Zaia's Babysitting Adventure!

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2006-02-04 11:44am

*CUT TO: CYRAN*

CYRAN: I can't keep this pace up much longer!

LINDAR: Just a few more seconds!

*NANAHI is busy rummaging through LINDAR'S bag*

NANAHI: I could've sworn I saw one-

Hey!!! I want to know what it is she thinks she saw in my bag!!!

Vianca · Post by **Vianca** » 2006-02-04 12:26pm

Maybe a dog flute.

Post by **Kuja** » 2006-02-13 08:34pm

PART 28: Explosions Fix EVERYTHING

CYRAN: WILL YOU HURRY UP?!

LINDAR: I CAN'T GET A GRIP!

CYRAN: Boy is that the truth.

LINDAR: JERK!

NANAHI: Hold still for a second!

*she rummages through LINDAR'S pack and finally retrieves a stick of dynamite*

NANAHI: Found it!

CYRAN: Exactly WHAT do you plan to do with that?

NANAHI: Whatever happens, just keep running.

*CUT TO the rest of the gang*

ZAIA: Why do I suddenly see sparks coming from up ahead?

NIGHTMARE: Looks like someone lit a stick of dynamite.

CHIBIZILLA: RRRREEEOONNNNK?!

*CUT TO a faraway cam as figures on the highway come rushing towards a large overpass. As the first group reaches it, it suddenly detonates in a massive explosion. CUT TO: ALETIA, still in wolf form in a cloud of smoke and rubble, growling furiously as figures begin appearing in the haze*

LINDAR: C'mon sweetie, let's go home now, OK?

NANAHI: Yeah, we've had enough fun for one night, huh? *she mutters* Cornered wolf. Watch the fangs.

*a third figure stands up in the smoke, eyes glowing bright red*

CYRAN: THAT'S IT! THIS ENDS RIGHT NOW!

*he steps into view revealing that his arms have mutated into a reptilian form that matches his legs. He steps right past NANAHI and LINDAR and grabs ALETIA by the scruff of her neck*

NANAHI: Holy crap, that was easy.

*engine revving as the second group catches up with the first*

ZAIA: Who set that off?

CYRAN, LINDAR, AND NANAHI: NOT ME!

NIGHTMARE: I'd recommend we get out of here before curious minds decide to come looking around.

ZAIA: Good idea, let's go.

*CUT TO, downtown Baltimore, where a large figure carrying an axe as accosted by a random street thug*

THUG: Yo, gimme ya wallet!

*ASTAROTH calmly decks the guy and sends him flying into a wall*

ASTAROTH: Pretentious little bug.

*he continues walking off into the sun...er, moonset. CUT TO: ZAIA'S house, where everyone is standing around the living room watching ALETIA lap up a bowl of water*

NANAHI: So how do we get her to change back?

CYRAN: Maybe Brainchild has an idea.

BRAINCHILD: Zzzzzz...

ZAIA: Brainchild is a little tuckered out at the moment. I guess we'll just have to wait until morning.

NIGHTMARE: All of this isn't my concern. I want my money.

ZAIA: Right, right, come with me.

*she gets up and leads him to the basement door and downstairs into a wood-paneled room full of assorted stuff. She taps on one panel and a secret door opens leading into a super high-tech subbasement*

NIGHTMARE: Nice place to keep your money.

ZAIA: This isn't it yet.

*she walks up to a heavy steel door and types a series of numbers onto a keypad, then holds her thumb against a small square to open the door to reveal a stone stairway lined with torches leading deeper into the earth. ZAIA grabs a torch off the wall*

ZAIA: Come on.

*she leads him down a long flight of stairs decorated by skeletons hanging from wall manacles to an iron door and removes a key from her pocket to open it*

ZAIA: A thousand gold pieces, right?

NIGHTMARE: Sometimes it's just amazing to find out who keeps dungeons under their house.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2006-02-13 09:23pm

Yeah, it always does surprise.

What does Zaia do with that there dungeon, is the important question, however.

EDIT: Oh, and first post, biatches.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2006-02-14 10:18am

*OOOHS* i forgot about the dynamite?*hrmms* i wonder where i got it in the first place...

*gives Kuja some chocolate body parts*

Post by **Steve** » 2006-02-14 04:32pm

Singular Quartet wrote: What does Zaia do with that there dungeon, is the important question, however.

Well, it does give nice ammunition for teasing.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2006-02-14 06:05pm

Steve wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote: What does Zaia do with that there dungeon, is the important question, however.
Well, it does give nice ammunition for teasing.

Yes, yes it does.

Post by **Steve** » 2006-04-11 05:32pm

KUJA! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!?!

WE DEMAND MORE! OR ELSE I WILL KEEP MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON ON, MWAHAHAHAHA!

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2006-04-11 07:08pm

YOU FUCKTARDED FUCKINGMONKEYING ASSJACKET!!!! I THOUGHT KUJA HAD UPDATED, BUT INSTEAD, I ARRIVE TO SEE YOUR RETARDED ALL-CAPS POST, WHICH REQUIRES THE RESPONSE OF AN EQUALLY RETARDED ALL-CAPS POST. NO GO BACK INTO YOUR FUCKING HOLE!

fucker.

Post by **Kuja** » 2006-04-11 07:12pm

*begins laughing uproariously*

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2006-04-12 12:07pm

Man, what a letdown.

Ace Pace · Post by **Ace Pace** » 2006-04-12 01:09pm

On the eve of Baby Moses? an Outrage

LaCroix · Post by **LaCroix** » 2006-04-13 04:12am

I demand the being called "Steve" to be immediately

dragged,
hung,
whipped,
skinned,
salted,
given an enema with hot tabasco,
tared and feathered.

After that, we shall have a court meeting to find the proper punishment for his actions.

Post by **Kuja** » 2006-04-13 12:33pm

*laughs even harder*

fusion · Post by **fusion** » 2006-04-13 02:52pm

This is the second time you tricked me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice work, it is hallarious!!
I guess I was one of the newbies that got hit by the Angry Bomb! (In the other story that you wrote)

Get work and stop laughing, I want to read your next instalation. Or else...I'm just a newbie!

Soontir C'boath · Post by **Soontir C'boath** » 2006-04-13 03:01pm

You guys actually want an update?

Really, it's turn to garbage lately, why would you want more?

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2006-04-13 07:09pm

Soontir C'boath wrote:You guys actually want an update?

Really, it's turn to garbage lately, why would you want more?

YOUR PUNISHMENT SHALL BE WORSE THAN STEVE'S!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2006-04-13 08:50pm

Why should Kuja even have to update anymore when you guys write a chapter on yer own just a entertaining. I await the next ill-timed post in about a month or so.

Post by **Kuja** » 2006-04-13 09:16pm

I'd just like to take this moment to say that I love my fanbase.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2006-04-13 10:00pm

Kuj, you're really milking this.

Mark S · Post by **Mark S** » 2006-04-14 11:18am

Ah Man! Here it was my birthday yesterday and I see this today thinking that there was a new addition. Nothing. *shakes head slowly*

Though Fanboy is right. Sometimes the replies are as entertaining.

Lindar · Post by **Lindar** » 2006-04-14 12:44pm

*sneaks up on Kuja while he's laughing and commenting and clings* we miss you!!

and am curious as to where Zaia went....

and when are you coming to visit?

and.... yeah*giggle*

Post by **Steve** » 2006-04-14 09:09pm

LaCroix wrote:I demand the being called "Steve" to be immediately

dragged,
hung,
whipped,
skinned,
salted,
given an enema with hot tabasco,
tared and feathered.

After that, we shall have a court meeting to find the proper punishment for his actions.

Silly n00bs.

What you should be doing is planning an abduction of Kuja so we can make him write more.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2006-04-14 09:21pm

In other words, How Kuja Got His Groove Back?