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Joggin down the corridor, Gouf grunted at the nuke's weight. "Mother of fuck, this thing is heavy." Then, he turned a corner and slammed into something. *Goddammit, that's the third time today!* he thought, irritated.

"All right, what's the big-whoa," he said as he got an eyefull of the two figurese before him.
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*picks the stick up and puts it back in his pack * Great where did everybody go
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Mike pulled a minituraised version of the Double Buster rifle of his pack.

"Who are you?"
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I turn around and *Tyler is grabed by two security typs and they rush off with him *Hey Mack I`m an American citizen and a vet you can`t treat me like this
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IG-88E wrote:Joggin down the corridor, Gouf grunted at the nuke's weight. "Mother of fuck, this thing is heavy." Then, he turned a corner and slammed into something. *Goddammit, that's the third time today!* he thought, irritated.

"All right, what's the big-whoa," he said as he got an eyefull of the two figurese before him.
The man in black robes turns and takes out a rather evil looking sword. "Joy! Someone I can kill before Nitram fries them. Awerhu gravar." And then a bluish barrier sprang up in front of him.
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"I am Nitram Tahalshia.. last of the Netherese Archwizard's. Please, do not prostate yourself, it is quite unnecessary." The wizard's hand waved absently to his assistant. "This is Beowulf, my loyal comrade and apprentice. We sought skilled opponents for our arts, yet we have found only these.. Zombies."

With a flick of a finger, Nitram reanimated the Borg, studying them. "Dull, aren't they? But, that is hardly the question. Perhaps you all can provide us with some sport."
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*Whoa, this dude's for real,* Gouf thought. "So...Nitram and Beowulf, huh? OK, cool. I'm Gouf. The guy right behind me is Mike. And Tyler-" Gouf blinked. "Where the hell did Tyler go? Oh well, he's probably off causing trouble."

"Anyway, we're not from around here either. We're just running around, blowing shit up, and having the time of our lives. Wanna join us?"
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"If you will be going to fight worthy opponents, then sure. If not, then we shall be going off, as soon as I find another teleport scroll..."

Beowulf then starts looking through his sack. He starts tossing out stuff that looks like it's preposterous for all of it to fit in there.
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*looks around the holding cell a psissed expression on his face* you are so going to get it so going to get it
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Mike finished planting C-12 all along the entrance to Tylers cell.

Deactivating the cloaking field, he grinned.

"Step back fom the door Tyler. This will be big."
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*runs to the far side of the cell*
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*hits detonator*

BOOM!

"Well, lets get the hell out of here!"
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One thing first* runs grabs his belt pack then runs out*

Lets get the hell out of Dodge
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Mike dispatche3d a pair of Borg dornes with an arm at neck height.

"Now where the hell is Gouf?"
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"Look, you two," Gouf said to the mages. "I wouldn't mind a little contest, but-" he hefted the nuke- "I'm kind of in a hurry, here. Raincheck?"
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*Runs past Gouf ,stops and grabs Goufs nuke and runs off with it*
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"HEY!" Gouf yelled. "Be careful with that, you crazy squirrel!" Gouf took off after Tyler, leaving the two mages behind.
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IG-88E wrote:"HEY!" Gouf yelled. "Be careful with that, you crazy squirrel!" Gouf took off after Tyler, leaving the two mages behind.
Mike shook his head and ran after them.

"Don't get too far ahead. Remember, I'm the one with the arming cards."
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*runs into engineering and sets it by the warp core*hmm a twenty megaton firecracker...anyone got a match????
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Typhonis 1 wrote:*runs into engineering and sets it by the warp core*hmm a twenty megaton firecracker...anyone got a match????
"Wrong place. We're going to set it on the cube-thing outside."
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Gouf grabbed the nuke. "Will you be careful with that thing?" He jerked his head in the direction of the corridor. "Let's go." The three of them set off running, encountering only the occasional drone.
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Cube this piece of crap does it matter??? when it goes it takes the blue pulsing thingy out which may cause this ship to go up causing the rubix cube reject to go up
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Typhonis 1 wrote:Cube this piece of crap does it matter??? when it goes it takes the blue pulsing thingy out which may cause this ship to go up causing the rubix cube reject to go up
"Because I can definitely rig this one up for Slipstream space travel."
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ok ....you know this looks like a show I used to watch...Star wrek...Star Trek???/ yeah thats it Jim I`m a doctor not a doctor...I`ll be in sickbay rolling bandages
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Gouf cast a whithering look at Tyler, then continued running until they had reached the docking port connecting the Voyager with the Borg Cube. "All right," he said to himself. "Let's rumble." He ran into the cube.
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