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“Mister President, we find that incinerating entire countries gives meaning to our lives and enhances our manliness.”

:D Ah such a wonderful quote, so wonderfully twisted...
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Man, Naamah really did a number on Clarke.
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No one deserves to be locked in Hell before they die...

Caught up, BTW!

My plot prediction is that Palestine/Gaza is gonna get nuked, but not the whole of the Caliph
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Can we please, please switch our universe with the TBOverse? :D
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MKSheppard wrote:Can we please, please switch our universe with the TBOverse? :D
that'll happen around the time you embrace Brady's gun control measures. :wink:
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Hrm, poor farmer in Thailand (abliet with the lethal wife) vs. university student in CONUS ... decisions, decisions ....
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phongn wrote:Hrm, poor farmer in Thailand (abliet with the lethal wife) vs. university student in CONUS ... decisions, decisions ....
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I also get a fully-automatic AK-47, my own town militia and training in the arts of insurrection ...
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Bob Dedmon wrote: ...until you've seen a BUFF/KC-135 MITO. The most nerve racking sight was to watch the black smoke rise from the "Christmas Tree" and watch those 8 mothers taxi for an "elephant walk"...you pray to God they don't take off, especially the first time you see it happen. I got the privilige of watching the 68th BW do that several times before inactivation at "Shady J" in the "bad ol' days" of the early 80's.
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Yay! Nuking Palestine!

A pity more of it wasn't hit, it'll have to happen later.
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HA! Take that Arafat you fucking turd! :lol:
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“One of their planners was told that bombers could not kill a religion. He answered ‘No, but we can kill everybody who believes in it and burn all their books’."
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I suppose Crusade is just about over?
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Yeah, Crusade should be wrapping up soon. He's thinking of doing a non-bomber story next, though.
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phongn wrote:Yeah, Crusade should be wrapping up soon. He's thinking of doing a non-bomber story next, though.
It's already longer than TBO and TGG in terms of number of sections.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:HA! Take that Arafat you fucking turd! :lol:
Holy shit that was awesome! :D
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phongn wrote:Yeah, Crusade should be wrapping up soon. He's thinking of doing a non-bomber story next, though.

What about Ride of the Valkyries?
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It is in the works but probably is shuffled further down the queue.
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"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong

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They really are humans, just not the same .... well, you'll find out in due course.

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Always hinting, teasing, taunting...
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"If scientists and inventors who develop disease cures and useful technologies don't get lifetime royalties, I'd like to know what fucking rationale you have for some guy getting lifetime royalties for writing an episode of Full House." - Mike Wong

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And so ends Crusade.
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