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We all know I hate secret crap.
Bring on the porn! :wink:
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote: ...But even you aren't ready for what I'm not talking about, so perhaps not. On the other hand, torturing people is fun, nevermind the looks.
So we've got a female RayCav now? :shock:
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote: ...But even you aren't ready for what I'm not talking about, so perhaps not. On the other hand, torturing people is fun, nevermind the looks.
Of course it is.. [hugs da fellow sadist]
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MKSheppard wrote:So we've got a female RayCav now? :shock:
Shush, you psycho.
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Dalton wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:So we've got a female RayCav now? :shock:
Shush, you psycho.
No kidding.

I seriously doubt that Marina is into cutting women open and removing their organs while raping them.
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Dalton wrote:
MKSheppard wrote:So we've got a female RayCav now? :shock:
Shush, you psycho.
No kidding.

I seriously doubt that Marina is into cutting women open and removing their organs while raping them.
No, of course she won't be doing it to women. Why would she?


She'd be doing it to men. :lol: :P
What's her bust size!?

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Shinova, you do know that Marina is a lesbian, right?
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Shinova wrote:No, of course she won't be doing it to women. Why would she?


She'd be doing it to men. :lol: :P
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Shinova, you do know that Marina is a lesbian, right?
Hence the :lol:, I am assuming, StD
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Shinova, you do know that Marina is a lesbian, right?
Actually no, I did not know that.
What's her bust size!?

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Well... this is an interesting topic to arise. I suppose I'll through my vote towards anticipation of something from Duchess within the future.

PS: Verilon, your not a sadist... your a fluffy teddy bear with hearts :P
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Larz wrote:
PS: Verilon, your not a sadist... your a fluffy teddy bear with hearts :P
Who also tends to bite a lot :mrgreen:
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*twitch* I get this for bringing it up in the first place, I suppose. Well, the thread won't die if I try to kill it and it won't die if I tell you. So I'll tell you, since it'll be amusing.

The "high standard" I was comparing Perversions of the Force to is this:

http://www.cthulhu.org/smut/stories/bride.html

I thought IG-88E might enjoy it especially. I'm not entirely sure how many of the rest of you will... Though, it is very well written and rather humorous at that.
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Quite interesting read there, Marina.

Never knew you for the sort who would go into that.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I thought IG-88E might enjoy it especially. I'm not entirely sure how many of the rest of you will... Though, it is very well written and rather humorous at that.
Hmmm. I like it. :)
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:*twitch* I get this for bringing it up in the first place, I suppose. Well, the thread won't die if I try to kill it and it won't die if I tell you. So I'll tell you, since it'll be amusing.

The "high standard" I was comparing Perversions of the Force to is this:

http://www.cthulhu.org/smut/stories/bride.html

I thought IG-88E might enjoy it especially. I'm not entirely sure how many of the rest of you will... Though, it is very well written and rather humorous at that.
I've read ASC stuff, including some Simon Barber, but I never got around to reading this one. Thanks for the recommendatin.
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I wish I could get over my lack of paragraph spacing and read it. It's really hard to read.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Ted wrote:
:shock: This is something new. :shock:

You write your own erotic fiction, or you just found an incredibly good resource on the net?
Not even this board is ready for the answer.
We'll survive. Now tell us :D

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Ted wrote:Quite interesting read there, Marina.

Never knew you for the sort who would go into that.
I'd pity myself if I got predictable.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Ted wrote:Quite interesting read there, Marina.

Never knew you for the sort who would go into that.
I'd pity myself if I got predictable.
Hasn't happened so far.
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Kelly Antilles wrote:I wish I could get over my lack of paragraph spacing and read it. It's really hard to read.
The paragraphs do have indentations, which is a technically appropriate way of writing, though I greatly prefer proper spaces. It's worth it, though. Or you could copy and paste it and instruct word to add a space at each indentation. I think it's capable of doing that.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Kelly Antilles wrote:I wish I could get over my lack of paragraph spacing and read it. It's really hard to read.
The paragraphs do have indentations, which is a technically appropriate way of writing, though I greatly prefer proper spaces. It's worth it, though. Or you could copy and paste it and instruct word to add a space at each indentation. I think it's capable of doing that.
I could do it in a couple minutes.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:
Ted wrote:Quite interesting read there, Marina.

Never knew you for the sort who would go into that.
I'd pity myself if I got predictable.
No chance of that ever happening, thats for sure.
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote: The paragraphs do have indentations, which is a technically appropriate way of writing, though I greatly prefer proper spaces. It's worth it, though. Or you could copy and paste it and instruct word to add a space at each indentation. I think it's capable of doing that.
How odd.... when I looked at it at home, it had no indentions, yet here at work, I see it. That's totally fucked up. Well, now I have reading to do at work! Yay!
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Well- one thing I got out of this thread is that I know the contents of Raycav's so called 'porn' fanfic.

I never read it first hand. Where'd that go anyway?
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