How Stravo Got His Groove Back

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-12-04 03:11pm

Hehee... Interesting bit with Hyperion, I must say, but the clincher was DEFINITELY with Dalton and God.

~ver

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-04 03:55pm

How do you come up with these so fast and yet they are still so good?!!

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-12-04 04:15pm

Zaia wrote:How do you come up with these so fast and yet they are still so good?!!

*Takes Zaia's hand and pulls her and Kuja into the nuke and closes the lid*

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-04 04:24pm

Kuja wrote:*cut to inside the nuke*

KUJA: My mama always said never to hit a lady, even if she hits you first, but I don't think she could've seen this coming. THUNDER!

*taps foot* And exactly what is that supposed to mean?

KUJA: Sure. One thing, though?

ZAIA: What?

KUJA: Can you kiss my hands and make them all better?

*she drops him*

KUJA: Ouch.

HAH. *satisfied smile*

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-04 04:59pm

I am somewhat disappointed that I have yet to make an appearance in this story. I sorta understand it, though -- I mean, who could write me?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-04 05:07pm

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I am somewhat disappointed that I have yet to make an appearance in this story. I sorta understand it, though -- I mean, who could write me?

Don't take it too personally, sweetheart. Kuja's ego wouldn't be able to stand another ego of equal or greater size in the story. That's all.

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-12-04 05:09pm

Where the hell did Hyperion come from?

Still Dalton and God was funny!

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-12-04 09:01pm

2000AD wrote:Where the hell did Hyperion come from?

Does it honestly matter?

Oh, and Kuja: Sorry to insert logic into this thread, but a nuclear device would use two Uranium hemispheres or one hollow plutonium sphere. Rods are only used in reactors.

Raoul Duke, Jr. · Post by **Raoul Duke, Jr.** » 2003-12-04 09:40pm

Zaia wrote:
Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:I am somewhat disappointed that I have yet to make an appearance in this story. I sorta understand it, though -- I mean, who could write me?
Don't take it too personally, sweetheart. Kuja's ego wouldn't be able to stand another ego of equal or greater size in the story. That's all.

Well, I do have a big ego, I must admit. Sometimes when a really cute girl walks into the room, I have to sit down to hide it.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-04 10:42pm

Damn...that Dalton and God bit was GREAT. And that poor guys stand, hehehe....

Now Kuja, what were you thinking in that nuke? I mean, I don't mind that you shot at Zaia...but shooting lightning in a metal sphere? I thought that Mage Class 101 taught you better than that.

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-04 10:43pm

Zaia wrote:How do you come up with these so fast and yet they are still so good?!!

If I ever find out...I'll use it for my own purposes and make millions writing comedy.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-05 12:38am

Captain_Cyran wrote:Now Kuja, what were you thinking in that nuke? I mean, I don't mind that you shot at Zaia...but shooting lightning in a metal sphere? I thought that Mage Class 101 taught you better than that.

*narrows eyes and glares at Cyran*

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-12-05 12:42am

Captain_Cyran wrote:Damn...that Dalton and God bit was GREAT. And that poor guys stand, hehehe....

Now Kuja, what were you thinking in that nuke? I mean, I don't mind that you shot at Zaia...but shooting lightning in a metal sphere? I thought that Mage Class 101 taught you better than that.

He was smoking in the boys room or under the bleachers with your sister during most of those classes, remember?

Post by **Kuja** » 2003-12-05 01:07am

Zaia wrote:How do you come up with these so fast and yet they are still so good?!!

I stay out of drafts.

Singular Quartet wrote:Oh, and Kuja: Sorry to insert logic into this thread, but a nuclear device would use two Uranium hemispheres or one hollow plutonium sphere. Rods are only used in reactors.

Wait a moment...are you trying to tell me that there's something in my story that isn't LOGICAL?

Captain_Cyran wrote:Damn...that Dalton and God bit was GREAT. And that poor guys stand, hehehe....

Now Kuja, what were you thinking in that nuke? I mean, I don't mind that you shot at Zaia...but shooting lightning in a metal sphere? I thought that Mage Class 101 taught you better than that.

I was, uh...

Aya wrote:He was smoking in the boys room or under the bleachers with your sister during most of those classes, remember?

*clamps hand over Aya's mouth*

...sleeping through class! Yeah, that's it!

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-12-05 02:06am

After all this though, one question remains to be answered

DID STRAVO GET HIS GROOVE BACK?

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-05 03:56pm

Zaia wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Now Kuja, what were you thinking in that nuke? I mean, I don't mind that you shot at Zaia...but shooting lightning in a metal sphere? I thought that Mage Class 101 taught you better than that.
*narrows eyes and glares at Cyran*

I was just kidding Zaia. You know I care if you get shot at...it was a joke..really. Oh please don't kill me...

Captain Cyran · Post by **Captain Cyran** » 2003-12-05 03:58pm

Kuja wrote:
Aya wrote:He was smoking in the boys room or under the bleachers with your sister during most of those classes, remember?
*clamps hand over Aya's mouth*

...sleeping through class! Yeah, that's it!

Uhhh...but my sister went through White Mage training... My mom was the one who...

EWWW!!!!

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2003-12-05 04:36pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Kuja wrote:
Aya wrote:He was smoking in the boys room or under the bleachers with your sister during most of those classes, remember?
*clamps hand over Aya's mouth*

...sleeping through class! Yeah, that's it!
Uhhh...but my sister went through White Mage training... My mom was the one who...

EWWW!!!!

Oh yeah, I think we all know your mom.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-05 05:47pm

Captain_Cyran wrote:
Zaia wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote:Now Kuja, what were you thinking in that nuke? I mean, I don't mind that you shot at Zaia...but shooting lightning in a metal sphere? I thought that Mage Class 101 taught you better than that.
*narrows eyes and glares at Cyran*
I was just kidding Zaia. You know I care if you get shot at...it was a joke..really. Oh please don't kill me...

Hard to draw the line between the story and life on the board sometimes, eh Cyran? *continues to glare*

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-12-05 06:02pm

Darth Fanboy wrote:After all this though, one question remains to be answered

DID STRAVO GET HIS GROOVE BACK?

Well he's back to regular posting of fanfic, so i'd say yes. But we have to keep this going incase he loses his groove again!

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-12-05 06:25pm

Kuja wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:Oh, and Kuja: Sorry to insert logic into this thread, but a nuclear device would use two Uranium hemispheres or one hollow plutonium sphere. Rods are only used in reactors.
Wait a moment...are you trying to tell me that there's something in my story that isn't LOGICAL?

Scooter was in it as himself. Logic cannot occur when a Troll is in a fic as himself.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-12-05 10:35pm

Singular Quartet wrote:
Kuja wrote:Wait a moment...are you trying to tell me that there's something in my story that isn't LOGICAL?
Scooter was in it as himself. Logic cannot occur when a Troll is in a fic as himself.

Why's that?

PS~Strav doesn't have that chapter (the rave, where Scooter has his main scene) in the cleaned version of the story, I think probably because the numbers got a bit funkified. Thought I should point that out.

Stravo · Post by **Stravo** » 2003-12-05 11:14pm

Zaia wrote: PS~Strav doesn't have that chapter (the rave, where Scooter has his main scene) in the cleaned version of the story, I think probably because the numbers got a bit funkified. Thought I should point that out.

As usual the lovely Zaia is correct and the error has been rectified.

Singular Quartet · Post by **Singular Quartet** » 2003-12-06 01:32pm

Zaia wrote:
Singular Quartet wrote:
Kuja wrote:Wait a moment...are you trying to tell me that there's something in my story that isn't LOGICAL?
Scooter was in it as himself. Logic cannot occur when a Troll is in a fic as himself.
Why's that?

Simple, Scooter is to logic, like anti-matter is to matter. He destroys all logic that he comes into contact with.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2003-12-07 02:11am

The hilarity. That first bit with the dream...whoo. Definitely worth a mention.