Fanfic Challenge: ROTJ Rewrite
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Well, I have a whole summer without a big vacation, and I've been working on my writing skills, so sure, I'll sign up.
... As the first act begins, Leia and Lando fly to Nar Shaddaa to bargain for Han's life from the crime lord Jabba the Hutt. Meanwhile, Luke, on a desperate quest to find his sister, feels her presence on Coruscant, and so he travels straight into the belly of the beast. But far away, the Rebellion itself is building a Great Weapon that will finally be able to break the evil Empire, while the Emperor himself prepares the greatest fleet in all of History to ambush and annihilate the rebels once and for all...
Damn, this thing is writing itself!
... As the first act begins, Leia and Lando fly to Nar Shaddaa to bargain for Han's life from the crime lord Jabba the Hutt. Meanwhile, Luke, on a desperate quest to find his sister, feels her presence on Coruscant, and so he travels straight into the belly of the beast. But far away, the Rebellion itself is building a Great Weapon that will finally be able to break the evil Empire, while the Emperor himself prepares the greatest fleet in all of History to ambush and annihilate the rebels once and for all...
Damn, this thing is writing itself!
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Could the iffy ones confirm their status?
EDIT: Added Hardy
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Yeah sure, I'll give it a shot. No word cap, huh? I'm on it.Illuminatus Primus wrote:These are the applicants so far. You have the rules, you have the time - August 15th - and the prize will be a custom title (Winner of the ROTJ Rewrite Contest) and/or a Banner declaring the same for your sig. Get workin'.
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Could the iffy ones confirm their status?
EDIT: Added Hardy
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Singular Quartet, you may want to confirm your status.
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I'm not going to be able to do this, but I am happy to offer my services as a proofreader and SW enthusiast/superfan.
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I'll keep that in mind. Seriously.CaptainChewbacca wrote:I'm not going to be able to do this, but I am happy to offer my services as a proofreader and SW enthusiast/superfan.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
I like the idea of writing some EU for the victor's rewrite.....
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I was considering signing up, however you'd never get anything out of me, because of coming exams. Although, I'm looking forward to seeing the results. There better be good lightsaber combat. And yeah, the EU based off of the rewrite would be fun.
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You know, the original Death Star wasn't made over the Wookiee homeworld (Kashyyyk).
It was built over a prison world (aptly) called Despayre, in the Horuz system. Said planet then became the Death Star's first target.
It was built over a prison world (aptly) called Despayre, in the Horuz system. Said planet then became the Death Star's first target.
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There are just under three weeks left until the contest is concluded.
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Hmm, I noted a method of determining the victor has never been outlined. Will it be an open vote? Admin's picks? Hippy everybody wins crap?
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"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
Stanislav Petrov- The man who saved the world
Hugh Thompson Jr.- A True American Hero
"In the unlikely story that is America, there has never been anything false about hope." - President Barack Obama
"May fortune favor you, for your goals are the goals of the world." - Ancient Chall valediction
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I can't get to the RoTJ re-write I have planned until I do RoTS, ANH, and ESB how long is this good for?
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I hate to do it, but I must bow out. My re-write has suffered two re-writes and I no longer have the time to do it. My apologies, I hate not being able to do what I say.
Again, sorry.
Again, sorry.
They say, "the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots." I suppose it never occurred to them that they are the tyrants, not the patriots. Those weapons are not being used to fight some kind of tyranny; they are bringing them to an event where people are getting together to talk. -Mike Wong
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
But as far as board culture in general, I do think that young male overaggression is a contributing factor to the general atmosphere of hostility. It's not SOS and the Mess throwing hand grenades all over the forum- Red
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Well I think judges are in order. I'm thinking myself, RedImp, and I'm looking for a third and maybe a fourth.Noble Ire wrote:Hmm, I noted a method of determining the victor has never been outlined. Will it be an open vote? Admin's picks? Hippy everybody wins crap?
Due date less than two weeks off.
Do you guys who were working on it or wanted to submit maybe think about an extension? I'd allow one more month.
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A month would be nice, a week would be fine.
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Obviously it was supposed to be due yesterday.
Another month has been appended. Submissions will be accepted until 11:59 P.M., Septemeber 15th, 2005.
Another month has been appended. Submissions will be accepted until 11:59 P.M., Septemeber 15th, 2005.
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The contest is closed. I hope I'll at least get a few submissions. Please email them to IlluminatusPrimus (at) hotmail (dot) com.
"You know what the problem with Hollywood is. They make shit. Unbelievable. Unremarkable. Shit." - Gabriel Shear, Swordfish
"This statement, in its utterly clueless hubristic stupidity, cannot be improved upon. I merely quote it in admiration of its perfection." - Garibaldi in reply to an incredibly stupid post.
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