Bizarre Cross-overs.

Mr. Mister · Post by **Mr. Mister** » 2003-04-23 11:56pm

Subtle perversion?

Now, I've just had an evil thought process go through my head:

Thought 1: Someone suggested The Simpsons and Star Wars.
Thought 2: Southpark is similar to The Simpsons.
Thought 3: Southpark and something?
Thought 4: No, just Cartman. Stupid fat jackass, he's so funny.
Thought 5: Maybe the other world could treat Cartman as a god or a king.
Thought 6: It'd be just like in the Saved by the Bell Movie, where that tribe thinks Screech is a god.
Thought 7: Saved by the Bell??? What the hell am I thinking?
Thought 8: Ooh, they could be in the cross-over! Who to put with them?
Thought 9: Star Wars!
Thought 10: No, not brutal enough.
Thought 11: Aliens?
Thought 12: No, I like fascists.

Yep, after all that, I've got a horrid cross-over for ya:

Saved by the Bell crossed over with Starship Troopers. Could that be horrid?

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-04-24 12:17am

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!!

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-04-24 11:09am

Mr. Mister wrote:Yep, after all that, I've got a horrid cross-over for ya:

Saved by the Bell crossed over with Starship Troopers. Could that be horrid?

Yes, al;though I'm sure things can be come up with that are far worse.

And where did you find this work? Gonterman ain't on fanficion.net, and I'nm feeling masochistic this morning.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-04-24 11:38am

Singular Quartet wrote:And where did you find this work? Gonterman ain't on fanficion.net, and I'nm feeling masochistic this morning.

Just search the 'Net for David Gonterman. I'm sure something will turn up.

Chupa-arbol · Post by **Chupa-arbol** » 2003-04-25 12:48am

Galaxy Quest vs. The PJ's?

It's a Wonderful Life vs. Waterworld?

Captain Planet vs. Lord of the Rings?

Species vs. War and Peace?

Moby Dick vs. The Iron Chef?

Star Wars vs. The Critic?

Calvin and Hobbes vs. Bride of Frankenstein?

Hotfoot · Post by **Hotfoot** » 2003-04-25 02:41am

Chupa-arbol wrote:Star Wars vs. The Critic?

ANH

Lord Sherman: Do not be too proud of this technological terror you have constructed. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of my stomach!
Jay's gut: That's telling 'em!

ESB

Lord Sherman: What is thy bidding, my master?
Jay's gut: Get me a double tuna on rye, three orders of fresh bantha steak, and a keg of Juri Juice!
Lord Sherman: And if they don't deliver in thirty parsecs or less?
Jay's gut: Then the delivery boy must be consumed as well.
Lord Sherman: As you command, my master.

RoTJ

Lord Sherman: (about to throw the Emperor to his doom) Hey, Palpatine, you know, I never got to tell you what I thought of this whole Death Star throne room thing.
Emperor: Do you like it? I had all my best designers come in to give it just the right menacing touches.
Lord Sherman: It stinks! (toss)
Emperor: I knew I should have installed a safety neeeeeeeet!
Jay's Son: Wow, thanks Dad! You did all that for me?
Lord Sherman: Of course I did, son. Now let's go home.
Jay's gut: But first, a trip to the snack bar! Since everyone's fleeing the station, there won't be any lines or anyone to have to pay for the food! Bwahahahahaha!

*cue ending credits*

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-04-25 01:48pm

Mr. Mister wrote: Saved by the Bell crossed over with Starship Troopers. Could that be horrid?

Wouldn't that be Paul Verhoeven's version of Starship Troopers?

Typhonis 1 · Post by **Typhonis 1** » 2003-04-25 01:49pm

Starship Troopers 90210.......with Doogie Howser MD and savd by the bell thrown in for fun

Post by **Beowulf** » 2003-04-25 02:36pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Mr. Mister wrote: Saved by the Bell crossed over with Starship Troopers. Could that be horrid?
Wouldn't that be Paul Verhoeven's version of Starship Troopers?

Yes.

Adrian Tullberg · Post by **Adrian Tullberg** » 2003-06-11 10:23am

I had an idea for a Doctor Who/Matrix crossover that I never got around to writing ... then Reloaded came up.

It was based on the fact that in a 1976 episode of Who, the Doctor mentally entered a virtual world and fought a psychic battle in a computer system called The Matrix ...

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-06-11 10:48am

'Twas on gallifrey IIRC...

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-06-11 03:20pm

Jay and Silent Bob - Discworld
The Sims - Jay and Silent Bob
Mechwarrior - Command and Conquer (RA or TS)
James Bond - Metal Gear Solid - Return to Castle Wolfenstein
Terminator - James Bond
Predator - James Bond
Aliens - Discworld

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-06-11 04:59pm

2000AD wrote:Aliens - Discworld

Oh god, that would be crazy.

I can just see Detritus and the golem wading through hordes of aliens, batting them around... while in the meantime the wizards from UU are blasting away at the aliens with fireballs and various other spells.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-06-11 06:48pm

Crayz9000 wrote:
2000AD wrote:Aliens - Discworld
Oh god, that would be crazy.

I can just see Detritus and the golem wading through hordes of aliens, batting them around... while in the meantime the wizards from UU are blasting away at the aliens with fireballs and various other spells.

Begs the question of what would happen if a face hugger "hugged" a:
Troll
Vampire
Werewolf
Bogieman
Zombie
Dwarf

Also begs the question: Would the aliens remember (know?) rule 1?

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-06-12 11:48am

Nwo that I think about it, I once had a corssover I refer to as the "Ultimate Ground War"

It ahd, for the forces:

FF6j: Celes and imperial forces.
A few Gundams and Zakus (With Amuro Rei and Char Anzable, to boot)
The full army of The Despoiler from either book 2 or book 3 of The Chronicles of Thomas Covonent the Unbeliever.
Republican ground forces form SW, lead by MAce Windu.
Rico's Roughnecks, book MI
Terran marines.
Xenomorphs
Zerg
The Nazis from the NES game Iron Tank

I think that was it.

For the first scene, however, I had a Zerg Drone getting face-hugged by a Xenomorph face hugger.

EDIT: oh, and Adrian Tullberg, Thread Necromancy is mildly frowned upon.

Bob McDob · Post by **Bob McDob** » 2003-06-13 03:25am

Sailor Moon and Starship Troopers

Evangelion and Dune (that would rock)

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-06-13 01:13pm

Bob McDob wrote:Sailor Moon and Starship Troopers

Evangelion and Dune (that would rock)

Sure, until a sandworm eats an Eva.

Alan Bolte · Post by **Alan Bolte** » 2003-06-13 02:32pm

Alien + Starcraft + Metroid - no no, scratch that, it might be pretty good
Starwars +Tron. Or anything with Tron, really. Oh, oh, the previous video game reference has given me an idea: Tron + Sonic the Hedgehog. Lightcycle vs small mammal.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-06-13 03:20pm

A few more.

Jay and Silent Bob - The Blues Brothers
C&C Red Alert - C&C generals - Tiberium C&C
Homeworld - Star Trek

Adrian Tullberg · Post by **Adrian Tullberg** » 2003-06-13 06:27pm

Alan Bolte wrote:Starwars +Tron. Or anything with Tron, really.

Tron and The Matrix?

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-06-13 06:40pm

Harry potter vs star trek vs animorphs vs spongebob square pants

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2003-06-13 06:54pm

The Dukes of Hazard scrounge up their moonshine money to hire the A-Team to protect them from boss Hogg while at the same time Knight Rider has taken the government mission to capture the fugitives. The same contract that Simon and Simon AND the boys from Rip Tide have also taken.

phongn · Post by **phongn** » 2003-06-13 07:35pm

Bob McDob wrote:Sailor Moon and Starship Troopers

That'd be bizarre....if interesting.

Someone actually had a SM fanfic set in an alternate history where the Nazis won.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-06-13 10:31pm

Digimon meets Microsoft

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-06-13 11:16pm

Save the digital world vs Enslave the digital world...

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