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Stuart stared at a hologram of a human body; his frown was visible through the eyepieces of his protective mask. "The patients weren't irradiated, infected, or gassed?"

"The MAGI are still analyzing the data; the symptoms don't match those of radiation poisoning, or of viral, bacteria, and chemical weapons in their database."

"What about the JSSDF chemical staff?" the general asked, referring to Japanese Strategic Self-Defense Forces (JSSDF) officers responsible for gathering information on nuclear, biological, and chemical (NBC) weapons and the threat they pose.

"The JSSDF was unable to explain for why its personnel were unable to enter Tokyo-3, including those who were supposed to deliver enough masks and MOPP suits for everyone here. Their men apparently felt an urge to," Ritsuko blushed, "abandon their duties the moment they stepped into any area within 25 kilometers of the approximate center of the Geofront; the urge is gone the moment they leave the area."

"Are you suggesting we were attacked by a psychic weapon?"

The bleach blonde's face became redder when she remembered the JSSDF commander's statement that his men were having an orgy. "As improbable as that may be, I doubt we can discount the possibility."

"If a psychic weapon is making NERV and JSSDF personnel sick, why the hell aren't we Americans affected?"

"I..." Ritsuko felt fluids flow down her thighs; then she staggered into Stuart's arms. "Ah!"

The general lowered the bleach blonde onto a nearby chair. "Doctor Kaji, are you all right?"

"My skin... it's become hypersensitive... I..." Ritsuko suppressed the words "want you to fuck me."

Stuart raised a radio to his ear. "This is General Slade in Lab 3. Doctor Kaji has fallen ill. I want her medevaced to the infirmary, immediately." He watched two airmen enter the lab, set up a stretcher, and place the doctor onto the stretcher.
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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Gendo was horny. He constantly thought of his late wife, the most beautiful woman he knew, and the moment he took her virginity; of Akagi Naoko, a mature woman who knew what she wanted and didn't hesitate to take it; of Maya, a shy, virginal university student, until he bent her to his will; of Ritsuko, who inherited her mother's beauty... 'I'm going insane.' He found himself outside the Command Center, his feet carrying him to the infirmary.

"Halt. Who goes there?"

The bearded man frowned at the SPs. "I am Ikari Gendo, Supreme Commander of NERV. The Geofront, and everything in it, is under my authority. Let me pass."

"We can't do that, Sir. Our orders were to enforce the quarantine and prevent the spread of whatever it is that's making people sick."

"I have important questions for Doctor Ibuki; I must fuck her immediately."

The SPs each raised a skeptical eyebrow. "Say again?"

"Let me pass," Gendo repeated.

A female SP raised a radio to her ear. "Sir, this is QF Zero." QF stood for Quarantine Force. "Commander Ikari is demanding to see one of the patients."

"Have a messenger-- masked and MOPP suited, of course-- relay his words to the patient," the SPs' commanding officer answered.

The woman turned to the bearded man. "Sir, if you'll tell us the reason you want to see the patient..."

"Doctor Ibuki."

"We'll give her the message. We're sorry, but we can't let you break quarantine."

"Yaaaa!" Gendo jumped onto the woman, knocking her onto the ground. He reached under her MOPP suit to squeeze her breasts; then he felt an arm encircle his neck, constricting the carotid arteries and cutting off the flow of oxygenated blood to his brain. "Gasp!"

The female SP took advantage of the distraction caused by her partner. "Get off!" Her rifle butt stroked the bearded man's face, breaking his nose.

Gendo continued groping the woman's breasts until he fell unconscious.

*

Stuart marched into the hangar, where Shinji was performing pushups; the ranger stopped, rose to attention, and saluted the general. "Lieutenant Ikari, I have bad news. Your father... succumbed to whatever it is that's making people sick. He's been restrained and sedated so he can't... hurt himself."

"Can I see him?"

"In a moment. Do you feel the urge to... behave erratically?"

Shinji raised an inquisitive eyebrow. "In what way?"

Stuart pointed at the female SP. "Are you thinking of... doing something with Sergeant Kim?"

"Good idea. Can you give me a few minutes?"

"Go ahead."

Shinji walked up to the woman, followed by a concerned Stuart. "Hey, Sergeant. When this mess is cleaned up, do you wanna go out for dinner and a movie?"

The woman's mask hid her smile. "Sounds great. What do you have in mind?"

The general sighed in relief as the ranger suggested a local restaurant. 'Sounds like he's fine. Why? What's shielding him from whatever it was that drove his father nuts?'

*

Walking was agony to Rei; her labia, now hypersensitive, rubbed against each other with each step, threatening to give her an orgasm every few minutes. "Pilot Ikari."

"Yes, Captain?"

The albino found the ranger standing in front of her. "Pilot Ikari, I..." She suppressed the words "want you." "Are you here to see the Commander?"

"I'm just checking to make sure he's okay. He's my father, after all." Shinji marched towards the room where his father was kept, followed by Rei. "Are you going somewhere, Captain?"

"I also intend to visit the Commander and see if he is in good health."

"Why are you so concerned? Is he like a father to you?" The ranger noticed the albino had stopped, and turned to her.

Rei's mouth opened, closed, and opened again to say, "Yes." She noticed Shinji's sadness before the ranger suppressed that emotion.

"Good for you." Shinji resumed marching.

"Halt! Who...?" The SPs recognized the ranger. "Hey, L-T. Shouldn't you be in the hangar?"

"General Slade gave me permission to come see my father." Shinji noticed the male SP become nervous while the female SP became angry.

"Um, L-T, we had to, uh..." The man tried and failed to find the right words.

"The NERV Commander tried to rape me; I had to fight him off while my partner choked him out," the woman growled.

If looks could kill, both SPs would be charred skeletons. "I don't believe it," Shinji coldly stated.

The female SP pulled up her shirt and jacket to reveal the bruises on her breasts. "Do you believe me now?"

The ranger's head bowed as he covered his face. "I'm sorry. Carry on." He turned around and walked away.

Rei ran after Shinji. "Ah!"

The ranger paused. "You okay, Captain?"

"Yes," Rei lied. "Pilot Ikari, are you not going to see the Commander?"

"After what he did to that SP? What am I gonna say? 'Hey, Dad, how does it feel to be a rapist? Was groping an unwilling woman's boobs worth getting choked out?'"

"I am sure the Commander can explain what happened."

"Since you're so close to him, what do you think it is? My father was just horny? Temporarily insane? High on some aphrodisiac?" The ranger sighed. "I'm sorry, Captain. I just feel ashamed for what he did."

Rei found herself sympathetic towards Shinji, despite his apparent disrespect towards the Commander. She put her hand on the ranger's shoulder, feeling his muscles relax under her touch. "I understand."
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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The mobile phone rang, awakening Inspector Kaji Ryoji, one of SEELE's many eyes and ears. The man rose from reached for his phone, which laid on a nightstand. "Kaji Ryoji."

"It's me, Ryo-kun," Ritsuko greeted.

"Good morning, Ri-chan. How's Aiko-chan?"

"She misses her Papa. I miss your... Oh! Love."

Ryoji frowned. "Are you okay?"

"When will you be home?"

"When General Tokita is done convincing us that Jet Alone's reactor won't meltdown if it fights an Angel like the Fifth." The JSSDF funded the research and development of Jet Alone, a computer-controlled, nuclear-powered robot, as an alternative to the Evas; despite Gendo's protests, the Japanese government shifted financial support from the Evas to Jet Alone after the accident that destroyed Unit 06 and Matsushiro.

"Tell the general... Ah! There's a family emergency... Oh! And come back to me."

"You're a big girl; no need to cry," the man playfully said.

"I'm... touching myself as I think of you. My body hungers for your touch," the bleach blonde whispered.

Ryoji felt his cheeks burn from blushing. "You sound like," he thought of his ex-girlfriend, "you're on ecstasy."

"Hurry," Ritsuko pleaded.

'Something's wrong.' "Okay. I'll report the family emergency and head home."

*

Ryoji showed his NERV ID card to the JSSDF soldiers who challenged him, their commanding officer, and his commanding officer, the way to the colonel commanding the JSSDF detachment, before the inspector was allowed to enter the quarantined area. Ryoji accepted a protective mask and put it on before he reentered his official vehicle, a Cadillac sedan.

The inspector became horny the moment he was within the area his wife described. 'What the hell am I thinking?! I should be concerned for Ri-chan and Aiko-chan! Focus!' He tried to think of something other than sex. "Xia, Shang, Zhou, Qin, Han, Sanguo, Jin, Nanbeichao, Sui, Tang..." For some reason, reciting the list of Chinese dynasties calmed him. "What the hell?!"

Men and women were fucking on the sidewalks and against the walls of nearby buildings and streetlights. Ryoji honked the horn as the Cadillac slowed down to avoid hitting the people who ran across the streets in search of a sex partner.

A 13-year-old girl moved in front of the Cadillac, forcing it to stop. The girl knocked on the driver side window, which opened a crack. "Help! Two men are trying to rape me!"

Ryoji recognized the girl. "You're... Suzuhara-chan, right? The babysitter?"

Yukiko's head turned rearwards. "Hurry!" The front passenger side door opened. The girl jumped into the seat and locked the door. Two men, pistols in their hands, appeared. "Go, go, go!" The sedan crawled clear of the lovemaking couples before it accelerated. "Thank you. Do I know you?"

"I'm Kaji Ryoji. I believe you know my wife, Ritsuko."

"Oh, Kaji-sensei. Thank you, Kaji-san," Yukiko repeated.

The inspector glanced at his passenger before turning his attention to the road. "Do you know what's going on here?"

"I don't know! People went crazy at my school too! My history teacher even molested me, and I had kicked him in the groin to get away! Then those men appeared, claiming to be NERV agents, and demanded sex from me!"

"Ah!" The sedan swerved and nearly collided with a streetlight before the driver regained control. "Sui, Tang, Wudai Shiguo, Song, Yuan..."

"Are you okay, Kaji-san?"

Despite his recent orgasm, Ryoji's pants painfully restrained an erection. "Ni jiang Zhongguohua ma?" Do you speak Chinese?

"A little," Yukiko answered in Mandarin. "Kaji-sensei taught me some words."

"Good. For some reason, thinking in Chinese keeps me sane."

'You too?' "Um, where are we going?"

"To the Geofront-- NERV Headquarters. I have to make sure my wife and daughter are safe."

"I hope my brother's okay. He works for NERV, too."

"We can only depend on luck."

*

Misato slid out of her hospital bed. "Ryoji." She staggered into the hallway, towards the exit, and stopped in front of a door. "Ritsuko." The tactician entered the bleach blonde's room.

Ritsuko was masturbating. "Ryo-kun." A shadow fell over her. "Misato? What are you...?" Her question was interrupted when her friend's lips touched hers, the tongue sliding between them. "Gasp!"

Misato kissed across Ritsuko's cheek to nibble her ear, making Ritsuko moan. "It's not fair for you to keep Ryoji all to yourself." Misato's lips crept down Ritsuko's neck, setting her skin on fire as the tactician unbuttoned the bleach blonde's blouse. "You should invite me over for a threesome. Ryoji will be soooo happy to see us together." She pulled down Ritsuko's bra and began playing with her friend's breasts.

"But..." The bleach blonde felt a cool tongue upon her right nipple, pushing it up, right, down, left. "Ah!" Then the raven-haired beauty's lips closed upon the nipple. "Misatoooo!"

"Colonel Katsuragi?"

Both women turned to see Maya standing in the doorway. "Hi, Maya." "Ibuki-sensei."

Maya staggered towards the bed. "Kaji-sensei is mine."

The tactician smiled. "Don't be jealous. I'm sure Ritsuko won't mind having two women make love to her." She resumed suckling the bleach blonde's right nipple as she pushed the left breast towards the brunette.

Maya accepted Misato's invitation; her lips closed upon Ritsuko's left nipple. "Mmmm." She reached under the bleach blonde's skirt to feel the wet spot there.

"Ah! Ibuki-sensei!"

"Please call me Maya." Then the brunette continued suckling.

The stimulation was too much; Ritsuko screamed as she had an orgasm.

"Ritsuko!" Ryoji watched the three women turn to him, their eyes burning with lust.

"Hi, Ryoji. We're having a lesbian threesome right now. Do you wanna join in on the fun, or do you just wanna watch?" Misato purred.

The inspector ran up to his wife. "Lüzi, qing gen wo jiang Zhongguohua." Ritsuko, please speak Chinese with me.

"I thought you hated China? You kept complaining that the people there treated you like a war criminal," the bleach blonde noted.

"Lüzi, xiang xin wo, jiang Zhongguohua neng bang ni." Ritsuko, trust me, speaking Chinese can help you."

"Hao ba. Ni you shenme shi yao yong Zhongguohua gen wo...?" The bleach blonde awoke from her lustful state. "Oh my God!" She tried to straighten out her clothes, only to feel Misato and Maya restrain her with one hand while the other caressed her.

"Don't be shy, Ritsuko," Misato purred.

"Let me feel your warmth a little longer," Maya pleaded.

"Later." Ryoji pulled Ritsuko free and led his wife out of the room, past the SPs who escorted him there.

The raven-haired beauty turned to see tears flow down the brunette's cheeks. "Don't cry. I'm still here for you." Misato's arms encircled Maya, pulling the brunette towards her; Maya moaned as their tongues caressed each other.

"Excuse me." Ritsuko used English to draw the SPs' attention away from Misato and Maya's lovemaking. "I need to speak with General Slade. Immediately." She sighed as the SPs reluctantly led her away from the room.

*

"So the psychic weapon specifically targets people who think in Japanese, and thinking in a different language shields them from its effects?" Stuart repeated.

"Yes," Ritsuko answered between heavy breaths.

"What are its effects, anyways? I haven't had a straight answer from anyone."

"Um," the bleach blonde blushed, "persistent sexual arousal."

The general frowned in disbelief. "Say again?"

Ritsuko's face became redder. "The victims become uncontrollably horny. The JSSDF personnel who entered the area I described were having sex with each other. I was masturbating nonstop until I began to think in Chinese. Ryoji, my husband, saw people fornicating on the streets."

'Un-fucking-believable.' "We better evacuate the city. I'll call in soldiers from Camp Zama to facilitate the evacuation."

"I better go to the lab and find a way to shield the pilots from the weapon's effects, in case the enemy adapts it to people who think in other languages."

Stuart's radio buzzed. "General, this is Hangar Guard Three. The civilian Inspector Kaji brought in is demanding to see him or Doctor Kaji."

"Is it Suzuhara-chan?" Ritsuko asked.

"What's her name?" Stuart said into the speaker.

"Yukiko Suzuhara," the SP answered.

"Tell her I'm coming." The bleach blonde entered the hallway to see a frantic girl. "Think in Chinese; it'll help you calm down," she said in Mandarin.

"Kaji-sensei, my brother is missing! The Americans said he's in one of the Eva hangars, but I didn't see him there! I checked everywhere, but none of the security guards can tell me where he is!" Yukiko exclaimed.

'Damn it.' "Calm down. I'll ask General Slade if one of the SPs-- US Air Force personnel-- can help you."

*

"Ah! It feels so good!" Hikari's legs locked around her lover's waist, urging him to thrust harder, faster, and deeper. "I'm coming... Tojiiii!"

The young man felt the young woman's vagina constrict his penis as she had an orgasm. "Oh! Hikariiii!" He pumped his seed into her womb; despite the orgasm, his penis remained erect. "Hikari," Toji brushed away the hair that fell across his lover's face, "I love you."

Despite the fact they spent the past two days making love, pausing only to eat, drink, and use the toilet, Hikari refused to waste the opportunity presented by Toji's everlasting erection. "Don't stop. I want to feel it again." The young woman felt the penis retract before the young man returned it to her vaginal embrace. "Ah! Yes! You're so good! Oh!"

"Ah! Hikari! You're so tight!" Toji tried to slow down. "I'm gonna come again if I..."

"Come in me! I want it!" A hard thrust triggered another orgasm. "Ahhhh!"

"Oh! Hikariiii!"
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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As Arael observed Tokyo-3's descent into madness and anarchy, a voice interrupted its thoughts.

'Arael, why are you here? It is not your time.'

The Angel telepathically broadcast its anger at the interruption. 'Do not preach to me, Tabris. You have stained your mind, body, and soul by consorting with the Lilim, including one whose life you saved, allowing her to fight against us. You have become a disgrace to your brothers and sisters.'

'I consort with the Lilim to better understand them; Asuka was saved so I may learn the Lilim's weaknesses, information we must have to defeat them.'

'Then why do the Lilim continue to resist?' Arael challenged.

'It is not yet time to initiate the Third Impact.'

'Your excuses have worn thin our patience, even as the Lilim grow stronger every time the Earth orbits the Sun. We have decided to exploit the weaknesses you informed us of, and end the Lilim resistance now.'

'The information I have is incomplete; the humans have means to compensate for their weaknesses.'

'We shall see.' Arael ended telepathic communications with its brother and resumed manipulating human minds.

On the other side of the world, Tabris sighed. 'I shall mourn your passing, Arael,' the Angel sadly thought.
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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American soldiers stationed at nearby Camp Zama were told their mission involved riot suppression, and were issued non-lethal weapons. When they entered Tokyo-3, they began to doubt the weapons' ability to end the madness they saw.

A truck-mounted Long Range Acoustic Device (LRAD), a loudspeaker that could emit sounds at levels high enough to cause pain, hummed as it was turned on. An Army officer raised a microphone to her mouth, intending to use the LRAD to hail the people in front of her. "Attention, citizens of Tokyo-3. Due to an emergency, the city must be evacuated. I say again, the city must be evacuated. Please follow the soldiers' directions and board the trucks. You will be taken to a holding area where food, water, and clothing are available." The couples ignored her as they continued fucking. The frustrated officer turned to her sergeant major and said, "We'll have to do this the hard way."

"Yes, Ma'am." The sergeant major waved an arm to draw the soldiers' attention. "All right, soldiers! Grab the civvies and load them onto the trucks!" The soldiers obeyed the orders; angry couples shouted and cried when they were separated, but stopped protesting once they were aboard the trucks, where they resumed their lovemaking.

Two figures approached the LRAD; the soldiers aimed TAC-700 launchers, which used pressurized air to fire pepper balls, at the approaching men. "Halt! Jesus Christ!" The men looked like hell; their heads were yellow and blue with partially healed bruises, their clothes were torn, and a gunshot wound bloomed on one of their shoulders. A soldier turned rearwards and shouted, "Mediiiic!"

"We're with NERV Security and Intelligence Division, Section 2," the injured man said as a shaky hand raised his ID card. "We need..." The wound was infected; the feverish agent didn't resist as two soldiers put their shoulders under his armpits and carried him towards an ambulance.

A soldier put his hand on the second agent's shoulder. "Sir, please get aboard the truck." He led the agent past his commanding officer; then the agent lunged away. "Hey!"

"Yaaaa!" The agent tackled the female officer and began groping her, ignoring the officer's screams and the hand pushing against his body. The wounded agent ran to join his partner, and was shot several times; he ignored the pain in his eyes, nose, and lungs as he jumped onto the officer.

The sergeant major put his left arm around the wounded agent's neck and his right under the man's right armpit. "Get off her!" He pulled the wounded agent away from his commander as two soldiers tackled the second agent.

The wounded agent grabbed the TAC-700 hanging from the sergeant major's sling. "Hey!" The two played tug of war with the weapon between them; then two gunshots were heard. The wounded agent took advantage of the distraction by turning the TAC-700 towards the sergeant major and pulling the trigger. "Argh!" A third gunshot hit the agent's chest; he dropped the weapon and fell.

The officer lowered her pistol as she away from the second agent's body. "You okay, Sergeant Major?"

"My shoulder hurts like hell, but I'll live. And you?"

"I'm okay right now, but ask me again in six months, when PTSD reduces me to a nervous, crying wreck," the officer bitterly said, referring to Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).

The citizens of Tokyo-3 ignored the gunshots and continued fucking, even as the soldiers put them aboard the trucks. One of them was Kensuke, Unit 00's pilot.
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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The female SP, Shinji's would-be date, entered the hangar to see the ranger performing pushups. "Hey, L-T."

Shinji's head turned. "Yes, Sergeant?"

"I just heard the female officer supervising the evacuation shot and killed two NERV agents who were trying to rape her."

The ranger stopped pushing and stood up. "Damn it. My father must have let NERV go to hell if that kind of behavior is allowed."

"Um, you're not thinking of doing something like that, are you?" the female SP asked, her index finger tracing the trigger of her rifle.

"If I try something like that, the Army will bust me down to E1, demand a refund for all my earnings, and hit me with a dishonorable discharge; if I'm lucky, I'll be put in front of a firing squad instead of thrown in prison to rot away. No offense, Sergeant, but your pussy ain't worth that."

"None taken." The SP lowered her hand. "So which movie do you have in mind for our date?"

"I'll let you pick one out."

The SP's eyes lit up. "You sure? I might pick out a girly movie about love and relationships."

"I slept through several chick flicks with my other dates."

The SP raised a skeptical eyebrow. "And they were okay with that?"

"They were happy I didn't drag them to another Hollywood shoot 'em up."

The SP chuckled. "I'll be nice. How about that movie with the female samurai-- what's it called-- 'Shiden'?"

Shinji's eyes lit up. "'Shiden' it is."
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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Edited 18MAR2008-- Where's Gendo?
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Rei was flushed; her breaths were heavy as she sat in Unit 01's cockpit. 'I'm losing self-control.' Her left hand reached between her legs.

Ritsuko stared at the monitor displaying the pilot's psychograph. 'Abnormal patterns in the psychograph... mental contamination... from what source?' "Rei, think in English," she radioed in the same language.

"Ikari Shinji. The Third Children. Corporal, US Army." Although the albino spoke English, she continued masturbating through her plug suit. "Oh! Brevetted to the rank of second lieutenant upon his induction in the US Air Force's Evangelion Project." Her right hand pinched a nipple. "Ah! Graduate of the US Army Infantry, Airborne, and Ranger Schools... Ahhhh!"

The bleach blonde noticed Unit 01's pilot began to calm down after her orgasm. 'Stabilized patterns... cessation of mental contamination...' "Soryu-kun, what language are you thinking in?"

"German and English," the redhead answered from Unit 02's cockpit.

"Do you feel any difference from when you were thinking in Japanese?"

"I was incredibly horny when I did so. Hey, do you think you can duplicate this psychic weapon's effects? It'll be great to have at raves."

The bleach blonde sighed. "No." 'What kind of father would neglect his daughter's emotional needs until she contemplates suicide, have ecstasy prescribed to make her mental health problems go away, and then look the other way as she goes to raves and fucks everyone there?' She compared Asuka's current psychograph to one taken five minutes ago. "Thinking in a different language seems to shield you from the weapon's effects. I want you to do so until the crisis is over."

Asuka playfully saluted. "Okay, Doctor Ritsuko."

"Yes, Kaji-sensei," Rei replied between heavy breaths, her hands still stimulating her erogenous zones.

*

Gendo walked through a labyrinthine passage leading to the Geofront's deeper levels. His memory, intact despite the Angel's influence, recalled the security codes that freed him from the isolation ward. 'Soon.' His pace increased as he neared his goal.
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Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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Arael noticed the number of minds it could manipulate was decreasing; the humans were moving beyond its influence. 'So, the Lilim are fleeing.' The Angel increased the power of its AT field and changed tactics.

*

The sergeant patted the driver side door. "You're good to go." She stepped away as the truck, loaded with fornicating couples, drove out of the city.

"Yaaaa!"

The sergeant raced towards the scream to see soldiers fighting against the people they were sent to help. "What the...?" A man ran towards her, arms outstretched; the sergeant shot him several times before he fell, overwhelmed by the released pepper powder.

The LRAD emitted a warning tone. "Ow!" "Argh!" Although the soldiers wore electronic earplugs, the tone still affected them, forcing them to move away from the mob. The effect on the unprotected civilians was more dramatic; they covered their ears and collapsed onto the ground.

The sergeant major ran towards the sergeant, who saw bruises and scratches through the tears on his ACU. "Mount up! We're falling back to the holding area!" He ran forwards to inform the others.

The LRAD swept over the mob to protect the retreating soldiers; the civilians attacked each other the moment they were free of the LRAD's effects.

*

Stuart and Unit 03's maintenance crew, who worked day and night to restore the black Eva to operational status, were exhausted; Shinji, the irreplaceable pilot, was the only one get eight hours of sleep, on the general's orders.

The radio buzzed. "Sir, this is Sergeant Cruz at the Command Center. Colonel Bondi reports the civvies became hostile and attacked her soldiers," he said, referring to the officer supervising the evacuation. "She's ordered a withdrawal and is returning to the holding area." It buzzed again. "Sir, this is Gate Guard Alpha!" The general heard screams and warning shots over the radio. "A mob is approaching our position! We're falling back! Request permission to close the gate!" "Sir, this is Gate Guard Oscar!" He heard more screams and gunshots. "We're under attack! Enemy is armed civilians! Number... Fuck! It looks like the whole damn city is coming!"

Stuart raised the radio to his ear. "All Gate Guards, this is General Slade. You have permission to withdraw and close the gates. Let no unauthorized persons enter the base." The gate guards reported their retreat and closing of the gates one by one; the general soon heard angry fists pound upon the gates.

"Good morning, Sir," Shinji, wearing a physical training uniform, greeted as he ran past Stuart.

"Lieutenant Ikari."

The ranger turned around and began jogging in place. "Yes, Sir?"

"What are you doing?"

"I'm running laps around the hangar; I got to stay in shape."

"Are you armed?"

Shinji patted the pistol on his left shoulder. "Always, Sir."

"You might have to use that. The citizens of Tokyo-3 became an angry mob and attacked the soldiers we called in, forcing them to withdraw; the mob is now trying to get inside the base."

The ranger stopped running. "Damn. What the hell is going on out there?"

"You won't believe me if I told you."

Shinji frowned. "Try me."

Stuart's radio buzzed again. "General Slade, this is Doctor Kaji. An AT field has been detected; I suspect it's an Angel."

The general raised the radio to his ear. "Where's this Angel?"

"The AT field encompasses a circular area with a radius of 25 kilometers from the approximate center of the Geofront; we still don't know where it originated."

"Isn't that the area you described as where the JSSDF personnel felt an urge to abandon their duties?"

"Yes, anyone inside this area becomes incredibly horny, unless he or she thinks in a language other than Japanese," the bleach blonde answered.

'This is getting better and better.' "So this Angel is... what? Using its AT field as a psychic weapon to drive people insane?"

"I doubt we can afford to underestimate the Angels' abilities, unusual as they may be."

"All right, the joke's on me, now will someone please tell me what the hell is going on?" the ranger demanded.

Stuart sighed. "What you just heard was the best explanation Doctor Kaji could give based on the information available. Now go shower, eat breakfast, and get ready to pilot Stormbringer."

"Yes, Sir." 'I don't know what's worse, the possibility I'm still hallucinating, or the possibility everyone else is,' Shinji thought as he ran towards the locker room.
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Fuyutsuki Kozo, Subcommander of NERV, stood on a JSSDF truck parked outside the city limits. The man frowned as he used a pair of binoculars to observe the madness within Tokyo-3. 'How fitting, to be punished for daring to play God by having our self-control, that which makes us our own gods, taken away.' "You've placed Units 01 and 02 under General Slade's command?"

"And Unit 00, once we find Aida-kun. I fear that's our only option, considering Colonel Katsuragi and 99 percent of her staff are still incapacitated," Ritsuko radioed.

"And you doubt I can shield myself from the... psychic weapon's effects and personally direct operations?"

"Ahhhh!"

"Kaji-kun, what's happening?" the Subcommander demanded.

"The weapon... I'm still struggling to resist its effects; I don't know how long I can do this. It specifically targets people who... think in Japanese. I need General Slade's help; we need the Americans' help."

Kozo sighed. "Once the crisis is resolved, there will be an accounting."

"Yes, Sir," the bleach blonde replied between heavy breaths.
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Asuka's tongue reached into Rei's vagina to taste her nectar.

"Ah! Pilot Ikari!"

The redhead paused. "You're obsessed with Superman, ja?"

The albino's face became redder. "I'm sorry, Asuka, I..."

Asuka chuckled as her fingers slid in and out of Rei's vagina. "That's okay. You're a woman; you deserve a man who loves you, worships you, and makes pilgrimages to your secret garden," cunnilingus, which she resumed performing. "Mmmm." 'I wish I had some of my toys here to make Rei's screams reach Heaven.'

"Oh! Asuka! Ah! Please... Ah! Let me give you pleasure as well."

The redhead nibbled the albino's labia before asking, "Do you love me too?" Her lips closed upon the clit.

"Oh! I love you, Asukaaaa!"

"Good girl." The redhead turned around and laid upon the albino's body. "This is called the 69 position; it lets both partners orally pleasure each other. Just do as I do." Her head bowed to kiss the vertical lips in front of her.

"Ah!" Rei's head rose to return Asuka's affection. 'So this is how it feels to love and be loved by another.' The pilots' tongues were lost in their "secret gardens," but the redhead could feel the albino shiver as she had orgasm after orgasm.

"Ehhhh?!"

Asuka looked up and smiled. "Good morning, Captain Hyuga. Care to join us?"

Makoto blushed and stared at his feet. 'Think in English, think in English...' "Pilots Ayanami and Soryu, we've found the AT field's point of origin; an Angel has been detected in geostationary orbit above Tokyo-3."

The redhead sighed. "They sure know how to crash a party, ja?" She kissed the albino's clit again before rising from the couch, making Rei whimper. "Don't worry, Rei, we'll resume our lovemaking once the Angel is defeated; we might even get Superman to join in."

Rei sat up and kissed Asuka to share the taste of their nectar. "I love you, Asuka," she repeated.

"I love you too."
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A blushing Makoto led Rei and Asuka, whose fingers were entwined, into the Command Center.

The redhead pointed at the monitor displaying Arael's image. "Is that what we're supposed to fight?"

"Yes," Ritsuko answered. "This was taken by Auge 06," a NERV reconnaissance satellite. "It's maintaining orbit above Tokyo-3; we don't know if it's waiting for an opportunity to come down, or if it has a weapon that can attack us from that distance."

"The Angel's at the maximum range of Japan's ABMs," antiballistic missiles. "And since they're hit-to-kill, there's no guarantee ABMs will be useful against the Angel," Stuart stated.

"Can Unit 03's AT field extend to neutralize the Angel's, making it vulnerable to ABMs?" Makoto asked.

"That requires the Angel to just sit there-- no maneuvering, no counterattacking-- while two units with different command structures launch a perfectly timed attack," the general replied. "And before you ask, the XB-3 isn't cleared for the ASM-135," antisatellite (ASAT) missile. "And even if it is, Stormbringer is as aerodynamic as a brick wall; its rate of climb is too poor to effectively deliver an ASAT."

"So we must lure the Angel down from orbit. Any ideas?" Asuka asked.
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Shinji frowned. "So Stormbringer will become a worm on a fishing hook to lure the Angel within range of Units 01 and 02's positron rifles?"

"If you have a better idea, I'm all ears," Stuart radioed.

"I should get a hachimaki-- a headband worn by kamikaze pilots-- so I'll look the part on this suicide mission."

"Have faith in your own abilities, Lieutenant; I'm sure you'll find a way to bring down the Angel."

The USAF airmen aimed Heckler & Koch HK416 rifles at the hangar doors as they opened to let Unit 03, now fully repaired, taxi onto the runway. An angry mob ignored the warning shots fired over their heads as they rushed towards the flying wing hangar, whose doors began closing while the black Eva's feet were still inside.

Then Unit 03's engines roared; the madmen and women kneeled on the runway, covering their ears. Even with rocket-assisted takeoff (RATO) units mounted on its legs, the black Eva needed the runway's entire length to takeoff; Shinji prayed the mob would get out of the way as Unit 03 accelerated.

The mission had an inauspicious start; a madman ignored the pain in his ears and charged towards the black Eva.

"Oh God!" The ranger pulled the joystick towards his chest. Unit 03 jettisoned the RATO units-- which deployed parachutes so they could be reused-- and climbed towards heaven, leaving a bloody trail on the runway.

"Stormbringer, this is White King. What happened?" the general asked.

"A nut just threw himself underneath Stormbringer's landing gear. I feel sick."

"He attacked you, you acted in self-defense, now put him out of your mind." 'I must get Lieutenant Ikari an appointment with some mental health professionals,' Stuart noted.
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I've split the story into three chapters and made revisions, e.g., making Shinji's dialogue with his ex-girlfriend more realistic (he says, "We can work this out. I have some money-- I was saving it for a car-- so I can bring you here to Japan. If we get married, I can get an apartment so we can..." to a skeptical Carrie, who then hangs up), and making Stormbringer less wanked (I replaced the 155 mm rifle with more missiles), in preparation for its posting on my MediaMiner account. Reply to this thread or PM me if there's anything else I need to change (hint hint, Mr. Slade).
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Arael sensed the abominations, soulless constructs bearing its father's form, appear. 'Brother.'

'I am ready. This insult will be avenged.'

*

Units 01 and 02 rose from their hangars and approached the armory towers, which opened to reveal positron rifles. Each Eva mounted a rifle on its right arm, the stock locking onto the shoulder, and aimed the weapon at the sky.

"Warning, another Angel has been detected approaching from Area. JSSDF units are engaging it. We estimate the Seventh Angel will arrive at Tokyo-3 in ten minutes," Ritsuko radioed.

Rei was shocked. "The Commander did not foresee the Angels attacking in groups."

Asuka smiled. "Cheer up, Wonder Woman; now you can beat Superman's high score."

"This is not a game; the future of the human race is at stake," the albino admonished.

The redhead laughed. "Cheer up, Rei! Don't let the weight of your duty crush your spirits."

*

General Tokita Shiro, Director of Project Jet Alone, stood outside his command vehicle as Jet Alone Units A and B marched away from Tokyo-3. A third arm raised a positron rifle over each robot's shoulder so its right hand could grip the weapon.

A JSSDF officer leaned out of the command vehicle door. "Sir, Units Alpha and Bravo report target in sight. 90 percent of the power has been diverted to the positron rifles." The Jet Alone Units' nuclear reactors powered the rifles, while the Evas' weapons must compete with Tokyo-3's systems, including the city's defenses, for power; this made the JSSDF robots' weapons a magnitude more powerful.

Shiro reentered his command vehicle, where two monitors showed images taken by the robots' cameras; onscreen, fighter planes were launching air-to-air missiles at the Angel and then rolling to dodge its counterattacks, energy beams that curiously formed crosses near their targets. "Lieutenant Kirishima, Lieutenant Strasberg, you are here to defend the honor of the JSSDF-- no, of all of Japan. Go proudly into battle; you may fire when ready."

"Yes, Sir," the Jet Alone operators radioed from nearby control vehicles. Zeruel, the Angel of Might, detected the energy building up in the positron rifles, and enveloped his head and torso with bony plates. The positron beams pierced the Angel's AT field and scorched its armor; as the robots changed fuses like cartridges in a bolt-action rifle, the bony plates slid back under the humanoid Angel's skin to restore Zeruel's mobility.

"Recharging." "Beginning cryogenic cooling of primary weapon," the Jet Alone operators reported. "CIWS is engaging the target." The robots' head-mounted Phalanx close-in weapons systems were shooting at the diving Angel. "Primary weapon ready." "Firing." Unit A's rifle fired as Zeruel's left arm unfolded like a switchblade; the positron beam sent alien flesh flying off the Angel's left shoulder as its arm severed the robot's right leg, sending both combatants onto the ground.

"Unit Alpha is down! Failsafes are engaged; the reactor is shutting down!" "Unit Bravo is firing its primary weapon." Zeruel extended its armor again to defend itself from the positron beam; the Angel counterattacked as Unit B prepared to fire another shot.

"The reactor's been damaged; pressure and temperature levels are rising! I'm opening the release valve and injecting neutron-deceleration liquid!" Unit B's operator reported. Zeruel's arm extended to dismember and decapitate the robot. "Damn it, Unit Bravo's radio link is dead!"

"Switch to bird's eye view," Shiro ordered. The monitors showed images taken by an unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV); onscreen, Zeruel's armor retracted so it could fly away from the Jet Alone Units' wreckages. "Reactor status," he demanded.

"Radiation levels have risen." "We're not receiving any data from Unit Bravo." "Unit Alpha reports the reactor is stable." "We must assume Unit Bravo's reactor shielding is compromised." "We must evacuate our men." "Activating NBC systems." "Good thing the city has been evacuated." "The evacuation was incomplete because the citizens of Tokyo-3 attacked the soldiers evacuating them." "You mean we have to send men back into that hellhole?!"

Shiro's fist slammed against the keyboard in front of him. "Damn it, NERV will win the honor of defeating the Angels again!"

"Don't we have bigger problems to worry about?" a JSSDF officer asked.
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Asuka frowned in disbelief. "The JSSDF deployed a nuclear-powered fighting machine near the city, and let its reactor shielding get cracked?"

"Don't worry, the Evas' armor should shield you from the radiation," Ritsuko assured.

"Ahhhh!"

"Stormbringer, we are receiving a stall warning. Are you hit? Stormbringer, respond!" Stuart radioed.

Rei felt a blade of anxiety stab her heart. "Pilot Ikari!"

"The Seventh Angel!" Asuka warned as Unit 02's rifle fired. Pits appeared in Zeruel's armor as the purple and red Evas rained positron beams on it. "Each shot delivers ten kilotons of energy to the target! That should be enough to pierce the Angel's AT field and fry its S2 organ! Why won't it just lay down and die?!" Then the readhead's helmet-mounted display read, "R-WEAPON 00" to warn her the positron rifle was out of ammunition. "Scheisse!"

Rei received the same warning. "I need another weapon." Zeruel's armor retracted; then burning crosses appeared around Unit 01. "Ah!"

"Rei!" Unit 02 jettisoned its rifle and drew its progressive knife as it charged. The Angel turned its attention to the red Eva, which jumped over the incoming energy beams and thrust the burning white blade.

Zeruel's armor extended again; the knife broke upon the Angel's chest, leaving the tip embedded in the bony plate.

Another blade extended to replace the broken one. "Die!" Unit 02 slashed diagonally from right to left, making a shallow cut in Zeruel's armor. "Damn you!" The red Eva slashed from left to right, the cuts forming an X. "Die!" Asuka thrust at the center of the X, cracking the bony plate and breaking the blade. Unit 02 lunged, its fingers reaching into the crack as the red Eva tried to pry off the Angel's armor.

Zeruel's armor retracted; as Unit 02 tried to tackle the Angel, its eyes sent energy beams to blow a hole in the red Eva's chest.

"Ah! Scheisse!" As Unit 02 laid on the road, Asuka watched Zeruel's arms unfold.

"Asuka!" The purple Eva's shoulder rammed the Angel, whose razor-sharp hands cut into Unit 02's left shoulder and severed its arm instead of disemboweling and decapitating the red Eva. Rei forced herself to ignore Asuka's scream of pain as Unit 01 stabbed Zeruel's left eye. The Angel wrapped its right arm around the purple Eva's head and shoulders, lifted its enemy off the road, and threw Unit 01 through a building.
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Rei stood in front of a formation of soldiers, one of whom she recognized.

"Energetically will I meet the enemies of my country. I shall defeat them on the field of battle, for I am better trained and will fight with all my might. Surrender is not a Ranger word. I will never leave a fallen comrade to fall into the hands of the enemy, and under no circumstances will I ever embarrass my country.

"Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the Ranger objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor.

"Rangers lead the way!" Although the 18-year-old Shinji's voice was one of many, Rei could hear it over those of the other soldiers.

An officer with the "RANGER" and "AIRBORNE" tabs on his left shoulder gave a speech before dismissing the 75th Ranger Regiment's newest members so they could greet relatives who came to attend the graduation ceremony; one of them, a man who resembled Shinji more than the ranger resembled Gendo, approached the center of Rei's attention.

"Bravo, Christian Soldier. Yui would've been so proud of you."

Shinji became sad; then he suppressed the emotion and shook the man's hand. "Thanks, Uncle Takeshi."

A man in a USAF uniform approached the Shinji and his uncle. "Private Ikari?" Shinji saluted; the man returned salute. "I'm General Slade, US Air Force. I understand you're the Third Child-- that the Marduk Institute, the consultants NERV hired to test people for their ability to pilot an Evangelion, believe..."

*

Rei stood in a bedroom, where a young man and a young woman sat with their fingers entwined and their lips together.

The couple stopped kissing to look into each other's eyes. "Are you ready?" the 14-year-old Shinji asked.

Shinji's girlfriend shyly smiled. "I'm a bit nervous. You will use protection, right?" Flames of jealousy raged in Rei's heart as Shinji took a condom out of a drawer.

"Uncle Takeshi taught me to always be prepared." Shinji confidently smiled as his hands rested on the young woman's hips, caressing the skin between her T-shirt and her shorts; then he began to pull up her shirt, the young woman's arms rising to help the young man, as the flames became an inferno.

*

Rei stood in a recovery room, where a blonde laid on a bed, cradling a baby in a pink blanket. A boy stood beside the bed, staring at the baby.

"Would you like to hold your newborn cousin?" the blonde asked.

The six-year-old Shinji's eyes widened in shock at the responsibility placed upon him; his mouth opened and closed without voicing an answer.

Ikari Takeshi patted his nephew's back. "Don't worry, Christian Soldier! I'm sure you'll take care of little Alice."

The boy's arms slowly extended to receive the newborn; the arms retracted to hold the baby against his chest.

"Now that you're the next man of the house, it's your responsibility to shield your little cousin from danger. Can you do that? Can you stop bad guys from hurting little Alice?" Takeshi demanded.

Shinji turned to his uncle. "Yes, Uncle Takeshi. I will perform my duties as a Christian soldier."

*

Rei stood in a living room, where Ikari Takeshi sat in front of a crying boy, his hand resting on the boy's shoulders.

"Do you want to stop the bullies from hurting you?"

The five-year-old Shinji's head rose to meet his uncle's eyes. "Yes, Uncle Takeshi."

"I have to warn you, you must endure some minor to moderate pain if you want to learn how to defend yourself from major pain. Can you do that?"

"Yes, Uncle Takeshi," Shinji repeated.

"Good boy." Shinji's uncle smiled. "I'm gonna teach you Krav Maga, the martial art used by Sayeret Matkal, the Israeli Army Special Forces. The bullies will stop hurting you once they learn you can hurt them more."

"But Aunt Lorina says fighting is wrong!"

Takeshi laughed. "It's wrong to start a fight, but it's okay if you're just ending one; that's a Christian soldier's job, after all."

*

Rei stood in outside a house; she somehow knew it was the Ikari family's, which Gendo sold a month after his wife's death.

A four-year-old Shinji was crying; a Section 2 agent's hands gripped the boy's shoulders, restraining him. "Papa, don't send me away! Papa! Waaaa!"

"I can't waste time on an impossible child." The bearded man turned around. "Take him away." He entered his house and closed the door.

Sadness weighed the albino's heart as she reached for the struggling boy. "Shinji."

"Rei?"
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Unit 01's pilot awoke see the hangar interior displayed on the liquid crystal displays (LCDs) lining the cockpit. "Asuka?"

"Thank God you're okay! General Slade ordered a retreat while the city's defenses distracted the Seventh Angel; you were lucky to land on an elevator," the redhead radioed.

"Your arm..."

"It hurts like hell-- Doctor Ritsuko says it'll take a month to repair my precious Unit 02-- but you stopped the Seventh Angel from taking Unit 02's head, and maybe my life. Too bad Doctor Ritsuko didn't have time to install 'circuit breakers' in our A10 nerve sensors to spare us the pain."

"And Shinji? Is he...?"
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"Shrieeeek!" Arael fell, its mind overwhelmed by the anger, hatred, and lust it found in Shinji's; the Angel didn't feel its skin burn as it entered Earth's atmosphere. 'The darkness!' The air became denser, slowing the Angel's descent; then two AIM-120 Advanced Medium-Range Air-to-Air Missiles flew from pylons on the back of Unit 03's shoulders, the missile warheads breaking off pieces of alien flesh broke as Arael tumbled in midair.

"Roarrrr!" The black Eva dived, straddled the Angel's back, and gripped its wings. Unit 03's head-mounted Mk44 Bushmaster II automatic cannons beat a tattoo on Arael's shoulders; the black Eva pulled, tearing off the Angel's wings.
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Gendo was in the aquarium, his arms around one of Rei's cloned "sisters" as he thrust in and out of the clone's vagina. "Ah! Yuiiii!" Semen, saliva, and blood from the clones' torn hymens, mingled with the LCL. Lust and memories of his lost love consumed the bearded man's mind as he swam to another clone, but she had a seizure and threw off his embrace. "What...?"

Every clone was affected; their thrashing limbs churned the LCL as several clones bit off their tongues, dyeing the medium red. Then the seizures ended; the clones' eyes reopened, their ominous radiance undiminished by the viscous liquid.

Fingernails cut across Gendo's back. "Ow!" As he turned to face the clone that scratched him, another scratched his face. "Ah!" 'What the hell...?' Then teeth sank into his penis. "Ahhhh!" The clone threw back its head to tear off the organ; another took her place and bit off the testicles.

The bearded man covered his groin, only for his hands to be stripped to the bone. Rei's sisters were in a feeding frenzy, their teeth and nails tearing off pieces of Gendo's flesh; the bearded man welcomed the chilling darkness that embraced him as he bled to death.
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"Stormbringer, this is White King. Your engines-- the turboramjets-- are redlining. Throttle back before you..."

"Roarrrr!"

Stuart watched Unit 03 tear off Arael's wings. He turned to a monitor showing images from inside the black Eva's cockpit; static clouded the screen. "What the hell happened to Lieutenant Ikari?"

Ritsuko studied the data in front of her. "Ikari-kun has apparently regressed to counter the psychic weapon's effects."

"You mean his mind has become that of a child?"

"No, Ikari-kun has become the beast we were before humans invented moral codes and founded civilization; all he can think of is survival, in this case, by eliminating a threat."

Unit 03 continued to tear off pieces of Arael's flesh as they fell; the Sixth Angel, paralyzed by the dark emotions flowing from Shinji's mind, didn't even feel the ground rise up to shatter its remains.

"Roarrrr!" Unit 03's AT field extended to neutralize Zeruel's as the black Eva launched six HSSWs; the Seventh Angel was immobilized when its armor extended. The armor retracted to let Zeruel fire an energy beam-- the black Eva rolled to dodge it-- before Unit 03 struck.

The black Eva, weighing 1,372,818 kilograms and traveling at Mach 1.7 or 2,083 kilometers per hour at sea level, delivered 229,803,342,266.1 joules of kinetic energy to the Angel's chest, equal to 55 tons of HE. Zeruel's ribcage collapsed and its backbone broke as the Angel was thrown through two apartment buildings and into an armory building, the munitions inside exploding and embedding burning shrapnel in Zeruel's flesh.

'The pain!' The bony plates extended, but the pistol was in the black Eva's hand before they could shield the Angel's chest. Shinji fired at point-blank range, the HE shells shattering Zeruel's S2 engine.

The pistol was reloaded, the ejected magazine deploying an airbag landing system to prevent damage so it could be reused. Unit 03 stared at its fallen enemy; then it opened its mouth, threw back its head, and shook. "Looks like she's laughing," Stuart commented. He heard footsteps, and turned to see Misato and Maya enter the Command Center. "Colonel Katsuragi? Doctor Ibuki?" The tactician and the brunette's hair stuck out like porcupine quills, their clothes were disheveled, and their faces were wet, apparently because they tried to wash away vaginal fluids from cunnilingus.

"What the...? An Angel?!" Misato exclaimed.

"There were two; they're now skulls waiting to be painted on Stormbringer," the general said.

"Unit 03's sensors have detected another Angel," Ritsuko's eyes widened, "in Terminal Dogma?!"

Maya gasped; NERV kept the cornerstone of the Human Instrumentality Project at Terminal Dogma, the Geofront's deepest and most heavily defended level.

Misato turned to her sex partner for the past three days. "You have clearance for Terminal Dogma, right? What...?" Then the black Eva rocketed into the air, looped, and dived.

"Check your engine temperature!" Stuart ordered as data showed Unit 03's turboramjets were overheating.

The black Eva's wings swept back; the AT field formed a battering ram to clear a path to the Geofront's deepest level. A legless giant, its hands bolted to the arms of a red cross, a helical lance piercing its chest, appeared onscreen.

"What the hell is that?!" the general exclaimed.

"Lilith? The Second Angel is here?!" the tactician added.

The bleach blonde recalled a scenario described in the "Secret" Dead Sea Scrolls, made public after Sachiel attacked the city. "What is NERV doing with something that can set off a Third Impact?"

"According to the Commander, Lilith was found in the Black Moon, the spherical cavern where the Geofront was built. We were studying it as we used it to manufacture LCL." The brunette watched the black Eva grab the helical lance and pull, breaking the weapon. "The Lance of Longinus!" The lance disintegrated into a million points of light before fading away. Unit 03's mask touched Lilith's, as if the black Eva was kissing the Angel, while its hand caressed the side of Lilith's face; then the black Eva bit the Angel's neck and spat out a piece of flesh.

A rumble shook the entire Geofront; the men and women in the Command Center braced themselves as Unit 03 began tearing Lilith to pieces. "Looks like Stormbringer is... raping the Second Angel," Stuart commented.

"Open Sectors 10 to 20 of Central Dogma," Rei radioed. "I must get to Terminal Dogma."

"But Ikari-kun has regressed to a primal, violent state! He'll identify you as a threat and attack you!" Ritsuko warned.

"We might have to wait..." Stuart began.

"Until this passes? By then, Unit 03's life support systems may have failed. I cannot let that happen; I must save Shinji," Rei swore.

Maya sighed. "I'm raising the sector partitions."

"Thank you." Unit 01 walked through the opening gate.
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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Stormbringer stood in a pool of LCL, Lilith's blood, surrounded by pieces of alien flesh. The black beast dumped 6000 liters of jet fuel and then used the afterburners to ignite it; the LCL became an ocean of fire that began destroying all traces of the Second Angel.

A gate opened. Stormbringer instinctively extended its AT field as the pistol slid into its hand.

Rei sensed the AT field reaching for her; Unit 01 jumped as a HE shell exploded underneath, missing its right foot by a meter. As gravity reclaimed its hold on the purple Eva, the black beast raced into the corridor, its left hand gripping Unit 01's throat and holding the purple Eva off the floor. "Gasp!" The pistol muzzle, pressed against Unit 01's left eye, resembled that of a predator hungering for fresh meat.

"Shinji." Rei ignored the pain in her throat as Unit 01's right hand slowly rose to caress the side of Stormbringer's head; the albino didn't raise an AT field, even though her skin felt as if it was burning as the black beast's pressed against it. "You... are a Christian soldier. I am... a woman, and it is your duty... to protect me." She felt the purple Eva's feet touch the floor. Stormbringer removed its hand from Unit 01's throat as the pistol returned to its weapons bay. "Shinji?"

Silence answered Rei. The Siege was over.
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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The first two chapters have been posted on MediaMiner, and the third will follow in about a month. (Crosses fingers.) I plan to continue working on 'Bad Anime' next, assuming writer's block is lifted. (Crosses fingers again.)
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Although the SEELE members facing Kozo were holograms, using satellite communications to bridge the thousands of kilometers between them, the Acting Commander of NERV felt their angry glares burn him.

"You allowed... Cough! Lilith, from whom the human race was born and... Cough, cough, cough!" Keel Lorenz, leader of SEELE, bowed his head as the coughing fit shook his body. "To whom all humans are to return on the Day of Judgment, and the Lance of Longinus, the key to the Chamber of Guf, to be destroyed." In Jewish legends, the Chamber of Guf was the Hall of Souls from which every human soul came, and whose emptying would mark the Messiah's coming.

"The records show I was unable to enter Tokyo-3 while Arael's psychic weapon was operational. By the time it was safe for me to do so, it was already too late, although I doubt I could've done anything if I was there, as Unit 03 is under General Slade's command, not mine or any other NERV officer's."

"That is... Cough! No excuse! With the loss of Lilith and the Lance of Longinus, our only hope for Instrumentality lies with Evangelion Unit 01, Lilith's... Cough, cough, cough, cough!" Keel's hologram collapsed onto the table before the projector was shutoff.

The other SEELE members rose from their seats. "Chairman Lorenz!" "Chairman Lorenz!" "Quick, summon a doctor to Chairman Lorenz's office!" "What is the telephone number of his personal assistant?!" "Uh..."

The next day, the media reported the death of Keel Lorenz-- a pioneer in the field of genetic engineering, Nobel Laureate in Physiology or Medicine, Director of the United Nations Artificial Evolution Laboratory-- from a stroke. The public didn't know of Keel's culpability in the deaths of billions of people, his manipulation of governmental leaders to promote SEELE's cause, or his plan to harness the energies of the Second and Third Impacts for his own ends. It didn't matter anymore.

With Lilith gone, the Angels no longer had a reason to come to Earth. Now the only scenario possible was one where every man and woman tried to live life as best they can, free from SEELE's control.
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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That wrapped it up too quickly... it feels like its tacked on.
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LadyTevar wrote:That wrapped it up too quickly... it feels like its tacked on.
Sorry about that. The idea for this lemon had been floating in my head for several years, but writer's block prevented me from putting it in writing until recently. The original setting was 2015 (meaning the Children were underage, although Asuka still acted the way she did in this story), and involved a tentacled Angel (designed by me) that Shinji (piloting Unit 01) bisected, with one half flying into orbit while the other burrowed underground. The orbiting half would do what Arael did in this story (Rei and Asuka would try to shoot it down, despite the half-Angel's attempt to rape their minds), while Shinji would go take care of the tentacled half that had burrowed underground. I intended to include an epilogue similar to Episode 24, but with Kaoru (Asuka's boyfriend, fulfilling the same role he has in this story) giving Shinji the gift of an extra set of male genitals before he's killed, and ending the story with an orgy involving Shinji, Rei, Asuka, Ritsuko, and Maya (Misato marries Ryoji in the original idea). SEELE wasn't even mentioned in the original idea.

I've changed during the years, and the story idea changed with me. If you've read 'Death is Never the End', you may notice my disapproval of using child soldiers ('Death' is set in 2015, and I portrayed the 14-year-old Eva pilots as suffering from mental health problems). That led to my decision to raise the Children's ages, which required that the Human Instrumentality Project be put on the back burner until the Children were at least 18. Understandably, Keel's health did NOT improve during those five extra years.
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Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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Maya's booth was decorated to provide a relaxing atmosphere at the restaurant, but Misato noticed her coworker was visibly nervous as she sat down in front of the fidgety brunette. "Hi, Maya! So... what do you want to talk about?"

"I'm pregnant."

The tactician's eyes widened; then she forced herself to smile. "Oh, congratulations! Who's the lucky father?"

"Commander Ikari." Maya watched Misato's eyes widen again. "He was using me as a living Dutch wife; there was no love between us. He refused to use a condom, and now..." The brunette's head bowed as she tried to think of what to say.

"Do you plan to keep the child?"

"I don't want to abort it-- it's innocent, after all-- but I don't know how I'll take care of it. I thought of asking Pilot Ikari to identify himself as the father-- if he was a Japanese man, he'd probably accept responsibility for his father's actions-- but Pilot Ikari is an American. I don't know how he'll respond."

"If Ikari-kun says he's the father, American law will demand him to accept some responsibilities, like providing child support; his superiors can deduct a portion of his paycheck for that. Ikari-kun has complained the US Army wants him to perform a lieutenant's duties while continuing to pay him as a corporal, so I doubt he'll do as you ask."

Tears fell from Maya's eyes, onto her lap. "What am I going to do?"

"Marry me."

The brunette's eyes widened as she looked up. "Ehhhh?!"

"Gay marriage was legalized last year, so I can provide for you and your child. I'll ask Ritsuko to hack into a sperm bank's database so the child won't be a bastard, and we'll see how it goes, that is," the tactician blushed and put her hand in the middle of the table, offering help but steeled for the pain of its rejection, "if you think we can maintain the passion we had during the Siege."

"I don't know, but," Maya smiled and took Misato's hand, "we can try."
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Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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In the neighboring booth, a young woman laid her head upon the table as she tried to solve a problem similar to Maya's. 'What am I going to do about the baby?' Hikari put a hand over her womb. 'I don't want to abort it, but...' She heard the door open, and turned to see a young man enter the booth. "Toji?!"

"Sorry 'bout the quick exit, I had to find a jeweler and..."

Hikari threw herself upon her lover, her fists hammering Toji's chest and shoulders. "I thought you abandoned me! Why didn't you...?" Then she embraced the young man and cried on his shoulder.

"Sorry. Can you forgive me and..." Toji took a knee; when Hikari lowered herself to look into his eyes, he said, "No, keep standing, please, I..." The young man retrieved a small box from his pants pocket.

Hikari froze when the box was opened to reveal a golden ring. "Is that...? Are you...?"

"Will you marry me? Yikes!" The young man reached up to catch his lover as the woman's legs became limp. "Are you...? Oomph!" Hikari's passion consumed him, her embrace setting his shoulders on fire, her kiss burning away the air in his lungs.

The young woman paused to let her lover breathe. "Yes." She smiled when she felt Toji's hand upon her belly.

The young man thought he felt their lovechild's heartbeats; then he pulled down her panties.

"Toji, we're in public! We shouldn't... Ah!"

The young man embraced his lover's legs, a hand resting upon her butt, as his tongue searched for her G-spot. 'I think it's over... here.' Toji's efforts were rewarded with a cry of pleasure, the taste of nectar, and the feeling of Hikari's hands on the back of his head, urging him to reach deeper into her vagina.

"I wonder who's the lucky girl?" Misato wondered as she led her fiancée past Hikari's booth, towards the parking lot.

"Whoever she is, I hope her lover will make her happy," Maya thought aloud.

The tactician embraced the brunette. "I'll make you happy," she put a hand over her fiancée's womb, "and I'll make our child happy, or die trying."

Maya chuckled. "Take care; you're thinking like an American."

"I already have a gun and a car with more horsepower than I need; I might as well go all the way," Misato joked.
Please do not make Americans fight giant monsters.

Those gun nuts do not understand the meaning of "overkill," and will simply use weapon after weapon of mass destruction (WMD) until the monster is dead, or until they run out of weapons.

They have more WMD than there are monsters for us to fight. (More insanity here.)
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