will take time if you want it perfect."

"Yes I know. But if it isn't completed soon, my perfect weapon against Dark Star shall have to be used against a Trekkie controlled ASVS!"

"Then you believe Aron Kerkhof and the others will fail?" 2000AD asked.

"No. But it's a long way from here to TC to ASVS. By the time they get there with the SWTC, Dark Star may have conquered half of it." Wong said. "And…"

"And what my lord?" 200AD said.

"I have a very bad feeling they're going to run into trouble."

"Shit! Down!" Kerkhof yelled as arrows pasted inches from his head. The group quickly took cover behind a rock before the Trekkies could hit them. Kerkhof surveyed his surroundings. There was a forest that could give cover from arrows nearby. But it might as well have been a while way. For by the time the Warriors could get half way there, they'd have a back full of arrows. Thing were looking grim.

"HOLD YOUR FIRE!" A voice commanded. Kerkhof and the others slowly raised their heads to see who had shouted. A large Trekkie stood in the middle of the battalion of Trekkies. "Surrender Warsies, and we'll spare your lives. If you don't…I'll put your heads on spikes and give them to Dark Star."

"How about this," Kerkhof replied. "You stop sniping at us with your arrows and come down and face us you gutless cowards!"

"Fine then. But I'll make sure to decapitate you very slowly. And you'll be alive until the bloody end. CHARGE!"

"Lovely negotiating skills there Aron," MoO said.

"Just shut up and FIGHT!" Kerkhof shouted. He charged at the Trekkie Captain who he had yelled at.

The Trekkie Captain ran towards Kerkhof as well, full of confidence. He brought his sword down, trying to cut Kerkhof in two. But that confidence turned to shock and Kerkhof deflected the blow and stabbed the Trekkie in the chest. He pulled his blade out and as the Trekkie fell to his knees clutching his wound, decapitated him. He moved to find other targets.

"DIE TREKKIE SCUM!" Dalton roared. He wielded double clubs and swung them left and right. Some Trekkies flew into the air. Others were smashed into bloody messes. And some were crushed into the ground with their skulls broken. Anyone who dared to get near him was dead before he could attack.

Crayz was moving around swiftly, stopping only to let off an arrow at a few random Trekkies he saw. Sea Skimmer charged, cutting down any Trekkie in his path. Meanwhile MoO ran to Kerkhof, slashing left and right at the hordes of Trekkies blocking his path.

"We have to go Kerkhof!" MoO shouted, dodging a blade and slicing upwards, sending a Trekkie flying.

"Why? We can slay a bunch of them and split once they can bring their numbers against us," Kerkhof asked. He impaled a Trekkie in front of him. But the Trekkie fell on top of him instead of falling back. Squashed under the weight of the large Trekkie, Kerkhof managed to grab the dead Trekkie's spear and throw it through the neck of a Trekkie advanced upon him. He finally managed to push the slain Trekkie off. He then slashed at the legs of another idiot and with a mighty kick sent the wounded man flying. Finally Kerkhof pulled himself off the ground and continued fighting.

"Think tactically Aron," MoO replied. "This is a game of chess with five kings versus a lot of pawns. They're surrounding us so we cannot escape. Then they simply throw fighters at us until we tire and then we die. Quite simple."

Kerkhof blocked yet another blow and simply punched the Trekkie, knocking him out cold. "Apparently killing that Trekkie Captain made me a big target," he said as he spun to avoid a thrust of a Trekkie's sword. "I haven't had time to think. Let's go shall we?"

"Great idea. Sea Skimmer, Dalton, time to leave!" MoO shouted, running through Trekkies.

"Don't yell out our plan!" Kerkhof complained.

"They would know in a second anyway." MoO slew a Trekkie in front of him and was out of the horde of Trekkies. Sea Skimmer, Crayz and Kerkhof soon followed.

Dalton did not. His large size slowed him down. Frustrated as the endless wall of Trekkies, he threw his clubs. A group of Trekkies collapsed from his huge weapons and revealed freedom. Running like he never had before, he managed to catch up to the others.

"Quick, to the forest before their archers cut us down!" Crayz said. Soon trees surrounded them.

After running for what seemed like days, Sea Skimmer stated, "Aron, you think we lost them?"

"I'm not exactly sure," Kerkhof replied. "But I think we did. A-" The rest of his words were cut of when five arrows nearly struck MoO in the head.

"I guess that answers your question doesn't it?" MoO said, angry at the fact he was almost killed. "Let's go that way!" He pointed to the left.

"You have no idea where that leads!" Dalton complained

"Better then getting shot at!" And so the group followed MoO deeper into the forest.

Crayz decided that he needed to slow down the Trekkies. Quickly, he put an arrow to his bow and fired. He wasn't sure but he thought he heard a faint thud. Seeing the edge of the forest he ran and accidentally slammed into the unmoving Dalton.

Crayz said, "hey man what are you doing? I mean, I might have taken out one troll but there's a small army chasing us! It doesn't matter if we exited the forest. It'll just make it easier for them to find us! Guys?"

But no one was moving or talking to him. They just stared.

"Guys, what the hell are you..." Crayz stopped when he finally saw over Dalton to what they were staring at. "Oh."

The great city of Technical Commentaries lay in front of them.