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CaptainChewbacca wrote:From SDN, Oni created the ultimate liberal fanwank timeline that's like a leftist probability broach. That's the only really horrible one I can remember.
Saw that, sounds like a lefty C&C Generals mod backstory TBH :P .
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Lumya (Star Wars EU) vs. Hell

Found another one worth mentioning. Rape, vengeange for killing Mara Jade, more rape and some gore.
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Goddamnit! Are there any supermods that are susceptible to bribes so I can have that embarrassment of a thread deleted and forgotten? I swear that sad little timeline (I've improved since then, I promise!) has gotten me more flak than the pictures of me in a duct-tape bikini.
Ruadhan2300 wrote:reminds me of the John Freeman series of HL2 Machinimas. apparently they were born of a fanfic someone posted somewhere. and this utter genius of a guy went and made a series of short videos, narrated by reading the story. spelling and grammar mistakes included.
heres the first one, enjoy it :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZl ... re=related
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Oni Koneko Damien wrote:Goddamnit! Are there any supermods that are susceptible to bribes so I can have that embarrassment of a thread deleted and forgotten? I swear that sad little timeline (I've improved since then, I promise!) has gotten me more flak than the pictures of me in a duct-tape bikini.
:P

I read it once in a while to laugh about how awesome that thread is. It will never go away. I had to write Stargate: 1939 as a bribe, but it was worth it.
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When I first saw Oni's timeline I read the first few parts of it but didn't make it to the other posts. That thread is a riot, they fell on you like a school of pirahna, Oni. I'm so sorry, but it's just so funny.
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General Schatten wrote:When I first saw Oni's timeline I read the first few parts of it but didn't make it to the other posts. That thread is a riot, they fell on you like a school of pirahna, Oni. I'm so sorry, but it's just so funny.
It was crazy, because it wasn't his first work, and Oni's done some really good stuff. It would be like if Stuart suddenly whipped out a Mary Sue self-insertion Ghostbusters fanfic involving time travel.
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Oni Koneko Damien wrote:Goddamnit! Are there any supermods that are susceptible to bribes so I can have that embarrassment of a thread deleted and forgotten? I swear that sad little timeline (I've improved since then, I promise!) has gotten me more flak than the pictures of me in a duct-tape bikini.
Sorry, not a chance. Your iniquity will remain, to be visited on your children and on the grandchildren yea, even until the third and fourth generations. :D By the way, the issue of whether sins get visited on children is an excellent one to tie fundies up in knots.

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Oni Koneko Damien wrote:Peter Chimaera is, in fact, the troll who created both Doom: Repercussions of Evil and Half Life: Full Life Consequences.
Actually Full Life Consequences was written by someone else, a 9 year old apparentley.
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I have real trouble believing My Immortal is not an extensive pieve of trolling, if half of what I've read about it is true then it's got less to do with the source material than did the self-insert ensemble cosmology* stories I wrote when I was ten.

Repercussions of Evil may be the single greatest work of fanfiction ever to exist. And that includes The Aeneid.
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The Aeneid? I only know about the classic piece of Greek literature by the same name, so what's it about?
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Night_stalker wrote:The Aeneid? I only know about the classic piece of Greek literature by the same name, so what's it about?
That is what he is talking about- the Aeneid is literally a fanfiction of the Illiad and Odessy. I'm not going to say it has self inserts, but it does have a scene where the Gods show the main character the future glory of Rome and tell him how awesome it is.
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^Self-civilisation insert? I don't suppose there's really a term for it.
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Night_stalker wrote:The Aeneid? I only know about the classic piece of Greek literature by the same name, so what's it about?
Really? You've heard about a piece of Greek literature called the Aeneid? I am shocked and surprised! :-P I assume you meant Latin or Roman?
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My bad
If Dr. Gatling was a nerd, then his most famous invention is the fucking Revenge of the Nerd, writ large...

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Goddamnit! Are there any supermods that are susceptible to bribes so I can have that embarrassment of a thread deleted and forgotten? I swear that sad little timeline (I've improved since then, I promise!) has gotten me more flak than the pictures of me in a duct-tape bikini.
I would like to note that certain things, like the 2012 collapse of the world economy, look a lot less ridiculous in light of recent events. The rest of it is still absurd, but a few things less so in hindsight.
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