Zaia's Babysitting Adventure!

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2005-11-17 08:52pm

*puzzled* and how in the world are cat ears gonna help me find her?

*looks perplexed* YAY! more Zaia please?

Post by **Kuja** » 2005-11-29 11:44pm

Part 25: The Search for Spock, er, Aletia

CYRAN: OK, so let's go.

NANAHI: Wait, where's Zilla?

LINDAR: And Brainy?

*a roar from the garage, followed by CHIBIZILLA pulling out on a blue ATV wearing a helmet. BRAINCHILD rests on the back cargo slot, holding some kind of keypad in his tentacles*

NANAHI: What the heck?

BRAINCHILD: We stole it from the garage. We can follow Aletia much faster this way.

CYRAN: Like Z won't notice it's gone?

BRAINCHILD: Ah, but that's where this comes in. My lycanthro-tracker. I fully intend to be back within the half hour. Let's go!

*they roar off*

CYRAN: OH YEAH! WELL FINE! I'LL SHOW YOU TECH-HEADS! *he takes a breath* Lindar, get to listening.

LINDAR: OK. *she wiggles her new cat ears* Let's try this way!

*CYRAN, LINDAR, and NANAHI take off across the street. CUT TO BRANCHILD and CHIBIZILLA rumbling down another lane*

BRANCHILD: Left here.

CHIBIZILLA: Ronk?

BRAINCHILD: Right.

*CHIBIZILLA hangs a right*

BRAINCHILD: No, I said left!

CHIBIZILLA: Reeeeeooonnnnk!

BRAINCHILD: LEFT WAS RIGHT!

*CUT TO CYRAN and LINDAR, standing in front of a house with a puppy-sized hold in its screen door. NANAHI comes slithering up*

NANAHI: Can't find any way out. I think she's still in there.

*sudden barking and a yowling cat, followed by the sound of splintering wood*

NANAHI: Or not.

CYRAN: We'll never keep up with her like this. C'mere.

*he grabs LINDAR with one arm and NANAHI with the other, then crouches and springs up into the air, attempting to clear the house*

LINDAR: There she is! I see her in the backyard!

*CYRAN'S leap falls way short and his legs go through the roof*

CYRAN: Oh shit. I'm stuck!

*CUT TO: A room with a trio of Lovecraftian legs sticking through the ceiling. A light turns on to reveal a little KID in pajamas*

KID: MOMMYYYYYYYYYYY!

*CUT TO: ZAIA'S kitchen*

ZAIA: AND FURTHERMORE-wait a minute.

ASTAROTH: WHAT?!

ZAIA: It's been almost ten minutes and we've been arguing without interruption.

ASTAROTH: SO?!

ZAIA: I've got a bad feeling about this.

*one quick search of the house later*

ZAIA: Shit, shit, shit! Now what?!

ASTAROTH: CALM DOWN! LEAVE IT TO ME!

ZAIA: Huh?

*ASTAROTH pulls out a cell phone. CUT TO: a restaurant somewhere. Nervous patrons sit at tables far away from a man entirely clad in blue armor as he uses a giant claw to mix his coffee. A cell phone rings and he retrieves it*

NIGHTMARE: S'up yo? *he takes a sip* Nah. *a pause* Awesome. See ya in ten. *pause* Word. Later, man.

*he hangs up, retrieves a giant sword with an eyeball in it, and stalks out. People begin sighing in relief when he suddenly runs back in, digging through his armor*

NIGHTMARE: Shit, sorry! Forgot the bill!

*he scrounges up enough change to pay and then runs back out to his sword*

BYSTANDER: Yo dude, this thing be lookin' at me! Dat's mad crazy, yo.

NIGHTMARE: Sorry, I only speak German.

*he leaves the guy there. Minutes pass*

BYSTANDER: Hey!

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2005-11-29 11:51pm

*ewww* EWWWWWWWWWWW Cyran touched meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

*giggle* sQueak!

Post by **Steve** » 2005-11-30 12:35am

I see my flippant remark about Nightmare worked it's way in. Next thing you know, you'll be adding Seung Mina and Cassandra, if just for a quick parody/satire on slash writers.

......

What? Stop looking at me like that perverts, I wasn't suggesting he actually write them in that fashion, just make fun of people who do.

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2005-11-30 12:44am

I'd ask to be put in this but I'm afraid that it wouldn't be in a way I'd like to read if I did ask

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Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-11-30 12:59am

darthdavid wrote:I'd ask to be put in this but I'm afraid that it wouldn't be in a way I'd like to read if I did ask .

That, and it's generally painful for people who ask.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2005-11-30 01:10am

Hehehe... Nightmare. One of my favorites. Well, Cervantes rocks hardcore as well.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-11-30 02:07am

Captain Cyran wrote: Well, Cervantes rocks hardcore as well.

You are so very, very right. Mind you, I have to worry about a person when they are told to calm down by the servent of the war god. That's pretty mad, yo.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2005-11-30 11:28am

Steve wrote:I see my flippant remark about Nightmare worked it's way in. Next thing you know, you'll be adding Seung Mina and Cassandra, if just for a quick parody/satire on slash writers.

......

What? Stop looking at me like that perverts, I wasn't suggesting he actually write them in that fashion, just make fun of people who do.

Mmm, slash...

I mean, uh...shit.

Good stuff, Kuja.

Post by **Zaia** » 2005-12-04 08:47am

Steve wrote:Astaroth? Ha. At least it wasn't Nightmare.

Who is it I've been made to go out with now? *pokes Kuj and Steve*

ZShade · Post by **ZShade** » 2005-12-04 09:21am

Astaroth is this fella. This is his buddy, Nightmare. Both are from the Soul Calibur series of fighting games, and those images are from the second game.

... Man, I really hope Astaroth isn't in his SCIII Costume 2.

Post by **Zaia** » 2005-12-04 09:24am

ZShade wrote:Astaroth is this fella. This is his buddy, Nightmare. Both are from the Soul Calibur series of fighting games, and those images are from the second game.

... Man, I really hope Astaroth isn't in his SCIII Costume 2.

Bah, so not my type.

Thanks for clearing that up for me, though.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2005-12-04 10:08am

Zaia wrote: Bah, so not my type.

Thanks for clearing that up for me, though.

Well if he's not your type at all that certainly explains why you broke up with him*nods*

Post by **Zaia** » 2005-12-04 10:10am

Lindar wrote:Well if he's not your type at all that certainly explains why you broke up with him*nods*

Except I wouldn't have gone out with him to begin with. Giant meatheads aren't my bag, baby.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2005-12-04 10:23am

Zaia wrote: Except I wouldn't have gone out with him to begin with. Giant meatheads aren't my bag, baby.

well i dunno, ifen he was waving that big old hammer under MY nose and saying you date, now... i'd have to mumble something along the lines of...."ackokiesbut..." yeah...and then run away after he turned his back....

it wouldn't be easy to say no under the impression one might get squished flat like an old fashioned paperdoll...

Post by **Zaia** » 2005-12-04 10:31am

Lindar wrote:well i dunno, ifen he was waving that big old hammer under MY nose and saying you date, now... i'd have to mumble something along the lines of...."ackokiesbut..." yeah...and then run away after he turned his back....

it wouldn't be easy to say no under the impression one might get squished flat like an old fashioned paperdoll...

Hmm. Excellent point.

Post by **Kuja** » 2005-12-04 03:30pm

ZShade wrote:... Man, I really hope Astaroth isn't in his SCIII Costume 2.

I despise that costume, so no. If anything he should have his 'grim reaper' appearance from SC2, which is my favorite.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » 2005-12-04 05:51pm

Actually, Astaroth is a pretty nice guy, apart from being an axe wielding artificial maniac with a penchant for shouting, calling people worms and killing stuff before devouring their souls.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2005-12-04 06:28pm

Zaia wrote:Bah, so not my type.

Thanks for clearing that up for me, though.

At least it wasn't Voldo. *shudders*

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-12-05 11:47pm

Darth Yoshi wrote:
Zaia wrote:Bah, so not my type.

Thanks for clearing that up for me, though.
At least it wasn't Voldo. *shudders*

This is very true. Then again, I knew people who played Voldo because of his... style.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2005-12-06 02:32am

Singular Quartet wrote: This is very true. Then again, I knew people who played Voldo because of his... style.

Style? he reminds me of a deranged marionette!!

how is that Style?

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-12-06 09:24pm

Lindar wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote: This is very true. Then again, I knew people who played Voldo because of his... style.
Style? he reminds me of a deranged marionette!!

how is that Style?

Dammit, Lindar. You're a fucking monkey. Think dirty.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2005-12-06 11:55pm

Singular Quartet wrote:
Dammit, Lindar. You're a fucking monkey. Think dirty.

*attempts tho think dirty*

Hun, i can't see him as dirty, he still looks like a ridiculous puppet of some sort.... what am i supposed to be seeing?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2005-12-07 12:12am

lets see gimp mask, wolverine katar like blades...

yeah I can see it...

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2005-12-07 11:19am

Then of course there's his rocken' style, and how he moves. Play SC II against somebody who really knows how to use him, and you'll understand.