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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman
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Just wonder.. is it possible to make porn story about **droids**??

(Duh!)
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We've get Kelly writing a porno as we speak. Hurray!
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Gee, how did I know you'd come over here and tell?
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Kelly Antilles wrote:Gee, how did I know you'd come over here and tell?
I couldn't help myself. It had to be annouced. I couldn't help it.

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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:Just wonder.. is it possible to make porn story about **droids**??

(Duh!)

uhhh, human replica droids, ala Guri (?spelling?) or C3PO or R2 units? If you answer the wrong way, I'm gonna have to run away screaming...
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willburns84 wrote: uhhh, human replica droids, ala Guri (?spelling?) or C3PO or R2 units? If you answer the wrong way, I'm gonna have to run away screaming...
Better start running:http://www.shabbyblue.net/gallery/1999/s99g.htm
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IG-88E wrote:
willburns84 wrote: uhhh, human replica droids, ala Guri (?spelling?) or C3PO or R2 units? If you answer the wrong way, I'm gonna have to run away screaming...
Better start running:http://www.shabbyblue.net/gallery/1999/s99g.htm

C3PO or R2 all the way!!!!

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PS: just wonder what kind of bee-bop beep sounds we hear when R2 gets orgasm....
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Or whistle sounds, too, don't forget!
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I wonder: what lliquid will R2 ejaculate????
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Kreshna Aryaguna Nurzaman wrote:I wonder: what lliquid will R2 ejaculate????
Probably hydraulic fluid.
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IG-88E wrote:
willburns84 wrote: uhhh, human replica droids, ala Guri (?spelling?) or C3PO or R2 units? If you answer the wrong way, I'm gonna have to run away screaming...
Better start running:http://www.shabbyblue.net/gallery/1999/s99g.htm
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Master of Ossus wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
willburns84 wrote: uhhh, human replica droids, ala Guri (?spelling?) or C3PO or R2 units? If you answer the wrong way, I'm gonna have to run away screaming...
Better start running:http://www.shabbyblue.net/gallery/1999/s99g.htm
Jesus Christ!
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Master of Ossus wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
willburns84 wrote: uhhh, human replica droids, ala Guri (?spelling?) or C3PO or R2 units? If you answer the wrong way, I'm gonna have to run away screaming...
Better start running:http://www.shabbyblue.net/gallery/1999/s99g.htm
Jesus Christ!
It's obvious now that R2 standard tools include dildo.
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Crayz9000 wrote:
It's obvious now that R2 standard tools include dildo.
*groan*
i think me likes it!

Must I keep this up? -Crayz9000
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Stormbringer wrote:
Crayz9000 wrote:
It's obvious now that R2 standard tools include dildo.
*groan*
i think I likes it!

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[quote="IG-88E"Better start running:http://www.shabbyblue.net/gallery/1999/s99g.htm[/quote]

:shock:

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IG-88E wrote:
willburns84 wrote: uhhh, human replica droids, ala Guri (?spelling?) or C3PO or R2 units? If you answer the wrong way, I'm gonna have to run away screaming...
Better start running:http://www.shabbyblue.net/gallery/1999/s99g.htm
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IG-88E wrote:
willburns84 wrote: uhhh, human replica droids, ala Guri (?spelling?) or C3PO or R2 units? If you answer the wrong way, I'm gonna have to run away screaming...
Better start running:http://www.shabbyblue.net/gallery/1999/s99g.htm

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RUN AWAY!!!!
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I`ve created a monster showing you peeps that Addy :twisted: gee wonder if I`m becoming a sith yet?
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No, just a nuscance.
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IG-88E wrote:No, just a nuscance.
Says one himsel.
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Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:No, just a nuscance.
Says one himsel.
Says another one himself.
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IG-88E wrote:
Ted wrote:
IG-88E wrote:No, just a nuscance.
Says one himsel.
Says another one himself.
You can never return an insult 180.
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